Breaking News: New Plan To End War Unveiled!

Fascist Soup reports:

The US federal government has devised a new plan to cease the hostilities in Afghanistan by funding and arming insurgents.

The new plan which consists of confiscating money from US citizens at gun point, then handing it to “former” members of the Taliban, while simultaneously “loosing” massive amounts of small arms destined for Afghani security forces that are run by a known drug pimp.

The God King was quoted as saying:

“This is a new day for America. Hope, Change, Peace, and Love will shine down like a light from heaven upon the beleaguered opium farmers of Afghanistan.”

Of course, because you are fascists, you will not click the links to see that I’m not making any of this up.

You will simply write this off as a joke and pretend the US government isn’t actively aiding insurgent forces while simultaneously enabling the heroine trade.

Praise Pelosi and may Fwank bless your home mortgage.

I have said three praise Maos and ten hail Stalins in honor of this occasion.

The war will be over soon and we can get back to the business of incarcerating real criminals like pot smokers and prostitutes.

So the american new way of ending wars is by lets guess. Oh yep killing more people, and blowing up weddings and pretending people that have nothing to do with them,a re somehow a threat while they just want to raise some sheep.

Yep this sounds great, but why they call it new plan, as america is just about violence as we all know. So whats new?

but of course!

Afterall - you can't have slaughter without laughter!

New plan for Afganistan = continue on with the old plan for Afganistan.

But hey he's well-spoken uh, uh, uh, uh, and articulate.

Originally posted by thisguyrighthere
New plan for Afganistan = continue on with the old plan for Afganistan.

But hey he's well-spoken uh, uh, uh, uh, and articulate.

Ridiculous, everyone knows that Obama brings change everywhere he goes.

Its not like he still has Bush's defense secretary running the show.