posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 02:54 AM
The gent's a genius. He talks his folksy, Texas twang and blows a bit of home-spun rubblish up Oprah's kiester (I'd have to check and see if it
was when she had the massive, medium, slightly massive or monsterous kiester at the time) to be certain on the amount of air that required. Starts
doing regular bits on her show and the women love him. Confident, funny, secure in his own emotions, all of that shemale crap the new-agers look for
in a man. His regular gigs get popular so Oprah spins up a new show for him.
Now he's got it. Has his wife walk him down the isle each night, all of that happy trash. Takes that gig and parlays it into a bunch of books
All of this banal nonesense and the way folks lap this stuff up.
"Mikey, you should'nt drink a bottle of whiskey after work. When you do that you can't relate to Thelma". All of the dolts in the audience
nodding their heads.
Its basically Jerry Springer with better vocabulary. He's a tool, but a rich tool and a genius.