reply to post by Bluebelle
What you said about the section in More magazine reminded me of some topic of discussion on some LFC forum a friend sent me. Without sounding sexist
it was about the stupid things women say. Here are a few......
"My friend asked her boyfriend if it was the top or bottom half of Heathers Mills' leg that she had amputated."
"A girlfriend of my mate actually thought that washing machines came with the water..."
"While watching news with my ex a reporter was wearing a bullet proof vest with 'press' written on the front as an identifier.
Then she asked 'what happens then when someone presses his vest?'"
"At a balti house in Birmingham they had goat on the menu so I asked the waitress what it was like , she thought for a moment before saying "it's
like a sheep innit ,but with horns"
A female friend of mine used to think that each country had it's own sun, she was 18 at the time.
On second thought a tea cosy would be much better. They have been out of mainstream fashion for too long and could also hide my bed-head in the
I have never met this poor soul. I know nothing about his life, his personality or his bobbies. But I am going to agree and say that I am 100% sure
that they were indeed used in his weird sex games
So NASA is lying! But I can understand why now, there are forces at work here that are beyond most 'un-enlightened' humans perception. May god have
mercy on us all......
Peter Pan indeed. I think the only way to get to him in Neverland is by a teleportation portal, same as McDonaldland. Unfortunately this portal is
located within McDonaldland, inside Hitlers bathtub to be precise. How is the digging coming along?
In fact, all countries that end in '-land' are only accessible via a portal.
- New Zealand
- Holland (Netherlands)
- Deutschland (germany)
Why do you think you need a passport
) to leave the country?
Einstein with pigeons! They are all in on it! That is your classic light (good) versus dark (bad) symbolism. With Einstein symbolising the
'knowledge' that separates good and bad. At least he's cradling the white pigeon, he's on our side, phew.
It's a good job too considering that the white pigeons aren't the cleverest of our feathered friends at times.
poor thing mistook his own shadow for a shadow pigeon and tried to
He's currently being nursed back to health by Rolf Harris.
Haha, true. I might make them some alien themed tea cosys to sell.