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Military Bumper Stickers

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posted on Dec, 25 2009 @ 09:02 AM
Military Bumper Stickers

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

posted on Dec, 26 2009 @ 05:27 AM

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

Love it. Want one. Need one. Must.....obtain.....this....sticker!

posted on Dec, 26 2009 @ 01:02 PM
reply to post by mrmonsoon

I think I could quote all these.

They're all hilarious!


posted on Dec, 26 2009 @ 01:05 PM
Some of those are funny - like the one about arranging the meeting between Bin Laden and god

I've never seen any bumper stickers like that in the UK - I've got an idea that it would probably be against the rules... Defiantly in the 80's any one of those would of got the attention of an irish dude who might want to put some Semtex under your car.

When we lived on base as a kid I quite often got to go out on a cold morning and warm the car up... My parents wanted a taller smarter better looking kid.

[edit on 26/12/2009 by Now_Then]

posted on Dec, 26 2009 @ 04:57 PM
I saw one that went something like this...

'U.S. Air Force: Commonly mistaken for acts of God"

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