posted on Nov, 23 2009 @ 05:27 AM
With all the bad news, here's some economic recession humor. Remember that laughing is still free!
This Economy Is So Bad that...
I opened the mail and found a pre-declined credit card.
I ordered a Whopper at Burger King and they asked me, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's now play miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
The bank returned my check marked "Insufficient Funds" and I had to call them to ask if they meant me or them.
Stock in Hot Wheels is trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling a quarter-ouncer.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Beverly Hills parents fired their nannies and had to learn their kid's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six has stopped leaving the light on.
Giving credit where credit is due: www.resistnet.com...