Don't worry folks, Obama is going to have the EPA regulate Volcanos....Problem solved...this President is a Genius....

Suicide is an interesting theory, but wouldn't genocide be more effective? I have a deep seated hatred for people on my left. Can I kill them before I kill myself?

i think the small group of people who think you are serious, and demand you provide proof of your statements are by far the funniest post to read.


this is a thing called frustration and satire, the OP is frustrated and using satire as an outlet.


i for one laughed all the way home,

star and flag op.

Wow wow wow... ok so I just googled it and it turns out every time I breathe out this stuff comes out, it's not just a one time deal!

I can propose a solution for that too. I just vaporised half a litre of bleach. I think that should take care of it.

Man my lungs are getting itchy

posted on 12/2/09

I have notices that every post on and most threads on AST say that it was posted on 12/2/09.

I find that quite strange what happened on that date here at AST.

The funny thing is you can't tell when things go up it every post says posted on 12/2/09.

Some one should take a look at that.

LOL "downtown436", this is absolutely CLASSIC! You had my entire family cracking up at this one. Cheers!

Good Lord just........""PLANT TREES IN MASS"" and you will CURE all your CO2 problems yes, IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE and Mother Nature supplies you with what you need.

I can see it now:

Alien 1: I told them they needed to plant trees in mass for their survival.

Alien 2: I know but you know Humans are considered a stupid species.

Alien 1: I understand, but I don't know where we went wrong....I mean when we tell them outright they still don't do anything to help themselves.

Alien 2: As we observe you can see for yourself they are to busy with themselves being right that they don't really pay attention to others and things just move along with nothing at all being accomplished.

Alien 1: I must admit they do have the short attention span in there memories.

Alien 2: Well, we are upgrading there RNA time is running short if evolution doesn't take place more quickly many may not survive the atmospheric changes.

and finally, how can a GAS be "evil?"

Eat a can of either baked or re fried beans and some sauerkraut and then ask your self that question.

I was going to refute the OP's post point by point using the whole plants argument and the whole mars argument and so on...and then I read a little more.

*edited just to edit*

[edit on 8-12-2009 by js331975]

Why did the EPA stop at C02? Heck, there's all sorts of Greenhouse gasses to choose from, just look it up on the Wiki! The EPA should declare water a public danger as well. I mean comon! Get with the program! Why stop at compounds? I say go after the elements themselves! Just get rid of all the Carbon, Oxygen, and Hydrogen on the freakin' planet and we'll finally have the perfect world!! Hey! If the Martians could do it, so can we!

[edit on 8-12-2009 by Anamnesis]

This whole Global Warming thing is such a scam. Now the CO2 thing.

Just wait until the government taxes sporting events and concerts for when thousands gather together and increase that bad bad bad Co2 output. And of course all ticket prices will raise too. You all know it's coming, too!

They won't stop there! Your household will be taxed on how many people live in the same residence. We will soon be taxed on that number along with how big, or small, your home is.

Oh, and once the Health Care is passed before this year is up, and you know it will --no if's and's or but's -once the bill is passed the amount you pay will be determined on MANY things, including how many people live with you. The more hot air, the higher lifestyle risk you are and therefore the more it will cost to give you "quality" care.

Nobody saw it coming, but when they outlawed smoking from businesses, I foresaw it coming.

Welcome to the 2 next wars my fellow ATS'ers --The War on Air and the War on Water.

And you ain't seen nothing yet! The noose around all of our necks is tightening at a frightening pace! Why go after freedoms when they can conjure up a make-believe global (global is the key word they have to sell to you!), event and they can now go after things that they HAVE NO RIGHT TAXING --our air! The right to do something doesn't mean that doing it is right!

Crooks! Whatever God you all believe in, really must be saddened by how far we have fallen from grace. The corruption is poisoning this air we breathe!

Please folks, start writing your Congressmen! Start writing the President! Write everyone!