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What is Your Number 1 Pet hate?

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posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 03:18 PM
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Originally posted by Bluebelle
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Also, Badcock is a real name... my friend went to school with a guy who had that as his surname. I hope he'll be Prime Minister one day, he deserves it with a name like that.


hes got my vote.

we had a handcock at my school he seemed to like his second name though, strange.

hows everyones day been no new hates today ? live/blue

[edit on 21-1-2010 by thecrow001]




posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 04:39 PM
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Whoa, whoa, whoa (that's english for 'stop a horse'), Vinnie Jones has a dog called 'baby'? Right that's it, I can never take him seriously as an actor from now on!
I expected him to have a pet T-Rex or a man eating lion...a pitt bull at least.

Now why did you have to go and say that
you know how fragile I am! If Jezza did say something mean to me though I probably would cry...tears of absolute joy, "He spoke to me!"

I put all the relevant data into my 'What If' machine regarding Graham losing the plot and this is what it came up with.
There is no doubt I will try to ask a question or two and then sink smugly into my chair, arms folded, feeling better than anyone else in the room. Haha, dare I? Dare I attempt to steal 'The Kyles' thunder? The temptation is too much


I don't know if he did or not, I haven't been keeping up with paedophile news as regularly as I used to but the thought of them together is a nice one. Swapping stories and tips, they'd be a right pair of jack the lads!

That reporter did a sterling job if you ask me, I would not have been able to hold in my excitement at meeting such a legend. I bet that after all his straight faced seriousness, when the cameras were turned off, he got Geoffrey's autograph.

Is that a MASSIVE can of Diet Coke or a really, really small dog?
If so I don't think it should be drinking Diet Coke, looks small enough to me! Normal Coke should suffice.

Yer, that episode got my heckles up big time. I hate prima donnas on that program! No-one can beat the system!

That's brilliant, Prime Minister Badcock, get's my vote too!


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Another 'meh' day really, although I do have a new hate!

I hate it when you do something absolutely amazing and there is no-one there to see you do it! I was chewing on the little plastic end of a 'Wildlife Strawberry Choob' and spat it out onto my desk without really thinking about it. It went flying across the room and landed in an empty glass on my windowsill!

Nobody believes me



posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 04:50 PM
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I believe you, thats a skill that cant be taught oh wise one.



i've had many moments like these i dont bother to tell anyone, theres no point. they dont believe me but they are jelous


btw sorry for my liverpool burning lol



posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 06:15 PM
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kerrylouisexxx.blogspot.com...

She did have a massive album of photos of the place & the other dog on fb, but she gets deleted every 5 mins so they're not up anymore.
And to be fair he does just casually invite porn stars round for dinner so that probably helps him retain a bit of manliness!

Haha, try and aggravate him until he comes out with one of his amazing one liners!
He'd probably have you 'disposed of' if you did steal his lines, but it would be well worth it. You'd become at least 2x more famous than the likes of John Lennon/Marther Luther King for doing such a brave thing.

The reporter would definately have pulled out his copy of one of Geoffrey's romantic novels ready for him to sign. If I was the reporter I would have bought him a little gift too, maybe a mug saying 'worlds best paedophile' or something to that effect.

Nooo, its a normal sized can
.. think little Cookie was about 7 weeks old when that was taken, she's teacup chihuahua (blatantly spelt that wrong) & its the smallest one you can get. Cost her £800 though

Actually her dog isnt that cute, the more I look at it the more its head starts to look deformed. Long haired one's are better, you cant even see their legs, they just look like a ball of fluff with eyes!

I think Gordon Brown should change his surname to that. Id have a lot more respect for him if he was called Gordon Badcock.

A surname you would most definately not want though - 'Wooff'




I hate it when you do something absolutely amazing and there is no-one there to see you do it! I was chewing on the little plastic end of a 'Wildlife Strawberry Choob' and spat it out onto my desk without really thinking about it. It went flying across the room and landed in an empty glass on my windowsill!


Real or not, this will be the first post by which I will start forming a judgement on you.



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I have new shoes, so at the moment all is right with the world.


[edit on 21/1/10 by Bluebelle]



posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 06:23 PM
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OMG bluebelle lol i just clicked the link being nosey

That was a shock i can tell you.
What have you guys been talking about ?


