posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 07:25 AM
Explanation: 1stly EVERYBODY MUST calibrate themselves and agree to this specific and independant standard BEFORE they post here OK!
Chuck Norris Facts [chucknorrisfacts.com]
NOTE: By posting to this thread you agree to agree to the above standard if only for the purposes of this thread!
HELL! The MAN HIMSELF
AGREES WITH IT!
See here for proof of that!
Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris FACTS! [youtube.com]
So if you don't agree with the standard provided above, then how about you take that up with him personally and FIRST, before posting any naysaying [
] to my ARGUMENTs OK!
SO having calibrated ourselves to an independant standard that is also endorsed as accurate by the MAN HIMSELF!
We can move on the topic at hand
RE: "Chuck Norris is an EPIC FAIL! Here is WHY...."....
Ok so why is Chuck Norris an EPIC FAIL?
Especially as the standard paints him in a better light than 99.999% of all the Gods, Goddess'es and
Super Hero's ever to have been concieved of, or who actually exist[ed]!
This is exactly heart of the issue. The standard as it stands IMPLICITLY implies that he could of FIXED EVERYTHING that is, was and will be ever
wrong! Having a bad day? Its because Chuck Norris DIDN"T FIX IT!
I also think that Chuck Norris is highly effeminant and promoting a weak attitude due to portraying a character that
requires a GUN!
What is wrong with Chuck Norris? He's gone all wussy thats what!