What is Your Number 1 Pet hate?

I hate packaging! When you package something taking its safety into consideration, you shouldn't do it to the point where I will literally smash what's inside to pieces just to open it!


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"Apart from all the very good points previously made, did it ever occur to you that pregnant cows are not horny? Hmmmm?"

"Sadly, I also have very limited access to my reptilian lover right now."

"so we are on this topic I also want to ask, what about putting them in your ass?"



I'm beginning to think Mark Speight stumbled across this site whilst at a low point in his life and it was enough to push him over the edge. An hour later he was catching a one way train to Deathsville.
That site is just too amazing to comprehend really, what scares me though is that I have become uncomfortably numb to what is actually being discussed. Someone going at it 'doggy-style' shall we say should horrify me, but when I read about someone else doing the nasty with a crocodile the former seems quite tame

Why thank you, when you have a gift like mine you never truly lose it. Form is temporary, class is permanent

Haha, it did sound like that didn't it! I used to love reading the personal ads on the free papers you get on trains, they too are a goldmine of comedy. Mainly because if you are using personal ads to find a friend or lover your life is pretty much a tragedy. And if Mr William Shakespeare taught us anything it was that tragedy and comedy are often one and the same Plus, if you can sum up your personality in 50 words or less, it means you really don't have one...hence why you are single.
Yep, it seems we have a disproportional amount of perverts over here but I still reckon your gaff will have its fair share of horse molesters. After all you have told me about it I would be stunned if it didn't!

My friends know I come on here and I get mocked for it all the time. But I shall have the last laugh when the evil reptilians show up, I shall finally be able to say "I told you so!"

Yer I understand, I like the type of gays that keep you guessing, keep you on your toes, not the 'look at me, could I be any more gay if I tried?' flamboyant type of gay. Oh Coach Trip! Did you see, there are a new couple of dolly birds from Mansfield on now....maybe you know them. Oh! And a 'celebrity' couple have joined the coach......Scooch!

The Sheriff of Nottingham was a massive pervert? I must know more immediately! That would be a brilliant job, wandering around the woods lying to tourists, basically re-writing history. 'Ah yes, this is the spot where Friar Tuck was cut in half by Darth Vader's light saber, just after Vader had said "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Just its name alone elevates it above most bars. But I must remind you that you would be working there, not drinking there, and the idea of serving drunkards 1 shot (not to mention 60!) doesn't get me excited.
Was your friend one of those who fell from the ugly tree? Because considering that The Cheeky Monkey prides itself on 'The utterly gorgeous staff...' maybe that's why your friends didn't get the job? Anyways, I'm sure you will be fine, good luck with it

Haha, I know, I don't understand it either! Trust me, he's nowhere near DarkCyrus' caliber, he's just a wannabe.
Don't get me wrong...talking to pigeons is fine, I often shout profanities at them which basically is talking to them. But 'communicating' with them is a different thing altogether! If your unfortunate peg-legged friend replied "No you don't know me...skank!" and then flew off, that would have been communicating an you would by default become a mentalist. Luckily for you all you got was a dirty look

Haha, it's not so much the Stella (which by itself would be as inelegant as it comes) but the Stella and pink straw combination that is classy

This particular person doesn't 'do' logic, I doubt he could even spell it. The word 'logic' that is, not the word 'it', he's not a complete fool

Yep, vests are for gays, muscly men and gay muscly men. I couldn't believe he had the nerve to talk about gay stereotypes considering he is the epitome of the 'butch' gay man. Cheek of it! When I went to my cousins gay wedding, well lesbian wedding to be more precise, it was an absolute minefield of gay puns and innuendo I was in my element! I don't think many of them appreciated my sly comments though, tough crowd

Well, technically God was there, him being omnipresent and all that carry on. But yes, it was me! I didn't know until I got a text from someone saying they saw me and then I watched the repeat. There is even a picture floating around Facebook which is of me and my mate sat in the audience with the Jeremy Kyle logo in the bottom left and the caption 'I'm convinced my wife is a serial cheat! Lie detector results!' underneath. It looks like we are the couple My hair hadn't been cut for ages so yes it is pretty obvious

Pet hate for today, and possibly for the rest of my life - hair dye.
Ive had another run in with lying boxes of hair dye. Except this time its full on dark brown, and definately not dark blonde. The idea of doing a Britney and just shavig my head is tempting beyond belief. Which I'll probably end up having to do because Im going to bleach the s**t out my hair tomorrow. Bring on the bald head.

reply to post by LiveForever8

"Sadly, I also have very limited access to my reptilian lover right now."