What kind of shoes are they ? by that what colour are they and do they have a heel. You could tell me more but i'll just look at you confused.
Hows work ? If you work i dont know what you do ..

Did you get any of that snow yesterday which was ment to come our way ?



posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 06:23 PM
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Actually no Im lying...

Pet hate for the day - The Grudge

I hatehatehate this film, and ITV2 for showing it.. it scares the hell out of me, but I cant turn it off.



posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 06:28 PM
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I like watching scary films on dvd so when i know something scary is going to happen pause it and give myself time to man up lol.

but i dont watch films like the grudge, the ring ect ect. i do not like scary ghost girls. I'll just walk off or close my eye it scares me so much.



posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 06:47 PM
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:bnghd:

:bnghd:



posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 07:00 PM
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Oh my god, Im crying
my brother just came upstairs and enquired as to who/what I was shouting at. Told him I was watching the grudge & he then proceeded to tell me that I sounded like the black guy off 40 year old virgin. Im assuming he means this scene here, although I dont think I used the 'n' word at any point.


bitch get out the road!


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Just the usual - porn, paedophiles, rolf harris etc. All the stuff you'd normally discuss on a conspiracy website.

shoessss


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SO talented.




posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 07:09 PM
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I can picture that now, stand pointing shouting at a TV any other place other than ATS people would be shocked. All you need is your tin foil hat its not need for the film but you'll feel lost with out it.

Nice shoes i think, you'll be cursing at them in the morning after 4 hours walking in them on a night out, shoes are evil


I like rolf harris, can you tell what it is yet ? lol.
I saw him at glastonbury playing his board and didgeridoo.



posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 07:23 PM
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Originally posted by Bluebelle
SO RANCID.

wow look at that shoes lol


I think this outfit will go good with those shoes ?



Nice shoes
~giggles~

*edit to add*




[edit on 21-1-2010 by The Utopian Penguin]



posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 07:25 PM
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We then dashed home and headed to Vinnys house to watch the fight and eat food which Jamie Oliver cooked...


Jamie Oliver? Vinnie Jones, Jamie Oliver and an assortment of porn stars, you couldn't make it up



I think there is something you have missed here......





I would happily become a martyr under those circumstances. He definitely has mafioso connections and I'm sure I would wake with a horses head on my pillow within the immediate aftermath. As long as I have my very own conspiracy sorrounding my mysterious death I will be happy.

Haha, see you are yearning for a personalised mug now aren't you, you can't stop banging on about them


£800 for......that. I think they saw her coming. For £800 I would expect it to sh*t gold nuggets.

The big, cuddly, fluffy one's can be deceptive though...Top 10 Most Dangerous Dog Breeds - go to number 7


Haha, very true, the only reason G.W Bush got voted into office twice is because of his slightly funny surname.



I hate it when you do something absolutely amazing and there is no-one there to see you do it! I was chewing on the little plastic end of a 'Wildlife Strawberry Choob' and spat it out onto my desk without really thinking about it. It went flying across the room and landed in an empty glass on my windowsill!


First, it is true! Second, I'm quite glad your judgment starts here, are you telling me your not in the slightest bit impressed?



posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 08:35 PM
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Gok Wan would have you in a headlock for suggesting such an outfit!


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Im guessing 'cooked by Jamie Oliver' can be translated into 'bought from Jamie Olivers range at Tesco's'


WHITE PIGEON!.. How sly, I dont actually recall that picture. Must be using jedi-esque mind tricks on me.
That is yet another piece of evidence that proves beyond a doubt that them and their evil little duck friends have no heads. Either that or Jeremy Kyle is trying to be creative when it comes to the whole leaving your enemy the head of a dead animal thing.

I cant live a lie anymore, its true, I want a personalised mug

I hope he is actually living in the UK, because that doubles the chance of me getting a autograph from one of my top 5 paedophiles!

I like this list.. can we consider this sentence from the boxer one - 'Unlike their name suggest, these dogs are not typically aggressive by nature.'
Really? I thought they were called boxers because that was what they like to do. Thats just ruined my hopes and dreams of one day making dog boxing into a legitimate, mainstream sport. They would have gone wild for it at crufts.
As for Mr chow chow, Im not suprised they're aggressive. Poor 'Josh' probably dreamed of one day becoming a badass, leader of the gang type dog. And then he grew up and realised that he actually resembles some kind of walking, fluffy pillow. So therefore no one could take him seriously. Tragic. Plus, everything that comes out of china is inherently evil. i.e. hello kitty, the ring, the grudge.. oh and that harrowing rape game they have.
They also have german sheperds completely wrong. We used to have one and my cat absolutely dominated him, the look of terror whenever my cat entered the same room as him was amazing.


