So many conspiracies abound with Santa, is he immortal? Does he possess some organic knowledge to make otherwise earthbound creatures like reindeer be able to fly simply through a super modified diet?

What is the source of his fabulous wealth that allows him to devote an eternity to giving selflessly unto others.

Why doesn’t he move to Miami it’s warm here?

So many questions and mysteries that all add to that magical conspiratorial allure to Santa!

Man. All I gotta say is that Santa is GOOD. He, according to Norad, hasn't even "set sleigh" in my part of Germany, yet, there are still presents under my tree! I wonder what Jolly Ol' Saint Nick brought me! Can't wait until the morn'!

And, yes, Santa is immortal.

[edit on 12/24/2009 by octotom]

Santa out bonds James bond and out Bournes Jason Bourne. Hes the enigma in the sky that defies empires and nations. If people doubt his existence its only because he does his job well Racing aginst the sun across the night he flies in defiance of the world. A revolutionary dressed in red and white bringing toys and gifts to everyones delight.

Cheers for Santa

I am willing to forgo answers on the santa conspiracy if the NSA, CIA, FBI whoever will finally give us the truth as to why Rudolph's nose glows red.......

Santa Rocks.......can't nobody touch him. Merry Christmas to all.

Any f you owned a anti aircraft gun I'm going to shoot him down

# yes santa is immortal, santa rules, cant wait to see whats under my tree too.. the fat guy is sneaky isnt he...

Christmas stars all the way around for everyone. I see I am not alone in wanting to know more about the legendary magic of Santa and just how he manages to do it.

As one poster shared, he managed to sneak in and out of Germany without NORAD even spotting him.

That is some kind of stealth technology Santa uses!

How does he do it?

Originally posted by TheCoffinman
# yes santa is immortal, santa rules, cant wait to see whats under my tree too.. the fat guy is sneaky isnt he...

What amazes me is how he manages to down all those cookies and glasses of milk left for him! You would think Santa would weight 250,000 tons at the end of his run?

Yet some how he manages to burn it all as some kind of super fuel?

Milk and cookies is that the secret diet that leads to immortality that the Powers that Be are hiding from us?

Santa sure knows!

Perhaps as Santa he can create anything in his workshop he imagines. I mean he manages to create everything there be it a bat or an XBOX 360 right? Perhaps he just dreams up an invisibility paint and radar jamming polish for the sleigh?

or perhaps HE is the one to provide all of the technology our militaries use today?

the greatest trick santa ever perfomed was convincing man he doesnt exist..

eh? eh? (:

[edit on 24-12-2009 by okamitengu]

[edit on 24-12-2009 by okamitengu]

He must be immortal if he managed to survive going over korea!

Ive heard rumours that santa negotiated a deal with some visiting aliens, so he could borrow their special warp technology in exchange for some reindeers for them to experiment on. Its just a shame that they didnt fix rudolph's nose before they sent him back.

Edit* - There may be a slight possibility that Norad is just bluffing, claiming that they know where santa is when really their tracking equipment is no match for santa's reverse engineered sleigh. How do I know this? Because santa would never visit a place that simply doesnt exist... there cant really be a place called 'South Sandwich Islands'. Whatever next, North Baguette? The United Croissant?

Also, he appears to be taking a 30 minute break at these sandwich islands. Lazy sod.

Massive respect for him overall though, he could have upgraded his sleigh to a shiny flying saucer, but he didnt. He's sticking with what he knows best. Thats just how he rolls.

[edit on 24/12/09 by Bluebelle]