Blue parasol picture in a catalogue

Hi,

I found this recently on the internet.

www.ewgardenfurniture.co.uk...

Now I realise that many contributers will consider this to be an umberella but you would be totally and absolutely wrong.... Others may see this as a representation of moon rocks, cities on Mars or the face of baby Cheeses but again, you would be totally misguided and (as I'm right anyway), I'm adamant, it's a picture of a light blue parasol.

Unfortunately, as it appears to be hanging in space against a white background, others may, well, you know.. think it's a planet... or something..... Well it's not, it's a parasol which I'm sure will be backed up by ArtMap and AllinOne - they may even be able to do an analysis that determines it's a picture and not a video...?

I would provide the raw data but it's not mine to give....and even if I had it, I could only allow someone to hear it and not see it.

Peace! :-)

HUH???

This is a poor attempt to be funny or to call out those who share their theories on here.

The OP needs to get a life. I hope the mods deal with this accordingly.

reply to post by captaintyinknots


Actually, I think it IS funny...
It may sound random; but I know how it feels when one comes to this site, especially after a long time, to be met with "far out" threads, making mountains out of mole hills.

Originally posted by Vanitas
reply to post by captaintyinknots

 

Actually, I think it IS funny...

It may sound random; but I know how it feels when one comes to this site, especially after a long time, to be met with "far out" threads, making mountains out of mole hills.

Yes, it's hilarious to come here and do the exact opposite of what this site is intended for. HILARIOUS.

I'm sorry, i just dont get people
s issues with some of the threads around here. You dont believe in a moon base? DONT CLICK ON THE THREADS! You want conversations about things that only have hard evidence? Hate to break it to ya, you are in the wrong place.

Seriously, hilarious....

Originally posted by The Wave
Hi,

I found this recently on the internet.

www.ewgardenfurniture.co.uk...

Now I realise that many contributers will consider this to be an umberella but you would be totally and absolutely wrong.... Others may see this as a representation of moon rocks, cities on Mars or the face of baby Cheeses but again, you would be totally misguided and (as I'm right anyway), I'm adamant, it's a picture of a light blue parasol.

Unfortunately, as it appears to be hanging in space against a white background, others may, well, you know.. think it's a planet... or something..... Well it's not, it's a parasol which I'm sure will be backed up by ArtMap and AllinOne - they may even be able to do an analysis that determines it's a picture and not a video...?

I would provide the raw data but it's not mine to give....and even if I had it, I could only allow someone to hear it and not see it.

Peace! :-)

Are you retarded?

Hilarious.

Thank you for a good laugh op.

reply to post by Nate8727


Maybe a little too subtle for some? - suggest you read the the 29 pages;

www.abovetopsecret.com...

And no, I'm not - unless you equate having humour with being handicapped - personnally I feel the converse.

Peace!

Respectfully, it is NOT a Blue Parasol - the OP is a total fraud and clearly may be mentally disturbed.

The OP choosing not to post the EXIF data is deliberately hiding information from us and is potentially a CIA mole on this site trying to convince us of the existence of Blue Parasols.

I am the true "Expert" here and I can tell you all without a shadow of doubt, the parasol is Aqua - coloured.

Lol - think I got it.

reply to post by Nate8727

lol



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[edit on 25-11-2009 by elevatedone]

Originally posted by The Wave
Hi,

I found this recently on the internet.

www.ewgardenfurniture.co.uk...

Now I realise that many contributers will consider this to be an umberella but you would be totally and absolutely wrong.... Others may see this as a representation of moon rocks, cities on Mars or the face of baby Cheeses but again, you would be totally misguided and (as I'm right anyway), I'm adamant, it's a picture of a light blue parasol.

We will never know for sure... it's listed as "out of stock".

reply to post by draknoir2
I'll go with that, we'll never know for sure, even in HD... the er, Umberella is a nice colour though!



[edit on 25-11-2009 by smurfy]

First make a ufo, that is blurry blue parasol, thread and then show that
picture of a blue parasol in the exact location of a thread you
were following.
Conspiracy.
You have just been snookered by Illuminati agents to make
sure you never look at another photo analysis.
Stick with youtube.
They just say fake all the time.
You decide, not others.

Originally posted by captaintyinknots
This is a poor attempt to be funny or to call out those who share their theories on here.

The OP needs to get a life. I hope the mods deal with this accordingly.

Oh, get a sense of humour you tightass

I was looking through posts in a thread after making a comment
and going back reading the threads that came before and
sort of stopped at one and started making mental notes.

Not going to reply or quote or otherwise get involved with
the message when a u2u popped up.

The guy just foe'd me.
I didn't figure him as an agent and that makes me feel sure
that agents would never foe you.
The funniest event on ATS yet.
Do I have a thought tap through my computer via UFO network
back to Illuminati HQ and to ATS, no way.
Way.
ED: stated to started

[edit on 11/25/2009 by TeslaandLyne]

reply to post by The Wave



I totally agree, if you look at the second photo, you can clearly see the pole is in front of the bush.

That totally rules out any possibility that it could be an umbrella or parasol.

By process of deduction, the one and only thing this could possibly be is an alien space craft.

reply to post by TeslaandLyne



What the hell are you talking about and who the hell are you talking to?







No offense...

I think ATS are missing a trick here. They need to start producing ATS Umbrella T-Shirts NOW!

Slogans could include:

Unidentified Flying Umbrella
New World Umbrella
Duck and Cover
Parasol Activity

Originally posted by TallWhites

Originally posted by captaintyinknots
This is a poor attempt to be funny or to call out those who share their theories on here.

The OP needs to get a life. I hope the mods deal with this accordingly.

Oh, get a sense of humour you tightass

Wow, so articulate and poignant.

Its not about having a sense of humor, its about the ridiculous trend of people wanting to debunk EVERYTHING that comes their way, or ridiculing other members because they have a *theory* (perhaps people ought to look up the meaning of that word), or because you see something differently than they do, so you automatically think its a great idea to jump on them, instead of trying to be constructive, and keeping an open mind.

Call me a tightass all you want. At least I am not on here perpetuating the downfall of this site(which is exactly what these types of threads are).

reply to post by The Wave

Now I realise that many contributers will consider this to be an umberella but you would be totally and absolutely wrong.

I could make the parasol into a UFO if I wanted to.
Yet, no.
I am poor at making videos.
My original content is very weak.
Although someone could make a video with an umbrella and
blur it into a saucer.
And place it in any location.
Or just any old patio might provide the illusion of a saucer.
A saucer that close to a house means thats his ride to work
or the occupants have been abducted to another planet.