reply to post by dude_outside
The Christmas Story movie. Oh, how I look forward each year to being able to catch that movie again and again. lol.
For all you folks out there in ATSland who might be alone this Christmas, just imagine me being there with you. I've got sort of whitish reddish
hair, it's not very long. I have a white moustache and goatee. I smile a lot. I tell jokes and am quick with a sarcastic remark. I speak softly. But
I laugh loudly. Uh, I'm wearing a pair of black pj bottoms with red AC-DC logo all over them. Shirtless, but it's okay cuz I ain't fat or soft for
an old man. lol So I'm not quite a disgusting sight to behold as I'm sitting in your living room on the couch tossing down shots of Jim Beam
followed by sips of Coke Zero and laughing my ass off at The Christmas Story on the TV. Mind if I smoke a pleasant smelling little cigar? Yes? K. I
don't have to smoke it. Oh, I brought a small container of Halls on the River hot beer cheese and crackers. Enjoy the tang of it all. No sex, though.
Get that thought right out of your mind. This is a platonic friends together on Christmas sort of thing. You're female and are hot for aging men?
Well, maybe......convince me.

Uh, you're Johhny Depp, well. um, cough, cough, er, well, okay. Just this once and only because you insist. Like
Johnny Depp is alone on Christmas!!

Yes, I jest. Did I mention that? Yeah, I do that.
Hey, I even brought a present cuz you are special and someone is thinking about you this Christmas holiday. Happy Holidays!!!