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Originally posted by nik1halo
reply to post by the_denv
Oh my God!
If you couldn't figure out that this thread wasn't serious, from the words "Santa does exist", then you have serious problems my friend. You only have to read the OP to get that!
When God was handing out brains, you were obviously otherwise engaged, probably trying to find evidence of the existence of Santa
Originally posted by piddles
Originally posted by Xadaz
Relax, its that special time of year, you can feel it inside you, dont try to fight it because he knows if you've been naughty!
I took this extremely out of context and laughed very hard, thank you.
Originally posted by TheAgentNineteen
Santa is VERY real indeed. Trust me, ever since I was a child he ate the cookies and food which I prepared for him, and he gave the leftovers to his reindeer, especially Rudolph (He even drank the MILK!). Rudolph is cool with my pets, and they all know eachother on a first name basis. Yes, I know, I consider my home to be quite the celebrity hang-out!
Just be certain to never leave that fire going when you go to bed on Christmas Eve!!! Santa does not appreciate a scorched toosh, nor do his reindeer appreciate the smell of a burning Jolly Ol' Elf.
As for NORAD, I heard that one time Santa actually outran a Minuteman III. I am pretty certain that they were not aiming for him, but he tap-danced all over the warhead before taking off for South America. Santa knows no Borders, only Limitless Airspace. Even Groom Lake is open to the Man (I think that he goes there for Spring Break).
You don't get it do you?
The moment I read the title I knew it was not serious.
It put me in mind of the 'old fashioned' St Nicholas in Holland. During my childhood, the image of St Nick and his 'Swarte Piet' henchmen were truly frightening to the very young.
You see, in those days (early 50's), if you had been a BAD child, it meant you could be taken into slavery to serve the wishes of new masters... the Caliphate in Southern Spain (which hasn't been in Toledo since the 1100's [I think ]