I live on 2 eggos a morning and some coffee! This is going to really suck.
Looks like I'm going to buy as much as I can to survive!

The toasted treat won't be widely available until mid-2010. Who's to blame?
In a tizzy over news that Eggo waffles will be in short supply nationwide through mid-2010, lazy breakfasters have begun hoarding and protesting. "What will America run on?" says Hamilton Nolan at Gawker. "America doesn't run on Dunkin...To remove Eggos from our morning routine...threatens the American Morning." (Watch a local report about customers dealing with an Eggo shortage.) Kelloggs cites factory difficulties to explain the sudden dearth of toaster-ready waffles, but conspiracy theories abound. What's behind the shortage?
Global Warming:
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Pestilence:
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Corporate Ineptitude:
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Corporate Greed:
Originally posted by Lexxica
...make your own...
