Pet hate - Alexander Mcqueen hanging himself.. in a wardrobe. While I appreciate the comedy of the police trying to find out where the dead body smell
was coming from, and then finding him casually hung up amongst his suits & whatnot... if you're going to commit suicide you have to be an attention
seeker, like leaping from the london eye or something like that.
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Just be glad you dont live nextdoor to me, I had to get up at 6 this morning and the only thing that got me through it was listening to a lovely
mixture of Jedward, N*Sync and Wham. Apparantly people dont like being woken up to the sound of me singing 'Im your man'.. with the same amount of
enthusiam as dear old George has when he sings it.
EX-VICAR JAILED IN CHILD PORN SHAME.
Thats one of the most pleasing headlines of all time. Its not really a suprise though is it, Im pretty sure that you're required to fail your CRB
check before you can even get an interview to be a vicar (which makes me wonder who actually interviews them
), and its a bonus if your hobbies
include growing your beard and hanging round childrens play areas smoking cigars.
If only. The board that Im on about is for people needing advice on dealing with sly badgers such
. Although I may be
mistaken because it also appears to have several other uses i.e. where the grammar/spelling police hone their skills, and an outlet for frustrated
women & men who I suspect are constantly on their period and/or havent been laid for at least 15 years.
I will literally never understand why anyone over the age of 13 feels the need to give people attitude over the internet, possibly the saddest thing
in the entire world (says me going on a massive rant about it
Yes I did spend £120 on straightners... but Ive had them for 6 years now and they've only just started to show signs of aging!
How could you think Ive been here longer than that when all it takes is looking about 1 inch to the left of my post to see my registered date?
Terrible observation skills there.
Aha, and I signed up 2 days before you as well, unlucky.
Oh yea its because I love the flowers.. along with romantic walks on the beach & skipping through meadows.
I seriously have no recollection why I picked that as a name, bluebelles are s**t flowers though so it definately wasnt that. All I can recall is that
when I did sign up it was so I could express my dismay at the amount of crap people were posting in the 2012 forum.
Im afraid I have to point out that the '8' in your name represents f all, because that is definately not a serpent on that page, its a fox! Serpents
= infinite, foxes = not so infinite.
Pssh, 8 is a crap lucky number... mine's 3434.3423425. Still waiting for it to pop up somewhere.
The lack of Rik Waller does worry me slightly.. you can type Michelle McManus, and even Leon Jackson & you get an offensively large amount of videos
come up.. but nothing with Rik.
And dont forget the crisp packets as well... just looking at those gives you cancer.
Oh yes, I have no shame in saying that I put it on repeat 4 times when I got home, and I now know all the words.
I might take a straightjacket for them to sign!
I truly believe that Mary was the original Jeremy Kyle guest, she had the best story for her illegitimate child and young women have been trying (and
failing miserably) to emulate her success ever since.
God had no right naming that child, he didnt even pay maintenance. He's going to rue the day when social services catch up with him. :shk:
Im not suprised she ended up in therapy! Although at least 'moon unit' is easy to spell... its soul destroying when you have to spell your name out
to everyone like I have to. :bash:
Haha, what... bags under eyes = druggie?
I wish I didnt need sleep, Im useless if Ive had less than 8 hours, which means 95% of the time I have the mental capacity of a turnip. Thank god for
All that over the counter stuff is crap.. have you ever had nytol? That stuffs messed up, feeling weird & spaced out does not make me want to sleep..
it just leads me to doing odd things like rearranging my wardrobe at 3 in the morning.
eee the child catcher/Geoffrey Leonard in his younger days. I do like his ensemble in the picture on the right. For some reason I think Jonathon Ross
would look good in that.
Shagaluf! I heard about the film... but they need to conveniently all end up at the same uni so we can have 3 more series. I dont want them to do what
they did with skins & change the cast after 2 years.
'All the best'? Thats poor.. people came all the way to see him lose his last shred of dignity, he should have at least put a 'x' or two on the
end, or said 'love from'. :shk:
And on a side note, wouldnt it been amazing if he got invited to open a new dogging spot!
I also like that on that site they have little green lizards on the pages. They're trying to convince you about the existence of evil reptilians, but
all I can think is 'ahh, look at the cute little lizard, I wish it was real'.
ooo you'll be famous... Steve Mcfadden will be asking you for a signed photo before long!
You're lucky, I wish the police would do that when Im at the library. It would the first ever legitimate reason Ive had not to do work.