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Leggo My Eggo! The Impending Waffle Shortage!

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posted on Nov, 28 2009 @ 05:26 PM
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Now lets learn how to make waffles!

You will need:
- 2 cups of all purpose flour,
- 2 teaspoons of baking powder,
- some salt (1/2 teaspoon),
- 2 teaspoons of sugar,
- 2 cups of milk,
- 2 eggs,
- and one tablespoon full of melted butter.
(note - this recipe doesn't use yeast, the ingredients we mentioned at the beginning were just some general things you want to have at home if you want to make waffles regularly)

1. Separate the egg whites from the yolk and beat them until they turn into white snow.

2. Mix all the milk, melted butter, sugar, and egg yolks into smaller bowl. Mix until the sugar dissolves. Put all the dry ingredients (all purpose flour, baking powder, salt) into a bigger bowl and pour in the wet stuff. Mix until most of the batter is nice and even but leave some lumps that will tell you that you did not mix too much.

3. Gently mix egg whites into the batter.

4. You are finished, all you need to do is to bake your waffles. Just put one cup of batter in the preheated iron waffle and close it. It should take about 2 minutes, but check you waffle maker for specific instructions.


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So witht that I am pretty sure we still have those ingredients WIDELY available...therefore we still have waffles.

Silly americans and their eating habbits..

~Keeper




posted on Nov, 28 2009 @ 05:38 PM
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Originally posted by tothetenthpower
Silly americans and their eating habits..


And this coming from a Canadian. You guys have round bacon!! That's an abomination to God!!


Easier way to make waffles: Go to store, pick out which box looks the coolest, take home, eat.



posted on Nov, 28 2009 @ 05:40 PM
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Hey, easy on the Canadians ... we needs their sweet sweet maple for our wafflez.



posted on Nov, 28 2009 @ 05:41 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
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Hey, easy on the Canadians ... we needs their sweet sweet maple for our wafflez.


You're damn right we do lol.

Everything is better in Canada. Everybody knows that
.

Althought I have never heard of round bacon.

~Keeper



posted on Nov, 28 2009 @ 05:43 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Btw, in case of waffle shortage, here's a healthy all American alternative:







You owe me a new computer screen. They're incompatible with coffee, ya know.





posted on Nov, 28 2009 @ 05:45 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
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Hey, easy on the Canadians ... we needs their sweet sweet maple for our wafflez.


No way! Vermont maple syrup is a hell of a lot better than Canadian (and New Hampshire and New York)!



posted on Nov, 28 2009 @ 05:45 PM
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Originally posted by tothetenthpower
Everything is better in Canada. Everybody knows that
.


Two words: Celine Dion.


Originally posted by tothetenthpower
Althought I have never heard of round bacon.


Hmmm...what do you call "Canadian bacon" in Canada? Just ham?



posted on Nov, 28 2009 @ 05:46 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Hey, easy on the Canadians ... we needs their sweet sweet maple for our wafflez.


Gonna have to agree with Ferris. We have Vermont if Canada wants to embargo their syrup.



posted on Nov, 28 2009 @ 05:47 PM
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Yes, now I understand lol.

It is just Ham...I don't understand why we started calling it bacon..perhaps to confuse unlucky Americans who came to dine at Mcdonalds...


And we've apologized a million times for Celine Dion, Brian Adams is next.

~Keeper



posted on Nov, 28 2009 @ 05:48 PM
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I dunno. Round bacon is kind of strange....



posted on Nov, 28 2009 @ 05:48 PM
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Ah, thanks to google maps I am now aware that Vermont is in fact NOT in Canada ...


This is precisely why ATS is so great ... declining my bottom!



posted on Nov, 28 2009 @ 06:53 PM
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I had my douts aboiut the whole 2012 end of the world thing .
But after this i now belive this is it repent for the end is near.
were is god when you need him ?
save the eggoooooosssssssss lololololol



posted on Nov, 29 2009 @ 02:39 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
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Btw, in case of waffle shortage, here's a healthy all American alternative:






Mmmmm....., but how come my chest hurts and my left arm is tingling when I look at this tasty goodness??



posted on Nov, 29 2009 @ 04:14 PM
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Even easier:

2 cups Aunt Jemima Pancake mix
2 eggs
1 1/2 cup milk
1/3 cup olive oil

All together put 'em and whisk, whisk until mixed, then pour onto hot waffle iron. Makes about eight 8 inch waffles. And they can be frozen for tomorrow if you really have to have that part of the experience.

Ahhh! Fresh home made waffles, cheaper and easier and tastier than those store bought things anyway.



posted on Nov, 29 2009 @ 04:23 PM
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You guys are way over thinking this. It's not like ego is the only maker of frozen crappy waffles. Just buy the safeway or w/e generic brand and life is normal.


Now the real scary part.... this shortage isnt just ego and its all products based like this..... ahhhhh!


At least I have my protein bars and rockstar!



posted on Nov, 29 2009 @ 04:27 PM
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Originally posted by whoshotJR
You guys are way over thinking this. It's not like ego is the only maker of frozen crappy waffles. Just buy the safeway or w/e generic brand and life is normal.


Life is not normal if I have to by generic waffles!! Savage!!



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