Yep, got a couple.
Here is an old one,
I was at the beach swimming after a few beers (Mistake 1). Couldnt see anything cause it was dark... Mistake number 2. either way i got caught up
in a undertow and couldnt figure out which way was up or down.
Originally, I panicked. but then i blew some bubbles into my shirt. ( it was cold, mistake 3). and felt to see if they flowed down the shirt or
back into my face.
now that i think about it, all my smartest times come after i have been really stupid.

