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Danish Prostitutes Offer Free Sex to Climate Conference Delegates

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posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 01:53 PM
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Danish Prostitutes Offer Free Sex to Climate Conference Delegates


www.foxnews.com

Things are getting hot and heavy in Copenhagen ahead of the city's massive climate change conference.

The city's mayor warned hotels against patronizing Danish prostitutes during the upcoming U.N. summit — but the Copenhagen hookers are reportedly striking back by offering free sex to anyone who ignores the warnings.

Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to 160 Copenhagen hotels, urging guests and delegates to refrain from buying sex, Spiegel Online reported.

The city's prostitutes have retaliated by offering free sex to anyone who brings one of the cards to an assignation.

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posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 01:53 PM
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LOL... No wonder they want to go forward with the meeting. I bet all these guys leave their wives behind for this upcoming summit. Hey... better yet, at least your tax dollars aren't going to go to waste since they will be getting it for free.

Hopefully, we don't have any politician coming home driving from their driveway into a tree with their wife holding a golf club... LOL

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[edit on 12/4/2009 by x2Strongx]



posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 02:06 PM
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were do i pick up an invite?
humm is this a 2 for 1 deal as well ? buy 1 the other goes on top for free. well hey it is christmass the time for giving .and all i can say is these girls are ovesly giving the shirts off the backs.
or mabby they just love thous american cowboys riding barebacks?



posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 02:20 PM
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Bill Clinton's jet just left on afterburner.



posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 02:23 PM
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reply to post by JIMC5499
 


To bad the concord doesn't fly anymore


Maybe it's a conspiracy they all have some type of STD... what a way to knock out the NWO!



posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 02:25 PM
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Originally posted by x2Strongx
Hopefully, we don't have any politician coming home driving from their driveway into a tree with their wife holding a golf club... LOL


That made my friday night!!!


Back to the topic
You know any cheap flights to copenhagen from UK?

[edit on 4-12-2009 by merkava]



posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 02:30 PM
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Originally posted by merkava


Back to the topic
You know any cheap flights to copenhagen from UK?

[edit on 4-12-2009 by merkava]


ROTFLMAO... I fell off my office chair laughing at that one!


There is always those underground tunnels... I'm sure you could get there in a flash!

Well, I guess I better invest in penicillin... I have a feeling the stock is going to go up!



posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 02:36 PM
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If you use a coupon, how much gratuity should you give for "services"?

Reminds me of a joke...

What did the leper say to the prostitute ???

Keep the tip...



posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 02:45 PM
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OOOOOOH Boy!!

Some of you guys are real comedians...

Keep the jokes rolling in...



posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 02:46 PM
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"Is that global warming in your pants or are you just glad to see me?"

Threadkill!!!

Goodnight everybody!



posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 02:51 PM
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This give the "Going Green" a whole new concept...


Condoms and Penicillin... better invest now while you still can!

I can see it now... A politicians wakes up and finds out he has crabs. He goes to complain to the prostitute... "You gave me crabs!"... The prostitute says... "What did you expect for free, LOBSTERS?"



posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 04:28 PM
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Climatologists Get All The Girls

No wonder climate change skeptics are so uptight.

They have to pay full price like everybody else.





Overheard at the conference:

"Hey baby, wanna see my hockey stick?"



posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 04:33 PM
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If I lived in Copenhagen I would use my computer to create counterfeit post cards .... hand them out to my friends and sell the rest and rock bottom prices.

I'm sure the prostitute would suspect something after a line started to form, ... but what the hell i she gonna do ? she's committed.



posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 04:39 PM
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All those Delegates are sure to leave one hell of a carbon footprint in Copehhagen.



posted on Dec, 8 2009 @ 09:03 AM
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that's pretty funny, trying to tell us how to live while they are acting like idiots.



posted on Dec, 8 2009 @ 09:07 AM
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If there's a "sex workers" union of sorts this must be tolerated if not legal practice there, right?

So why would the local gov act all ashamed and embarrassed by something they made legal?



posted on Dec, 8 2009 @ 09:10 AM
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it's good to see the topic of warming coming to a head.


good job people!!



posted on Dec, 8 2009 @ 09:48 AM
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I wonder how many of those prostitutes come with additives like HIV, Syphillis, Herpes and other STDs.

I don't think I'd be sampling the wares if I were them, even with a condom!



posted on Dec, 9 2009 @ 09:54 AM
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Originally posted by sos37
I wonder how many of those prostitutes come with additives like HIV, Syphillis, Herpes and other STDs.

I don't think I'd be sampling the wares if I were them, even with a condom!


Strange you should mention this. While I wouldn't mind an HIV outbreak from this, it won't happen. In places where prostitution is legal, STD's are rare. Think of it this way, it is like a machinist taking care of their tools. You have to invest in and protect your revenue source.



posted on Dec, 9 2009 @ 10:01 AM
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Originally posted by JIMC5499

Strange you should mention this. While I wouldn't mind an HIV outbreak from this, it won't happen. In places where prostitution is legal, STD's are rare. Think of it this way, it is like a machinist taking care of their tools. You have to invest in and protect your revenue source.


you can think of it like that, but all the certificates they wave about in the world wouldn't give me any security was I so minded to use one of these poor women- they have seen more ****ends than weekends, the thought is pretty gross




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