posted on May, 22 2004 @ 07:32 PM
From another thread...
05/20/04 ATHENS, Greece
The International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced today that the newest demonstration sport to be added to the 2004 Olympic Games is
The fledgling sport is wildly popular worldwide and has spawned semi-professional leagues in Europe, Asia, and the Americas.
"It is very easy to play, you don't even need a ball," explained Jean-Jacques Jean-Paul valJean of the French League of Bush-bashers (FLOB). "Why,
even a dimwitted American president could learn to play, 'toot sweet,' as they say in Texas.
"See? I bashed Bush just there! C'est trop facile!"
With the Olympics only weeks away, journalists, pundits, and comics across the globe are scrambling to put together teams. The American entry will
reportedly include Fahrenheit 911 director Michael Moore, liberal radio host Al Franken, Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks, and a surprise member,
maverick Republican Senator John McCain.
The French are expected to field a formidable team, as are the Russians. Israel reportedly won't send a team, but will instead infiltrate and
sabotage the Bush-bashing teams of Jordan, Syria, and Iran.
Iraq's Bush-bashing team will, like its democratic government, be hand picked by the American occupying force.
The United Nations estimates that Bush-bashing is now the fourth most popular sport on Earth, behind only basketball, soccer, and scamming the United