Conspiracy Debunked - Santa does Exist

Originally posted by vjr1113
I had an uncle that worked as a security guard at Los Alamos.

He said he saw Santa being escorted in by MIB.

Can't have been Santa then... Santa does not use Men In Black, but EIG (Elves in Green)

Originally posted by DracoMama
I know Santa is real! When I was five we were flying out on a Christmas eve red-eye to see my relatives out east. Before we left, we went to Mass, and when we came home we saw this bright red flashing light reflecting off the front of the house. When we got inside, the presents were under the tree!

Now, how else could that have happened?

Thanks for the uplifting post!

A similar thing happened to a friend of mine a few years ago. He went out to the bar for Christmas and when he was driving back, as he was reaching his home, he saw a flashing red light. ANd when he stepped out of his vehicle, two mysterious people, presumably elves, asked him to blow into a little a bag. Furthermore, not only did they give him a ticket as a Christmas present, but they even offered him a free trip in a Police car!

Originally posted by turb1
Seems like your mocking the site, this is stupid, people slow down and read it again. This is the stupidest bull# I have ever read, come on santa?

I have to agree, I don´t think this is funny at all. Seems like he´s mocking conspiracy theorists or something.

Originally posted by CoffinFeeder

Originally posted by turb1
Seems like your mocking the site, this is stupid, people slow down and read it again. This is the stupidest bull# I have ever read, come on santa?

Sense of humor....

Do you have it?

When you lose the ability to laugh at yourself, you lose the right to laugh at others.

Haha, that did make me laugh actually.. Your saying turb1 doesn't have humor? Just because he doesn't think making up a load of childish bull is funny? It´s like someone can enjoy watching people fall and badly hurt themselves for entertainment, while others are like ´wtf, how can you watch that?´ So we all have different perspectives on humor.

And if people are sick of the seriousness on ATS; take a break or something. Because this is a serious place. You know, you don´t search for humor on a site like this. Go to youtube, break or whatever.

[edit on 16-12-2009 by martinasdf]

Interesting read! Some good points have been made

Originally posted by martinasdf

I have to agree, I don´t think this is funny at all. Seems like he´s mocking conspiracy theorists or something.

[edit on 16-12-2009 by martinasdf]

My suggestion...quit making it so easy. It is too easy to poke fun at you guys. If you ask me why I'm here then...it's for laughs....reading some of the supposed news on here is better than the Weekly Word News. Only thing missing are the stories like...I had an alien's baby...wait oh yeah there are alien abduction stories...

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Agreed, definitely the funniest thing on this thread is the people who are so serious about it. Just because this is a serious site, doesn't mean we can't have a little joke.

I'm a self confessed conspiracy theorist and I find this Santa thing hillarious. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself, otherwise others will just do it for you.

To the serious people, this is a parody, satire, humour presented in an ironic manner. We are having fun, making jokes or as we say where I come from "Avvin' a right loff!"

Merry Christmas to all.

While I agree that Santa does in fact exist, I am here to tell you there is nothing magical about him.

I was working at the underground lab he stole the anti-gravity technology and genetic experiments from.

So much for the 'flying sled and reindeer' theory.

Give me a break. Santa is a Freemason with a security clearance.

reply to post by martinasdf


no, honestly, if you take all this stuff and this site that seriously, you definitely need a break

I am a decendent of St Nicholas. my name is Ellie , The N is for Nicholas. I always got a laugh out of people when I told them my ancestor was Santa Clause.
I think what makes people love the idea of Santa Clause is the way it makes them feel. How many of you have seen a department store Santa and immediately said, Look! there is Santa Clause!" Have any of you ever talked to a Santa on the street? Or waved big at Santa in a parade? It was fun.
Here is a cute story for you... My son who was only 8 at the time was approached by a short Santa walking around in the Mall, definitely elf looking. The Santa was saying "Merry Christmas!" to all who was passing. My son ran over and gave Santa a hug and they said a few words. He came back and said, I like that Santa, He was a girl." The hug told the story.

Ahaha great thread here!
Actually reminds me of another one that popped up around this time last year.

Happy Holidays!!

Hehe, funny post... it's strange how people have tried to reply with serious thoughts and questions though.

And I guess most of you by now have figured out that the spiral over Norway was Santa giving his deer a good warmup before the big night.

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You beat me to it!! heheh! Excellent thread. I love this time of year if only because my nieces and nephews excitement. I love the posts!!!

There certainly is a 0.000001% chance that Santa does exist.

He's just as likely to exist as the 9/11 Commission is to be true. Infact, it's probably more likely Santa is to exist than the 9/11 Commission is to be true. We've got the explosive residue to debunk the collapse of the twin towers. We're still waiting on one of Santa's little helpers to come forward.

reply to post by the_denv

Santa has eight reindeer: Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and Dunder and Blixem

Dunder and Blixem? LOL Donner and Blitzen's cousins, maybe?

Santa used my attic for years as additional work space. There was a sewing machine, wood working tools, and a set of wrenches up there all year round. You never knew what would come down those attic stairs.

It's been quiet up there a for several years now, since the boys all grew up and moved out. Maybe he'll come back again when we have grandchildren.
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On a more serious note...
Our children didn't learn the greed of Christmas, they never believed in Santa (or any of the other holiday mascots). They did learn the true meaning of Christmas/Easter and of the love, honor and respect they deserve and that the true physical gifts of Christmas are family and friends.

