Oh my pet hate for today is the fact that I appear to be shrinking. I go to the doctors 2 years ago & they tell me Im 5ft 5 1/2, I go last year and Im
5ft 4. Then I go today, and wait for it... Im 5ft 3.
What the f is going on there?! That definately isnt right.
Another pet hate - Juliette off of Lost, and any other annoying people that have and will do this..
Juliette on the verge of death: Ive got something I want to tell you..
WHO DOES THAT?! Ive got something I want to tell you too Juliette... YOU'RE A MASSIVE KNOB.
How Sawyer refrained from bashing her head in with a shovel after that I dont know.
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You've saved yourself a considerable amount of money there, its really not worth it for £20 an hour.
I seriously do not understand how they expect you to learn to drive 'by the book' in the first place though when all the cars around you seem to be
being driven by chipmunks on crack.
My driving instructor was a dick as well. And he didnt find it amusing when I asked if by any chance he kept a cricket bat in the boot of the car
after some stupid woman driver nearly ran into me.
Nah, was just going to see what the gutters are like, its the first step of 'The Great Gutters of England' tour.
Or, alternatively, I was going for a night out. My friend goes to Manchester Uni and she's in her last year, so I need to take advantage of the free
accomodation and wonderfully cheap cocktails that Machester has to offer while I still can!
Plus of course, being harrowingly drunk before and on valentines day makes it seem a whole lot less depressing.
"You there! Can you please not urinate on the arena wall. Thank you."
Classy! You can get an £80 fine for that you know.. clearly you just love living on the wrong side of the law.
'Hotdog down a hallway'.. thats old school! Gotta love the classics though. During my first year at uni we spent a large amount of time throwing
these analogies back and forth via fb.. oh the maturity.
Oh is that it, thats not worth getting in a fight over, some girls like strong-willed men, some dont!
Haha, I should have seen that one coming! Fortunately, it was just the video of her pulling this girls hair and then punching her. Once the ambulance
people realised she was faking the panic attack they took her to the police station where the girl was in reception, and she went for her again.
That was such a harrowing night, I can still clearly recall the stern police man & womans faces frowning at me because apparantly in the face of the
sheer terror of being locked in a police car I get the giggles.
I dont like clubs if Im not binged. But when I am they're my favourite thing in the world.
I HATE dancefloors though, if Im having a night out I dont intend on standing in a circle all night and trying to dodge would-be rapists. Luckily not
much dancing occurs in the engine shed. But when you're presented with sights such as this, it pays to keep as far away from dancefloors as
Also, are you familiar with the Liquid nightclub chain?
Gutted, I wanted to see his six pack (you can obviously see it through his shirt). Maybe he's just too sexy for ATS?
Haha, yea Doctor Karl is way away above trivial conditions such as MS. This is why Jesus never resurrected any kids pet hamsters or anything like
that, it just isnt ground-breaking enough.
Somewhere deep down I know how I did it, Im just not enlightened enough to understand how these magical powers work. I can always just use the
ultimate 'I dont have a f**king clue' reply anyway - 'God works in mysterious ways'.
I could well be Handy Andy too, I put a bedside locker together all by myself a couple of months ago (literally the proudest moment of my entire
life). Although actually Jesus was a carpenter as well so I'll stick with Jesus.
Haha, yea it rained, and the whole BBQ casually melted away into nothingness, burgers and all.. Happy days.
Oh its soooo tempting to post on it, but Im scared. They're obviously a few sandwiches short of picnic and I dont want to anger them in case it
brings on any mass shooting rampages!
I found the remote
It was snuggled up inside one of my slippers.. as always, how it got there is a mystery!
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