Are you seriously trying to convince people that you like to chew on plastic in your spare time? And you call me the weirdo

I believe that you think you did it, much like our dear friend Anthra/Jimbob believes that he is an alien. In reality I think you spat it out, it hit a wall, bounced back & hit you on the head, which knocked you out. Then whilst you were falling due to being unconscious, you knocked over an electrical appliance of some description. This then caught fire for no apparant reason, your house burnt down and everyone died, except you. You did however receive severe brain damage, which is why you are now living in a fantasy land where you see yourself as some world-class, chewed up plastic spitting champion. :shk:


[edit on 21/1/10 by Bluebelle]



posted on Jan, 22 2010 @ 07:29 AM
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I thought it was a bit un-Jamie Oliver-like


Well that is their tactic isn't it, hiding in plain sight, no wonder you didn't see them. I just think that I had a higher vibration at the time so was able to see them. God, that would be worse than a horses head!

Don't worry I'm sure you will be the proud owner of a personalised mug one day. Top 5 peadophiles you say, care to share the other four, and put them in order of course. I wonder if it's the same as my top 5?

Haha, yer that made me laugh too. After all if kangaroos can do it......
Poor little Josh, he never stood a chance. Chinese rape game? Is that the gameshow one? Television over there is absolutely mental.

As for you German shepherd I'm not suprised really. All dogs are, deep down, frightened by cats, cats are evil, evil things.

I was merely opening my 'Strawberry Wildlife Choob' with my teeth by biting the little plastic ending off, then I gave it a little chew and spat it out resulting in an shot of epic proportions. Your just jealous!

So none of this is real? The sandwich I've just eaten wasn't real? Yesterday when I was made Ultimate Ruler of the Universe.....that wasn't real? Yer, actually it's starting to make sense now



posted on Jan, 22 2010 @ 07:47 AM
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I am so glad i am ill today going to college and getting home would of been a nightmare.

www.thisisnottingham.co.uk...

THis is strange right how often do sub stations blow up ?



posted on Jan, 22 2010 @ 11:24 AM
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Yea I couldnt really see Jamie Oliver hanging round & cooking dinner for those guys somehow!
Indeed, your vibrations must have been higher than normal, I feel my mine have been brought down somewhat just recently what with all the episodes of animal hospital Ive been watching.

Top 5 paedophiles:
Joint 1st place - Gary & Geoffrey... Gary is more of a classic paedophile, buying thai children & whatnot. Whilst Geoffrey is a little more controversial in that he writes books about it. I couldnt possibly choose between them.
3rd place - the paedophile out of Family Guy
4th place - Santa Claus
5th place - Myra Hindley (such an inspiration, the suffragettes would have been sooo proud)

Also, I like this -'Pedophilia'

That poor man. Not only is he being savagely beaten by Skippy the bush kanagroo, but he is also wearing the most hideous ensemble I have ever seen!

Actually, I think the game is Japanese... but China & Japan, its all the same really isnt it.. Rapelay
It reminds of this video that my friend showed me about a special club at a uni in Japan: Rape Club
Now they definately did not have that at my uni!

Haha dont lie! It was clearly just a bit of plastic you found on the floor outside.. you cant backtrack and try and make it sound like what you were doing was normal.


Well I cant really comment on anything else being real, the information I was given regarding your little mishap with the bit of plastic was told to me by a passing unicorn, who was apparantly on his way to a tea party hosted by Jeremy Beadle. If he flies back this way though I shall ask him about your sandwich etc.
Although, I would lean towards saying that your 'Ultimate Ruler of the Universe' title isnt real, purely because I believe we have discussed at least 10 other people who would be in line to recieve that title before you



posted on Jan, 22 2010 @ 12:51 PM
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Well I have been meditating a lot more recently and listening to this whilst doing so. Seems to be working. The other day I could have sworn I walked through my bedroom wall


Nice top five I must say, although you disappointed me by putting two in 1st place, bit of a cop out if you ask me
For me Santa is a controversial one, I see him more as a closet pedo, until his guilt is proven he won't appear in my list. Myra, you are such a feminist!
Mine is:
1. Geoffrey - remorseless, pedo author, animal impersonator.
2. Gary - Rock star quality, took his pedophilia on tour, legend.
3. My local pedo - worlds nicest pedo, touches my ass, has my phone number

4. Family Guy pedo - "Hello there, Kyle. You like nice today. I see you're wearing your big shorts with the baggy leg holes that flutter so carelessly in the breeze. Would like to come in for a glass of wine and a cupcake?"