The guy who said that was my favourite. Somewhere in Twycross Zoo there's a terrified little crocodile cowering in the corner of its enclosure. I hope that one day the temptation gets too much for him and an unsuspecting family on a day out get to experience the special love a man and his crocodile can share.

Also, I can definately see Neil Buchanan making one of those huge pictures that he always used to make at the end of Art Attack, and he'll be constructing some 50ft tall dog dildo. With the help of a few hundred school children of course, and lots of pink glitter.

Personal ads are great, I always skip to end when I read them so I can see who the oldest person is.. I once found an 87 year old woman looking for a relationship.

Yea, saw the two Mansfield girls.. they dont deserve to be there, they're so boring!
Urgh I hated those steps wannabes!! Especially the brunette one. As if they even have a page on wikipedia.. my postmans more famous than they are.

Well, during the robin hood festival they have shed loads of entertainers come up, some of course dressed up as robin hood, maid marian and the sheriff of nottingham. And basically he was really sly, making harrowing comments to me about how he wanted a younger woman etc, and he grabbed my bum about 20 times. He was like in his mid forties as well.. sicko. :shk:

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

I like this. I could mix in some stories about robin hood and jesus once having a bitch slapping fight in front of the major oak.. but then eventually reuiniting to fight the dinosaurs together.

Oh and I got the job! Turns out Im a natural when it comes to pouring shots, who'd have thought it.
Its actually the best job in the world as well.. and judging by the massive hangover I had this morning, I am indeed allowed to drink on the job. The managers and owner just casually pass you shots throughout the night... had 5 on my first shift! Its all good though because being half cut makes it so much less stressful when someone asks you for 12 differet shots, and you only know how to make two of them!
The only downside to the job so far is that Im getting an ever growing sense of impending doom, because I have yet to break any glass or completely f up the till. Its going to happen sooner or later. :shk:
Nah my friend who applied was pretty! I think I only got the job because I told them I was quite familiar with their menu.

In my defence I dont normally sit round drinking cans of stella, we'd just forgotten to buy any vodka so all there was to drink was that.. and I didnt intend on turning up to a classy grad ball without being horribly drunk!

Nice. Im assuming you were the wife.

Also, look at this. Best thing Ive seen on lamebook to date!

Oh and completely random.. but can we consider how much The Matrix sounds like a gay porn at the beginning. Morpheus ringing neo up and slyly telling him he thinks he's 'the one', and 'Ive got something to show you'... I mean really, keep it in your pants please. :shk:

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Hmm lets see, I dont know if I can pick out my number one but, it really bothers me when someone calls me or I call someone and in the middle of my sentence I hear them talking to someone else in the room.

My sister does this pretty much every single time. And I usually hang up on her for it. If what im saying isnt important enough to listen, theres no use in going on with the call.

My pet hate today is that I don't seem to have any obvious pet hates. Hmm......


reply to post by Bluebelle


If all else fails go for the Jade Goody look, eh?

I'm guessing he doesn't do oral Lets just hope his crocodile is over the age limit otherwise he would be a Crocophile Somewhere in Australia Steve Irwin is spinning in his grave, although I have always had my doubts about his 'relationship' with reptiles......Exibit A. And that one isn't even a real one, randy bugger.

Haha, I had to immediately type his name into Youtube to remind myself how amazing that show was In the process I stumbled across the most surreal Youtube video of all time! Brought me to tears

Awww, bless. God loves a trier! If I find myself single when I'm 87 I really cant see myself looking for love, especially in personal ads. Nope, I think I shall do what all self respecting single 87 year old men do - buy myself a trench coat, a trilby, a cigar and some shades and spend my days perving at girls young enough to be my granddaughter and being generally quite racist

20 times! How did you let it reach double figures not to mention 20 times!? I hate it when people think its okay to behave like the character they are portraying. That's why I hate fancy dress parties, people thinking that just because they are dressed like Jack the Ripper they can come at you with a plastic knife or because they're dressed as Elvis they feel the need to say 'Thank you very much' at the end of every sentence! The last one I went to there was a cowboy and indian sitting sharing a beer whilst Jesus and Satan went for a smoke outside......I just wasn't feeling it really