Everyone be safe in this season of chaos and have a most blessed Christmas!

Shea

Originally posted by martinasdf
It´s like someone can enjoy watching people fall and badly hurt themselves for entertainment, while others are like ´wtf, how can you watch that?´ So we all have different perspectives on humor.

To be honest, I don't think a "practical joke" is in any way practical if somebody gets hurt...In essence, when anyone gets hurt, it's a violation of their Rights under Law. Somehow I just don't see how this particular thread could possibly hurt anyone in actuality. I see this thread as one of those "wtf?" kind of jokes; Nobody hurt, except maybe a "bruised funnybone" if you're rofl hard enough...In which case, maybe you should remove all breakables & move all furniture further away from your computer.

Originally posted by martinasdf
And if people are sick of the seriousness on ATS; take a break or something. Because this is a serious place. You know, you don´t search for humor on a site like this. Go to youtube, break or whatever.

That's one of the beauties of the ATS Forums...Enough Free Speech to allow for some nonsense right alongside common sense, good sense, bad sense, horse sense & even the devaluation of cents...The only real "requirement" at ATS is to not let "them" dull your senses.
Besides, it's a part of human nature that, even in the most dismal of occasions, someone will find a shred of humor in any situation...The more fearful the circumstances, the better that humanity can clear the mind & act better when rational rather than emotional.
In short, it sums up in three (or rather, two; one being hyphenated) words: User-Generated Content.

Originally posted by ohh_pleasee
I was working at the underground lab he stole the anti-gravity technology and genetic experiments from.

Don't forget how Santa can appear in the 100's of millions of childrens' home in the course of one night...It seems that Santa's been discovered snooping around H.G. Well's Time Machine & Telsa's laboratory. It's been discovered in some of Telsa's most recently-found writings, that no reindeer were ever harmed in any of his experiments.

Originally posted by Argyll
reply to post by the_denv

 

You don't get it do you?
The moment I read the title I knew it was not serious.

Okay so you knew it was not serious......what makes you think that everyone else knew it was not serious?

Why did you feel the need to inform the masses?

What makes you think your more clued up than most people here?

You do the members of ATS a disservice with your comments.

Have a nice Christmas anyway

1) Because it seemed that everyone was accepting a fictional story.
2) Because nobody posted the information I posted previously.
3) How do you know that the members of ATS feel bad about what I said?
4) Have a nice Christmas too

Originally posted by SpeakerofTruth
I know this is supposed to be a "HAHA" thread, but, yeah THERE WAS a Santa.

Probably, one time. Then as usual TPTB manipulated it all to serve their own needs. It was probably some guy in the past that was very nice and handed out gifts for a few decades. Then as I said, TPTB changed it all and brought in Satanic worship and symbolism into it. Harvesting our positive energy and keeping us all broke (money wise), it also breaks up familes and people commit suicide mainly on Christmas. Debt, spoiled people demanding outrageous gifts etc.

Originally posted by SheaWolf
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Santa has eight reindeer: Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and Dunder and Blixem

Dunder and Blixem? LOL Donner and Blitzen's cousins, maybe?

Sorry your wrong

The final two members of Santa's flying sleigh team began their lyrical lives named not Donner and Blitzen, but Dunder and Blixem, the Dutch words for thunder and lightning, respectively. (Donner and Blitzen are the German words) No Donnert nad Blitzert are the German words I think you'll find.

Of course if you just Google it you will find out the truth, but here is the Source.

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Originally posted by SheaWolf
reply to post by the_denv


Santa has eight reindeer: Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and Dunder and Blixem


Dunder and Blixem? LOL Donner and Blitzen's cousins, maybe?



Sorry your wrong

Wrong? About what? I was laughing at Dunder and Blixem as opposed to Donner and Blitzen. What do you find wrong in that?? It's no matter really, I still find it funny.

Why didn't you add the other 2 cousins in while you were quoting?

The actual dutch words are Donder and Bliksem and these are actually the true words that were in the first release of the story.

wiki.answers.com...&alreadyAsked=1&rtitle=Where_santa% 27s_reindeers_origionally_called_dunder_and_blixem_not_donna_and_blitzen

Shea

Originally posted by SheaWolf
reply to post by the_denv

 

Originally posted by SheaWolf
reply to post by the_denv


Santa has eight reindeer: Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and Dunder and Blixem


Dunder and Blixem? LOL Donner and Blitzen's cousins, maybe?



Sorry your wrong

Wrong? About what? I was laughing at Dunder and Blixem as opposed to Donner and Blitzen. What do you find wrong in that?? It's no matter really, I still find it funny.

Why didn't you add the other 2 cousins in while you were quoting?

The actual dutch words are Donder and Bliksem and these are actually the true words that were in the first release of the story.

wiki.answers.com...
Shea

Wrong about the fact of Reindeer having cousins. You tried to correct me, as if I got the names wrong or they did not exist, when I did not get the names wrong, you even laughed at me.

They are not cousins, they are just different derivatives of the origin of the original names. Some are older than others etc, the ones you gave are the most modern names and not the original names.

reply to post by the_denv


There was absolutely nothing personal in my original post other than I found a bit of humor.

I do know that those particular reindeer are fictitious so therefore couldn't really be cousins. But, reindeer bloodlines descend and expand same as ours , they do have cousins, whether you choose to call them that or not.

And now that the fun is gone from this thread...so am I...adios.