5. ? - anyone on that list.

Haha, I was just browsing that the other day! I'm beginning to worry about my internet search history, I'm expecting a S.W.A.T team to come bursting through my windows at any minute


I think his clothes were an attempt to bamboozle (legit word, excellent) the kangaroo into defeat. I'm getting a headache just looking at it!


In the past Hentai games have often catered to casual rape enthusiasts.
I remember some game show on Japanese television, like 9 o clock prime time viewing, were 4 virgins played through a quiz and the winner got to lose her virginity on tele. They would show it and then hold a bloody tissue up to the camera to prove it!



It reminds of this video that my friend showed me about a special club at a uni in Japan:


Is this the same friend who sends you all of the other mental stuff? I'm beginning to question the 'my friend sent me' excuse


I can't hear the sound in that video because my laptop is being Stephen Hawkins-like. But I couldn't help noticing joshmor4u's eloquent assessment of the situation...


its all that radiation from when we nuked thier asses it made em all nuts


Yes, quite.
My uni also suffered from a lack of 'rape club', chess club just doesn't have the same sex appeal anymore.

Hey now! Evidence. Although I don't mind sharing with you (and anyone else with access to the internet) that I have in the past scoured the pavement for bits of plastic to chew. I was in a bad place then. I remember once when I found the mother load - an empty ice pop wrapper! I dined on that sucker for about a month!

Yer, I think you may have also slipped in unconsciousness, Rolf Harris has already hunted the unicorn into extinction remember? I fear we may have fallen victim to some evil pigeon/duck mind control type of thing. Everything that has happened since the snow disappeared has been a lie!


Like you say, the 'Ultimate Ruler of the Universe' idea is probably the biggest give away, especially considering some of the names we have been banding around. I am not worthy, I am not worthy.

Oh yer, we won't know what the story on Jezza will be until we get there. The suspense is killing me! Also, no reply from Dave Tapley of Tapley Entertainment regarding my Dr Phil lookalike inquiry
Although as it seems that it never happened I suppose I won't get a reply at all.



posted on Jan, 22 2010 @ 03:05 PM
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Ah The Beachboys. That one never fails once you get past the near uncontrollable urge to start dancing & singing along!

I have spent many an hour pondering over the Gary/Geoffrey issue. But its just too difficult to choose... they're both top-notch paedophiles, but they each have such different approaches to it, which are equally brilliant. If Geoffrey had been on the scene for as long as Gary then he might have taken the top spot. But unfortunately for him, Gary G is like the Bruce Forsyth of the paedophilia business.
Actually, Geoffrey has just earned major brownie points from this article Ive been reading:



He also says he has written a manuscript about an "ideal boys' school conducted by The Brotherhood of the Keys, inside a secret mountain."

" There are two classes of male (sic) in the school, gold keys and silver keys. Sex is very much a part of the basic curriculum and life of the school, and involves the relationship between gold and silver keys."

'I have a dream...' Geoffrey Leonard style!

I also now have suspicions that good old Geoff may actually be this guy in disguise.


To be fair, that video is probably better without the sound. There was some english guy narrating it & he'd say 'reporter whatshisface has this to say on the matter...', and then they showed the guy just speaking chinese with zero translation going on. Which is mildly frustrating.
I am very pleased that Ive had a reason to bring the crazy chinese/japanese stuff up though because its led to me to find my old blog which I thought had disappeared forever.


Oh and I was directed to these various things due to my friend who has been forced to go teach English in China for a year looking up all the weird crap they have over there before he got deported!

Tut tut, you're a disgrace. I bet you'll turn up on one of those Wildlife SOS programs one day when someone finds you choking on some random piece of plastic, or with a bag stuck over your head.


