I don't really know how to write this so it comes across right.
I really hate it when people watch me so much that when ever I say open a drawer, or open a cupboard I hear 'what you looking for?' or 'what you
lost?' -
It's like at a messy table in a bar and there are a number of mobile phones, crisp packets drinks etc and I just break eye contact to look around the
table for my phone - 'what you lost?' - WHAT DO I PERMANENTLY LOOK SOO LOST AND DOPEY THAT I CAN'T POSSIBLY FIND MY PHONE MY SELF IN LESS THAN 0.5
SECONDS
It's always the type of person who will see you eating / cooking something and TELL you what you are cooking

Scrambled eggs, this idiot
appears in the kitchen and looks at the plate and says SCRAMBLED EGGS! - man I just want to stab that person in the eye with a fork and say you forgot
to mention what I was using to eat it with - look at the fork LOOK AT IT!
It's also the SAME person who will shout something so mundane and pointless, something that really does not need to be said - they will shout from
any room in the house to any other room anything that pops into their tiny little bone dome AND THEN THEY ARE TOO FLIPPING DEAF OR JUST PLAIN
ATTENTION SEEKING THAT AFTER 3 TIMES OF SHOUTING BACK THE ANSWER YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE F'ING SHOWER WEARING A TOWEL TO SHOUT IT FACE TO FACE AT
THEM - and then it's MY fault for loosing my rag... I have a kitchen full of knives and a shead full of rusting gardening equipment... You will
know I have lost my rag in the few minutes it takes for you to bleed out... There is no death penalty here - and I could probably get into a secure
hospital after I start sewing your dismembered body back together in any order I feel like...
(BTW I have live in a number of shared accommodations!)
Phew that felt good actually. -