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U.S. Government Announces Change of National Emblem

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posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 03:51 PM
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The government today announced that it will be changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance.




A Condom allows for:
Inflation
Halts production
Destroys the next generation
Protects a bunch of dicks
And gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.



Of course this isn't true, but how fitting it would be if it were.

This was e-mailed to me, and I'm not sure who the original source/author is.

All I did was crop the imagines, and type the text to make it more forum friendly.

It makes a valid point.



[edit on 12/21/2009 by Alaskan Man]




posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 04:07 PM
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Thats fantastic!


Theres no mention of balls.....



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 04:09 PM
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I think it would suit ye as a nation..

Im all for it anyway..




posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 04:09 PM
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Funny....BUT, this should be moved to jokes, puns and pranks.

www.belowtopsecret.com...



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 04:11 PM
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It might be moved, and i wouldn't argue with that, i just thought it made a valid point, while being a joke, which makes it more then a joke, its a point wrapped in a joke.

either way, moved or not, its still worth viewing, and it still makes a valid point.

i personally hope it stays in the political madness board, since i feel it is very appropriate here.

edited for grammar and to add hope statement.



[edit on 12/21/2009 by Alaskan Man]



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 04:15 PM
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Originally posted by Alaskan Man
reply to post by Aggie Man
 


it could be, i wouldn't argue with that, i just thought it made a valid point while being a joke, which sorta makes it more then a joke, its a point disguised in a joke.

either way, moved or not, its still worth viewing.


Yeah, I know...but the mods ALWAYS move my "valid point jokes" to the BTS graveyard. POINT BEING....and listen up mods...I thought this was funny, BUT I would have never seen it if it were on BTS (it's rightful place).

Nothing against you Alaska Man....
to you


As an example: www.belowtopsecret.com...
I guess it just depends on who's moderating a forum...and which mod you please/offend.

[edit on 21-12-2009 by Aggie Man]



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 04:20 PM
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Oooh, you scared me.

I thought they were going to change it to this.




posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 04:22 PM
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Originally posted by 12.21.12
Oooh, you scared me.

I thought they were going to change it to this.




No, No, No...that's reserved for the Global emblem.


[edit on 21-12-2009 by Aggie Man]



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 04:23 PM
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Dont forget that it keeps # off dicks while they are screwing people in the ass.



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 11:27 PM
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Ok AM you just made my day... That is some funny sh!t right there..



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 11:36 PM
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reply to post by Majiq
 


Well if it were a diagram of the national debt it would be a picture of a condom full of sperm.



posted on Dec, 22 2009 @ 09:34 AM
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That’s a nice way to redicule the world establishment
and their masonic symbols
Way to go Alaskan man a very hot idea … from a cold front !!!!



posted on Dec, 22 2009 @ 09:41 AM
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Actually, old logo....new logo









posted on Dec, 22 2009 @ 09:43 AM
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reply to post by Alaskan Man
 


We should all e-mail our congress morons and send them the picture of the condom.




posted on Dec, 22 2009 @ 09:47 AM
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That is a good comparison there.
Second line.



posted on Dec, 22 2009 @ 09:48 AM
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Originally posted by InertiaZero
Thats fantastic!


Theres no mention of balls.....


and WHY would you want mention of balls???



posted on Dec, 22 2009 @ 09:49 AM
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That was hilarious! I wasn't expecting that this morning.

I believe, sir, that you have just made my day.
Thank you!
Star and Flag!



posted on Dec, 22 2009 @ 09:51 AM
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Brilliant! Thanks for the great humor.



posted on Dec, 22 2009 @ 09:54 AM
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This joke was funny back in February when the 'Bailout' mascot was unveiled.

2.bp.blogspot.com...



posted on Dec, 22 2009 @ 11:36 AM
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thanks for all the reply's, glad some of you liked it.


the joke has apparently been around for a few months, so hopefully some congressmen have already seen it



[edit on 12/22/2009 by Alaskan Man]



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