reply to post by Bluebelle
An innocent trip to the doctors has the habit of turning a relatively healthy individual into somebody with serious health problems, I'm growing
suspicious of their motives. Have I already told you about my doctor and the disabled parking space? Only an idiot would tell their doctor the truth,
"Does it hurt when I press here?" "Of course not!" (Wincing in terrible pain)
You really have to applaud the tenacity of some of these losers, their ability to keep coming up with rather splendid insults is commendable. It fills
me with hope that the English language hasn't been completely ruined.
Husband - what and died exactly where i'd sit and lay, come off it
I especially like this bit
He kind of unravels the whole sinister plot with one astute observation. Nice one Poirot.
You really do give me too much credit. My knowledge of Pokemon isn't anywhere near proficient enough to create such wondrous chat up lines. But
considering they obviously impressed you no end I shall claim them as mine. "I'd like to Munchlax on your Cloyster"
- come on, admit it,
you're pretty turned on right now aren't ya
Haha, in my experience chat up lines are a waste of time. I have never see anyone pull because of a chat up line. All they say to me is "Hi, I have
very little imagination but I am able to use the internet so all is good. Can I sleep with you now?" Let's be honest, nobody likes the Polish, not
even the Polish like the Polish. What kind of sums it up for me is the fact that when I see the word 'Polish' (even with the capital letter) I
can't help but think of it's alternative meaning - 'to make something shiny' - even if it makes no sense in the sentence. That's how little I
respect the Polish people.
I literally cannot understand how this film came to be. It's as if GG and Geoffrey have sat down and decided to write a film! Sick. Then I find
out that none other than George Lucas was the producer......how did that happen? Also, how did Bowie come to be involved in this seminal event in
"Right guys I hear you have a possible role for me?"
"Yes...yes we do."
"Good stuff, can you give me the low down then?"
"Right...here we go. You are the goblin king..."
"Goblin king, right, gotcha, I like it..."
"...of a fantasy world. He's a bit of a cruel character who steals babies, you could argue he's a bit of a pedo really."
"Right, pedo, gotcha. Will I be wearing incredibly unsuitable trousers throughout the film?"
"David didn't you hear us, your character is a disgusting paedophile."
"Because I won't do it unless I have some unnervingly tight fitting trousers, that's the deal breaker."
"Quick! Go and get this idiot some of GG's lycra!"
You can keep your arm, they definitely say it!
The film turned out to be a box office failure. The film grossed only $12,729,917 from ticket sales under its $25 million budget.
A box office failure, surely not? Also, $25 million to make that piece of madness! I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
Haha, there are none so blind as those who choose not to see. Except blind people of course, I've never understood that saying
Ha! Don't make me laugh, you wouldn't stand a chance. I would sweet talk Brendan until he was like putty in my hands. But as long as I got to see
Salzburgs infamous salt mine and had a tour of a Balsamic vinegar farm in Modena I would happily give up my place
Haha, I remember Stranger Danger! But hadn't seen that one before, amazing. Any kid who falls for that 'Being Famous' trap deserves everything they
get. As if any kid would believe he was famous. Unless he was famous for having such sh*t hair. The fellow in the 'Hero Trap' looks suspiciously
like Larry David, I don't like that comparison. The 'Threat' one is brilliant. Even now at my age, if he approached me, I would do literally
anything he says! He's a monster!
- I'm actually crying here! How amazing is that! The man with the cigar, I mean, if you can't trust him, who can you trust?