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Once apon a time men wore the pants and wore them well. Women rarely had to open doors and little old ladies never crossed the street alone. Men took charge because it's what they did. But somewhere along the line, the world decided it no longer needed men. Disco by disco, latte by foamy non-fat latte, men were left stripped of their khakis and left stranded on the road between boyhood and androgyny. But today, there are questions our genderless society has no answers for. The world sits ildy by as cities crumble, children misbehave and those little old ladies remain on the side of the street. For the first time since bad guys, we need heroes. We need grown-ups. We need men to put down the plastic fork, step away from the salad bar and untie the world from the tracks of complacency. It's time to get your hands dirty. It's time to answer the call of manhood. IT'S TIME TO WEAR PANTS.
Originally posted by Choiseul
reply to post by Dogdish
A week or so ago I read a kid got arrested for a food fight... was the cafeteria food really that dangerous? I will look it up to prove it happened if I have to.
Gay Blue Jeans Day, alternatively National Gay Blue Jeans Day or just Gay Jeans Day is a celebration frequently advertised on college campuses in the United States in coordination with World AIDS Day, Gay Equality Day, Gay Pride Week, or National Coming Out Day. Students are encouraged to wear jeans on a particular day to communicate their support of gay rights.
Originally posted by iamsupermanv2
manly wear is blue jeans. never khakis.
Originally posted by iamsupermanv2
I guess I will be trading my jeans in for a stock of kilts.
or would that be anti productive?
and dickies i second what inquiring mind said...although the khaki color is still suspect.
Originally posted by Keymaster1
Here are just a short search list of articles on the medical problems caused by too tight jeans, mostly women, but there are also articles saying tight jeans are the number one cause of low sperm count in men, (most likely it's the estrogen in our drinking water due to the use of birth control pills instead of keeping your legs closed until marriage, there's a reason why we civilized humans have an inborn desire to marry virgins, (yeah, I always wanted to marry someone else's discard,) hint, 4000 years old Jewish birth control, 1 tbsp. olive oil with 1 tsp. lemon juice, (you know what to do with it, right?) viola! no preggie, anyway, have some pride and stop wearing pants that hurt you and make real men sick! (I don't want to see the outline of your private parts, it's discusting). And stop dressing your 5 year old daughter like a prostitute!
I have personally (unfortunately) heard the 12 year girl that lives next door to me SCREAM at the top of her lungs twice in the last year,"I HATE MY CAMEL-TOE", I wanted to say something to her parents, but I figure they would probably say I'm a pervert for "Hearing IT", PSYCHO WORLD! PSYCHO WORLD! YOUR ALL CRAZY! LEAVE ME ALONE!
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Pant/Slacks are for MEN, Dresses are for WOMEN! Get It Right!
Originally posted by Choiseul
reply to post by Dogdish
I concur and I also believe we share that generation, maybe. Everyone in general is too damn'd sensitive anymore. Back in the old days from what I understand, at school if there was a problem you would duke it out, shake and get over it. Now if you had a fight in school you would be detained, sent to juvy, criminal record...etc. A week or so ago I read a kid got arrested for a food fight... was the cafeteria food really that dangerous? I will look it up to prove it happened if I have to.
The image of men is failing! We are powerless. One of the few reasons I drown my thoughts lol.
Great post, amusing! S&F