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... Then, the rumors start. Not one affair, but four women emerge. First, Rachel Uchitel, a cocktail waitress cum "New York nightclub promoter", reports having had an affair with Tiger Woods, and does so in a press conference. Then, Jaimee Grubbs, an aspiring Reality TV actress who is actually another cocktail waitress, releases voicemail and text messages that back up her claim of a liaison with America's favorite good boy and golfer. Then, Kalika Moquin, a Las Vegas casino PR associate - read "cocktail waitress", throws her hat in the ring. And now, a fourth, yet another cocktail waitress named Jamie Jungers, is in the limelight. It suddenly becomes clear that Tiger Woods is a man who likes to party and do it with cocktail waitresses.
Then to clinch it, a rumor emerges that Elin Nordegren, Tiger’s perfect Norwegian model wife, inflicted facial lacerations on him and that they were NOT injuries from a car accident. The story is simply too good to believe, that she went after him with a golf club!
Woods made a run for his Escalade SUV and Nordegren hit the car multiple times with the golf club, according to reports.
...According to Demosthenes: “We keep mistresses for our pleasures, concubines for constant attendance, and wives to bear us legitimate children and to be our faithful housekeepers.”
Here's the women's version of the joke about what men really want is: There are three animals all women want: a jaguar in the driveway, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.:
... a possible 14th Tiger lover was identified hours later as cougar Theresa Rogers, a busty, blond, 48-year-old mom and fitness nut from Wellington, Fla....
Rogers is Woods' oldest and longest-lasting lover, having carried on steamy liaisons with him for more than five years all around the country, before and during his marriage to Nordegren, RadarOnline.com reported