Nice one It's like a home away from home for you I'm sure!
Haha, that does sound like a spiffing job, getting paid to drink I've always wondered about that...do you actually make the right shots because I'm sure that on several occasions I have asked for a few different ones and they all tasted basically the same. When I was in Manchester I got a shot that was £1.50 dearer than the last and when I asked what the difference was the girl said 'Dis one's got lime in it init' I wasn't pleased.
Considering it has been a few days since your last post I'm guessing it may have happened by now? Anyways, its no way to live your life, which is why I never play Jenga......my nerves just cant handle the anticipation. I just set it up and smash it over straight away, then sit back and relax

Haha, you're not the first person to make that assumption

That is just brilliant. Each comment is better than the one that came before it! That site is priceless.

Yep, I'll accept that hypothesis.

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

I think you may be right!

Did you see this morning? www.thesun.co.uk...< br />

Also this.

Wang Chaoxu, of Qixian village, in Yunnan, south west China, is said to have believed an old wives' tale that eating a child's brain can cure fits.

Another reason why China is the best place in the world

Aaaaaand, have you seen this and this and do you remember this?

Okay, I'm done now

People who refused to believe that other species can have feelings and intelligence. Animals have culture and even the ability for language, yet so many people still consider them to be essentially a nonentity.

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If you are referring to "pet peeve" then, I would have to say my biggest pet peeve is people who shut out or put down other people b/c of the other person's beliefs/religion/etc. I cannot stand close-minded arseholes.

Good Luck on your mid-life crisis...I went through my at 25!

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Steve Irwin.. I miss that crazy fool. I like to think he's on that special tropical island far far away where all the good celebrities go.. jeremy beadle, kristian digby.. maybe even the queen mother. Oh and stephen gately. I can see them all now, sat round tsking the piss out of kristian for his little mishap with the bin liner.. and stephen trying to teach them all the single ladies routine.

Oh my god.. that stupid talking head, I forgot that hideous thing ever existed!
1.00 onwards is harrowing.

Actually, that reminds me, do you remember this show?
I used to love that show more than anything, including hey arnold.. and pingu. Although I have to disagree with his statement that you can do things there that you cant do at home. I can and do treat my home in that manner. I only wish this show was still running so I could apply and let the world see my house trashing skills in all their glory.

Why wait til your 87?! Its much harder to chase children at that age.. and there's only so many hip replacements you can have. :shk:
People should actually stop getting it on at say 30 or 34. i.e. the ages that my parents were when i was conceived (makes me feel ill just thinking about it).

Well this was over the course of a week.. so for roughly 60 hours I was exposed to this monster and I was quite the busy beaver, contemplating asking john sergeant to sign my bra, casually blasting out innapropriate rap songs while there was about 200 children around... oh and arguing with stupid customers who threatened to sue us because their kid got stung by a wasp. I mean really, I am in no way affiliated with the wasps of sherwood forest, take your beef to the wasps nest thats about 30ft up the path, Im sure they'll love it. So yes, I was distracted most of the time, wasnt really watching out for any casual rapists/molesters wandering about.

I know, its brilliant.. working in a bar is clearly the way forward. We even get free entry into all the clubs as well!
Hmm.. depends on what shot it is. If its one thats say all red or clear then you can just chuck anything in really. But a lot of the shots we do are layered so you have to use the right stuff otherwise the layers dont go right and it just ends up looking gay.
£1.50 dearer? What on earth did the one before cost? All ours are either 1.00 or 1.25... which is massively cheap when you consider that anywhere else in town that just does normal crappy shots charge £3.

Still not broken anything. although everyone around me keeps breaking stuff.. on my last shift one girl dropped two bottles of vodka. Brought a tear to my eye seeing all that vodka go to waste!

Haha, I never noticed how sly that bit is! Clearly wonderland = rohypnolland. And rabbit hole = ... well, I dont think I need to explain that one really.

I think that man could be onto something with the brain eating. It doesnt say whether it worked or not!

Love the 'chin strap' and the last one where he just starts laughing! those girls making hearts with their hands need to die. :shk:

'Boiled goose'.. Nice.
I didnt really appreciate the random clips of OAP's getting it on.. however I do think andy samberg is a bit of a hero. This is the best one he's done.

I can quite honestly say Ive never heard of that show in my entire life! Only watched about 2 minutes of it but is it essentially just people being taken the piss out of?