The snow hasnt all disappeared in my town yet! Well, it has, except for this one 3ftx3ft mound of snow across the road... Im sure I saw it move yesterday.
Gutted about Jezza & Dr Phil... If its something crap though at least you'll get to be in the presence of The Kyle.


And one more thing, this makes me really happy - 'Queen Elizabeth II of the UK: Satanist, child sacrificer, shape-shifting reptilian. Major Illuminati figure.'
Im suprised that David Icke doesnt believe that this guy is a satanist. Even Satan himself runs screaming like a little girl from him. Hideous.

[edit on 22/1/10 by Bluebelle]



posted on Jan, 22 2010 @ 06:05 PM
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I might have it played at my funeral it's that good!

You say that but Geoffrey is older that GG so I reckon he was pedoing long before Gazza. Although Wikipedia reliably informs me that Glitter is also know as 'The Leader' so the jury is still out.

I think Hetty Johnson has taken this pedophilia subject to heart......



What pedophiles do to children is akin to terrorism.


Hmm, is it? Is it though?

Although Geoffrey suprised me here......



He writes on the website that people have been throwing eggs at his house and calling him a dog.


After his brilliant animal impression in the video I can't see how Geoffrey can complain, of course people are going to be impressed by him.

But hold on a minute, where have I seen an outfit like that before? Take a look at this and then take a look at this


I wouldn't have understood it anyway, it's all Chinese to me.

As a teacher once said to me, 'Nothing is ever lost, just un-found', which actually doesn't even make much sense. No wonder he had a breakdown. How on earth did you bringing all of this malarkey up lead you to find your old blog? How many of those things do you have?

If I was an animal on Wildlife SOS......



Alas, I don't think there would be anything they could do for me


Why haven't you claimed this snow as yours and built another little evil snow man? All your neighbours would be highly jealous. Actually, no don't, if it's moving we both know what that could be, steer clear!

Lets be honest, it ain't gonna be something crap...this is the Jeremy Kyle show after all! It might not be Jezza gold but it's gonna be the dogs testicles!



MIKA

I'm sure he will appear on one of Ickes lists soon enough, he's just gathering his evidence at the moment. After all he wouldn't want to make himself look stupid now would he
Maybe he will release his information when I go and see him in May?

Yes, you did read that right, I am going to see Sir David of Icke in May



posted on Jan, 22 2010 @ 07:36 PM
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Haha, that would only be fitting if you died mid-meditation session!
Personally I would like a selection of songs at my funeral, namely - 'R. Kelly, Bump & Grind', 'Beegees - Stayin Alive', and maybe 'The Trammps - Burn Baby Burn'. I want my funeral to be as awkward as possible


Yea Geoffrey's older, but Gary captured the publics attention long before he did! And yes, he is the leader of the gang after all... The only music Geoffrey could release would be some techno remixes of his interviews. And while techno is a well established music genre, Gary appeals to the masses due to his background in pop music.

She was well harsh with that comment! I bet she was just bitter because Geoffrey only likes the boys.

Why yes... 'bad title' and Skippy's unworthy opponent do have similar outfits.





'Nothing is ever lost, just un-found'

Thats a lie, someone else could have found it!

Well, Id 'misplaced' the blog somewhere because it randomly stopped letting me post anything. So I slinked over to livejournal instead, but I felt like an emo dream posting on there so I gave up after about 2 weeks. But when it came to checking if the old one was working I suffered amnesia of some description and couldnt remember the name of it or the email address I used.
So the japanese stuff led me to discover it because I couldnt remember what the game was called, but I was sure that at some point Id uploaded a picture of it to my blog via photobucket. So I went on it, couldnt find it but realised that the email address I had registered with that was the same one I had for blogspot!
I think there was 3 in total, my old one, livejournal and then my poor attempt at a new blogspot one. I get bored quite easily with them.


ooo bird carcass, my favourite!
Well at least if Wildlife SOS picked you up they'd have a little cry over you being dead an all... If it was animal hospital Rolf Harris would probably have come at you with either a flamethrower or chainsaw to 'put you out of your misery', and then your head would probably end up mounted above his fireplace, along with an assortment of kittens, puppies & hamsters.

I hate Mika more than anything in the world. Have you seen that ridiculous video for 'we are golden'? Its not right.. especially the last 5 seconds or so of the video.

Whyyyyyy are you going to see David Icke??



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