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Toys the NWO wants your kids to buy this Christmas

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posted on Nov, 30 2009 @ 03:17 PM
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Well, I don't know if the NWO is behind it or just people with spectacularly bad taste, but here are some to stay away from this year, folks.

1) Get 'em used to the new reality early. After all, you can never have too many checkpoints :


2) Forget those toy doctor sets with the little foam stethoscopes. This year we'll see more realistic kiddie training for future employment aspirations in our Brave New Economy! (check out the "girls only" sticker on the first one.)





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posted on Nov, 30 2009 @ 04:01 PM
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wow!!

what more can you really say



posted on Nov, 30 2009 @ 04:17 PM
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All I can say is "Wow!"

I was expecting the kewl Lego Egyptian Pyramid playset again when I saw the title, but these definitely fall into that inexplicable category.

Why on earth would anyone want to buy any of these toys for their children?

Although, it wouldn't surprise me to see my daughter's mother buy her that Pole Dancer doll for the Holidays, considering she may be a perpetual College Student by day (for 12 years and counting) but she's a Stripper by night. As such she probably would like to justify her secret profession by promoting it to her own child at an early age. (However, if she does, I'm going to have to face the uncomfortable situation of suddenly explaining the pole my room-mate installed in our front living room for when her kid and my kid are at their respective parent's. Right now, they think it is a "support beam" to shore up the ceiling.)



posted on Nov, 30 2009 @ 04:20 PM
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My 9 year old wants one of these -


Creepy!



posted on Nov, 30 2009 @ 04:25 PM
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That is really bad.
Some are just stupid.
Others shockingly obvious porn. (to adults)
And a doll that says, "I'll kill you."

I really wonder how many people are stupid enough to buy this stuff for their kids. Sadly there are many who would think them funny without a clue as to the ramifications.



posted on Nov, 30 2009 @ 04:43 PM
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Originally posted by silent thunder
Well, I don't know if the NWO is behind it


Of course an Ideology isn't behind it.. An ideology can't make toys but it can influence the thinking of toy makers!



[edit on 30/11/09 by Dermo]



posted on Nov, 30 2009 @ 04:49 PM
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the pole dancer made my mouth drop. how can they make a toy like that for kids!?!? the only pole dancing ive seen has been at a strip club, well.. until miley cyrus did that thing on a music awards show... regardless, not acceptable imo



posted on Nov, 30 2009 @ 05:20 PM
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These threads pop up every so often and to be honest, I usually indulge in a chuckle at the level of morinism (is that a word) in the thought process of whoever came up with some of the more rediculous ones.

Not this time. This time I see that the kids being raised by television will also be playing with toys that teach them to be violent, to embrace a police state, and worst of all that little girls should aspire to be maids or strippers.

Also there's this one not posted. The breastfeeding doll


A girl wears a special halter top with flowers instead of nipples that cause the baby to make sucking sounds and move its mouth. The tagline for the toy reads, "Because you shouldn't have to wait until you have breasts before you start breastfeeding your baby." We think you should
OP

Me too.




[edit on 11/30/2009 by AlienChaser]



posted on Nov, 30 2009 @ 06:19 PM
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Well, I have to say that those are disturbing indeed. However, the criticism of toys started back when I was a kid. "Masters of the universe" ring any bells? To some degree, I think it's much ado about nothing.

I will say this.The "pole dancing" toy disturbs me greatly. I don't think a child should be exposed to such things.

[edit on 30-11-2009 by SpeakerofTruth]



posted on Nov, 30 2009 @ 06:28 PM
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Ok, the first two didn't bother me too bad, except for the "girls only" sticker. That's pretty lame. Lots of kids like to help clean so it doesn't bother me, minus the sticker. Boys can clean too!
The airport security checkpoint is just another part of a long line of fire department toys, police departments, hospitals, barns etc, that this toy company makes, so I didn't really see that as bad. It just adds to collection.

But POLE DANCE DOLL???!!! NO FRICKEN WAY!!! Who does that? LOL! I mean, seriously! I..... I just have no words!

Edit: Looking at it again, it looks like "Girl's Only" is the brand name of the cleaning trolley. Dumb.


[edit on 11/30/2009 by gemineye]



posted on Nov, 30 2009 @ 06:52 PM
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The poll dance doll was definitely the biggest eye opener. The others are understandable at least.



posted on Dec, 1 2009 @ 11:28 AM
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Originally posted by silent thunder






I don't for one second believe that toy is real.



posted on Dec, 1 2009 @ 11:30 AM
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Originally posted by thesneakiod

Originally posted by silent thunder






I don't for one second believe that toy is real.
well, there are some toy that just outrageous, I don't remember them...



posted on Dec, 1 2009 @ 11:38 AM
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The second one doesnt seem too bad... but the first one, I cant see that one being hugely popular - there's only too many times you can play 'catch' the terrorist' before it gets boring.
The third one is definately wrong... Im assuming its been made by some obscure chinese company though, otherwise I dont know how the hell that got to the point of actually being produced.



posted on Dec, 1 2009 @ 11:39 AM
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I have a child and I thank God for the opportunity, otherwise my level of rage might be a few degrees shy. This is nauseating, desecrating, putrid, and in the name of all things holy someone help me find some more synonyms.

That's all...I don't know what else to say.

Well you've done it ATS, I'm officially lost for words.



posted on Dec, 1 2009 @ 12:03 PM
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I do not believe the Pole dancer Doll is marketed to kids. That article does not say where they get the toys from.

Toys like this are mostly made for adults that are collectors. There are tons of child like toys like this one out there made only for adults.

NEWS!

The doll comes from the site Gizmodo.com. the guy who wrote the article says th pic doesn't look photoshoped. - someone sent it to him!

People That is Not real toy, or if it is it is not meant for kids..

This guy who made the picture popular does not even know where it came from. He can not site what store sells it.

I will Quote: "A writer for Gizmodo.com told parentdish.com that the new doll is likely authentic - and probably came from Asia.

"As far as I can tell, it's a real product," said Gizmodo.com's Jesus Diaz. "It didn't seem Photoshopped to me. It feels more like the typical Chinese-made product you can only find in low cost stores."

This whole thing is blown way out of proportion because of people act on emotions first and they don't stop to THINK!

[edit on 1-12-2009 by JohnPhoenix]



posted on Dec, 1 2009 @ 12:13 PM
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Originally posted by JohnPhoenix
I do not believe the Pole dancer Doll is marketed to kids. That article does not say where they get the toys from.

Toys like this are mostly made for adults that are collectors. There are tons of child like toys like this one out there made only for adults.


You make a valid point, I suppose if all else fails and I see these things on the shelf at Wal-Mart I can always go in to denial. Shoot, I'm just happy to no longer be seeing the ready made skank Bratz dolls in all corners and checkout lanes at the store.

When are our generations going to start turning around and getting better?

Oh, wait...they're not.



posted on Dec, 1 2009 @ 12:21 PM
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Everybody freak out and panic. The NWO is taking over toys-r-us!

Alex Jones has the documents!



posted on Dec, 1 2009 @ 12:57 PM
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Well, at least they are cheaper than the lego set my kid wants.

The Millennium Falcon

Which is $700.

But at least its cool. Hopefully we can fly it around a galaxy far far away at that price.

Also, the cleaning cart would be good for my kids. Haha, never too early.



posted on Dec, 1 2009 @ 02:54 PM
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Haha, I'm 25 years old and I wouldn't mind having that!!



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