reply to post by Bluebelle
"Apart from all the very good points previously made, did it ever occur to you that pregnant cows are not horny? Hmmmm?"
"Sadly, I also have very limited access to my reptilian lover right now."
"so we are on this topic I also want to ask, what about putting them in your ass?"
I'm beginning to think Mark Speight stumbled across this site whilst at a low point in his life and it was enough to push him over the edge. An hour later he was catching a one way train to Deathsville.
That site is just too amazing to comprehend really, what scares me though is that I have become uncomfortably numb to what is actually being discussed. Someone going at it 'doggy-style' shall we say should horrify me, but when I read about someone else doing the nasty with a crocodile the former seems quite tame
Why thank you, when you have a gift like mine you never truly lose it. Form is temporary, class is permanent
Haha, it did sound like that didn't it! I used to love reading the personal ads on the free papers you get on trains, they too are a goldmine of comedy. Mainly because if you are using personal ads to find a friend or lover your life is pretty much a tragedy. And if Mr William Shakespeare taught us anything it was that tragedy and comedy are often one and the same
Plus, if you can sum up your personality in 50 words or less, it means
you really don't have one...hence why you are single. Yep, it seems we have a disproportional amount of perverts over here but I still reckon your gaff will have its fair share of horse molesters. After all you have told me about it I would be stunned if it didn't!
My friends know I come on here and I get mocked for it all the time. But I shall have the last laugh when the evil reptilians show up, I shall finally be able to say "I told you so!"
Yer I understand, I like the type of gays that keep you guessing, keep you on your toes, not the 'look at me, could I be any more gay if I tried?' flamboyant type of gay. Oh Coach Trip! Did you see, there are a new couple of dolly birds from Mansfield on now....maybe you know them. Oh! And a 'celebrity' couple have joined the coach......Scooch!
The Sheriff of Nottingham was a massive pervert? I must know more immediately! That would be a brilliant job, wandering around the woods lying to tourists, basically re-writing history. 'Ah yes, this is the spot where Friar Tuck was cut in half by Darth Vader's light saber, just after Vader had said "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Just its name alone elevates it above most bars. But I must remind you that you would be working there, not drinking there, and the idea of serving drunkards 1 shot (not to mention 60!) doesn't get me excited.
Was your friend one of those who fell from the ugly tree? Because considering that The Cheeky Monkey prides itself on 'The utterly gorgeous staff...' maybe that's why your friends didn't get the job? Anyways, I'm sure you will be fine, good luck with it
Haha, I know, I don't understand it either!
Trust me, he's nowhere near DarkCyrus' caliber, he's just a wannabe. Don't get me wrong...talking to pigeons is fine, I often shout profanities at them which basically is talking to them. But 'communicating' with them is a different thing altogether! If your unfortunate peg-legged friend replied "No you don't know me...skank!" and then flew off, that would have been communicating an you would by default become a mentalist. Luckily for you all you got was a dirty look
Haha, it's not so much the Stella (which by itself would be as inelegant as it comes) but the Stella and pink straw combination that is classy
This particular person doesn't 'do' logic, I doubt he could even spell it. The word 'logic' that is, not the word 'it', he's not a complete fool
Yep, vests are for gays, muscly men and gay muscly men. I couldn't believe he had the nerve to talk about gay stereotypes considering he is the epitome of the 'butch' gay man. Cheek of it! When I went to my cousins gay wedding, well lesbian wedding to be more precise, it was an absolute minefield of gay puns and innuendo
I was in my element! I don't think many of them appreciated my sly comments though, tough crowd Well, technically God was there, him being omnipresent and all that carry on. But yes, it was me! I didn't know until I got a text from someone saying they saw me and then I watched the repeat. There is even a picture floating around Facebook which is of me and my mate sat in the audience with the Jeremy Kyle logo in the bottom left and the caption 'I'm convinced my wife is a serial cheat! Lie detector results!' underneath. It looks like we are the couple
My hair hadn't been cut for ages so yes it is pretty obvious 
Lets just hope his crocodile is over the age limit otherwise he would be a Crocophile 
