CO2 is an evil man made gas. It does not occur by nature anywhere in the known Galaxy.
Now that the EPA has declared it what it is, we can finally move forward with our planet saving agenda.
We are murdering baby seals slowly, by suffocating them. We are a blight on the planet, mankind that is.
All we do is consume all the natural resources like a virus that needs to be exterminated.
We need to save the animals. We need to lower the % of the evil Co2 in the atmosphere. We must rid the planet of all the evil Co2. Yes, all the plants
will die. But it will be okay, because no one will be watching the baby seals get clubbed in the head.
Without the revenue from the proposed carbon taxes, a fantastically benevolent, compassionate, all powerful world government could never be formed.
For the environment, stringent new mandates will have to be forced onto the few remaining humans.
-Children taken by the state at birth, and placed into a lottery system. (if you win the lottery you get your actual kid back.)
-One child only. PERIOD
-Everyone will be injected with the RFID tracking, and termination capsule into their brain stem.
-You get to live 49 years, and your chip will auto terminate you in the first second of the 50th year of your life.
-Those who would ride a bicycle, or do any other vigorous exercise would be penalized by a shortened life term.
-For example if you competed in a running race, your Co2 output would be very high, and your life would be reduced by 30 days for each sporting event
you participated in.
-If you attempt to interact with any animal, you will be auto-terminated.
Please help me brainstorm some new ideas for eradicating the human virus from the planet, and at the same time eradicating all CO2 from the face of
Everything was fine, until 100 years ago, when mankind invented CO2, and the evil v-8 engine. This horrible invention allowed childred (selfish,
evil, children) to be transported on a massive scale where they can gather for an evil CO2 producing soccer match.
We must act now, or it will be too late.
The 2 goals of our new Religion are:
-Kill all other humans.
-Eliminate all evil CO2.
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[edit on 12/8/2009 by semperfortis]