Oh today I saw the best fb status ever -

'might hav wheels by tmmra yay!! O n b warned.... if i find out who threw a cup of piss at my sister n her bf you are in for a whole world of pain. who throws wee? f**king retards'


While i do agree that the question 'who throws wee' is completely relevant.. I feel that the more pressing issue is who the hell carries cups of wee around with them? is this normal practice for the youth of today? 'heyyy what you drinkin?'.. 'cup of wee, mate'.
I was going to further develop that conversation but it just got too vile. I'll save it for the beast forum.

Also, strangely enough, my friend rang me up today from hospital (all machines in the hospital obviously exploded afterwards due to having her mobile turned on), and told me that she's casually got gastroenteritis and that she had to pee in a cup, and it was now sitting on a shelf in a large waiting room with about 30 other people in it, and she was infact staring at it while she was talking to me.
Clearly the theme of the day is wee in a cup. Pleasant.

wow...you people have been off topic for about 12 pages now...and one woman (no names) every post she replies to on ATS is NEVER on topic. Jeesh, if you have so many issues, make your own thread.

SORRY OP, it was called for

Originally posted by nycfrog27
wow...you people have been off topic for about 12 pages now...and one woman (no names) every post she replies to on ATS is NEVER on topic. Jeesh, if you have so many issues, make your own thread.

SORRY OP, it was called for

I do not care for your poor observation skills. :shk:

This thread has been off topic for a good 18/19 pages... and actually, its not even off topic, there's been plenty of pet hates posted!

Purely for the purpose of getting to the bottom of your pet hate - could you elaborate on these other off topic posts please?.. No names mentioned of course, god forbid.

Yay pet hate thread!

Today! - In films when computers go bibbledy boop as the 'hacker' or someone does something cool.

Who has ever heard a computer do the bibbdley boop noise and then done something really cool (with explosions) happens?

Originally posted by Bluebelle

Originally posted by nycfrog27
wow...you people have been off topic for about 12 pages now...and one woman (no names) every post she replies to on ATS is NEVER on topic. Jeesh, if you have so many issues, make your own thread.

SORRY OP, it was called for

I do not care for your poor observation skills. :shk:

This thread has been off topic for a good 18/19 pages... and actually, its not even off topic, there's been plenty of pet hates posted!

Purely for the purpose of getting to the bottom of your pet hate - could you elaborate on these other off topic posts please?.. No names mentioned of course, god forbid.

lol revives this thread in a spiteful manner,just so that I can enjoy laughing when someone says that a rant thread about pet hates is off topic.
may the psychotic ramblings once again ensue !






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I don't like the fact that my dog peed on the pole in the basement - he's never done that before.

Peeve- loud, attention getting, know it all people.

Ah, it's been too long since I vented my seemingly infinite hates via this thread, it feels like coming home

Anyway, the target of my fury today?

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Bagels.

I'm not a fan of sweeping statements that stereotype vast amounts of people but anyone who goes out of their way to eat a bagel should be burnt at the stake.

They are a complete nightmare to eat with, most of the time they are covered in seeds or vast amounts of salt and they taste like paper. Toilet paper.*

Please tell me what is wrong with the following:

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The answer is nothing.

*I would like to point out that I have never eaten toilet paper - used or unused. I was merely using my imagination

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Why do you keep a Polish person in your basement?

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Haha... You maybe in trouble if you keep a real person in the basement.

My pet hate is when someone talks too much, they do the face that realises you're bored, then continues to talk.

Originally posted by whaaa
reply to post by pharaohmoan

 

I hate it when my girl friend chases me around the yard with a knife yelling
"I'll kill you, you worthless SOB"


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Wow, thats pretty bad (you are not being serious though?). I think there is not that much hate in my life right now, so perhaps I hate people who ask me what I hate.

Arrogance.. and people who's sole purpose in life is to whinge about everything.

Yeah, those "whingers" should have their "whingers" cut off.

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When people don't wash their hands after using the restroom. Especially, after they crap. Think of all the things they touch. So, when you touch something, you're picking up their poo germs. Sick sick sick. Almost as bad as when they don't flush the toilet when they drop a load, so when you go to pee, there's somebody's log floating in there.

I hate the current trend with television announcers and their voice overs when they say coming up 'next' but now it's time for.....

Next means next! Not what were playing after playing this, I was kinda OK with it when it was in the adverts at mid way through the program, but now they do it before the preceding program WHICH IS THE NEXT program.

double post (hate those too)

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I lasted all of 5 seconds. Lol.