2012 - A fun hypothetical

Anyone who has ever read my threads here on ATS knows that I am one of those people that like to post less about doom and gloom issues. I like to post about things that make you think, laugh, and empathize.

Its just what I do.

This is a combination of doom and gloom and not so doom and gloom both.

The purpose of this thread is to ask one simple hypothetical question.

BUT FIRST!

Lets recap most of the 2012 theories before we ask this question.

1. Niburu (no explanation needed)

2. NWO takes over the world

3. Yellowstone Erupts

4. Alien Invasion

5. Warming Cycle causes Cataclysm

6. Some sort of heavenly body decides to play chicken with our planet.

7. Antichrist, rapture, etc.

8. WW3

I'm sure there are more.

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Here are the questions:

What if every single one of these things came true? EVERY SINGLE ONE!

How F&^$ would we be?

What would you do?

Haha...every single one?!?

So as Niburu starts f'ing with our planets orbit and has solar wars with our sun...at the same time a NWO takes over the world and yellowstone erupts...meanwhile Aliens start invading...also, global warming starts f'ing with things and comets starts reigning down upon the Earth because we go through the galactic belt...WW3 starts because of all of this...then we get hit with a galactic super-wave originating from the black hole at the center of the galaxy...and then the Antichrist/Christ comes to fulfill the rapture prophecy and unleash judgment on us all...only to find we are all already dead...

EDIT: I'd probably just sit back chillin' with a nice cold alcoholic beverage...and enjoy my last moments...whilst laughing hysterically at the ridiculousness of the situation unfolding...

[edit on 23/12/09 by CHA0S]

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If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts......

I will play your game, its quite simple really, surely there is only one answer:

The world is as it is now

All of the above mentioned things happen

The Earth is destroyed

The End.

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And every news station on earth has the time of their life in the meantime.

I'm glad someone enjoyed this thread at least.

[edit on 24-12-2009 by DaMod]

probably kill alien take his ride and a few choice honeys and a case of beer and leave this rock.

If all of those things happened, depending on what ordered they happened in..wouldn't be much of the world left.
Alien invasion? bah..would've happened by now.
Niburu? Sorry..don't buy it. Easier to believe a meteor takes us out.
WW3..one nuke would be all it took to smarten up everyone I think.
I don't buy into rapture or biblical prophecy.
If Yellowstone erupts..we lose a great park. Meh.
The earth has been constantly changing since the dawn of time...shifting, heaving, blowing parts from one place to another.
Our flora and fauna have changed as well..but there is a constant..LIFE.
In one way or another..LIFE will go on.
Cataclysmic events will happen, and we will dust ourselves off and carry on..just like always.

Originally posted by DaMod
What if every single one of these things came true? EVERY SINGLE ONE!

Roll my eyes scratch my butt and die I only hope there is time for one last beer!

It sure wouldn't be called the year of the skeptic would it?

What would I do?
I'd be running all over the place with a video cam. Gonna need lots of proof for Phage, Chadwickas, Ozweatherman and all the other narly
Skeptics around our fabulous domain.

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AWESOME QUESTION!!!

I would "like" to be able to get together with much of the "ATS
Users" (my mom included) as you all seem to be more likeminded
than my every day family/associates/friends and sit back in front of
a fire and UNITE as "ONE."

But in all honesty, that may never happen, so I will indeed "PRAY"
for ATS'ers and such of likeminds, that we will ALL prosper in GREAT
Harmony and Balance as ONE with OUR Universe to enjoy the
Freedom that Death or Life may bring upon Us!!!!

PEACE Through LOVE!

S & F!

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Some of the above suggested very well
may happen but-Why FEAR the inevitability
of 'Death?' Today, Tomorrow or 100 years
from now-all the same from an eternal scope.
Prepare the 'Soul' now and always be ready
for anything but ZERO FEAR, come on now
were all going to die and were all in this
together mate. Stay focused on the 'Stars.'

Merry Xmas!

10.11.11.
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Originally posted by DaMod
1. Niburu (no explanation needed)

Won't happen won't happen won't won't won't la la laa

Originally posted by DaMod
2. NWO takes over the world

Buy them things in the hope they like me enough not to grind my body up for fuel to power the matrix?

Originally posted by DaMod
3. Yellowstone Erupts

Avoid America for a few decades.

Originally posted by DaMod
4. Alien Invasion

See response 2.

Originally posted by DaMod
5. Warming Cycle causes Cataclysm

Too late to but insurance?? Probably just dress for changeable weather to be honest.

Originally posted by DaMod
6. Some sort of heavenly body decides to play chicken with our planet.

Halle Berry?

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Or Tiger woods Mrs?

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Details are important here.

Originally posted by DaMod
7. Antichrist, rapture, etc.

I met the Antichrist once - we have a deal.... (btw did you know the rapture is not in the bible? )

Originally posted by DaMod
8. WW3

See response 2.

Yellowstone alone would be enough to put me in a dusty grey environment... couple that with ANY other disaster and I'm toast.

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In re: OP

Gotta love it!

Personally, I am planning on a tailgater for the event... bringing in the end of the world in style! I'm thinking ribs... there should be no shortage of fresh ones... and beer from the stores that will be looted as we all spin down the drain.

Stop on by... will save you a spot