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A Little Levity

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posted on Nov, 23 2009 @ 05:27 AM
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With all the bad news, here's some economic recession humor. Remember that laughing is still free!

This Economy Is So Bad that...

I opened the mail and found a pre-declined credit card.

I ordered a Whopper at Burger King and they asked me, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's now play miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

The bank returned my check marked "Insufficient Funds" and I had to call them to ask if they meant me or them.

Stock in Hot Wheels is trading higher than GM.

McDonalds is selling a quarter-ouncer.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Beverly Hills parents fired their nannies and had to learn their kid's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six has stopped leaving the light on.


Giving credit where credit is due: www.resistnet.com...




posted on Nov, 23 2009 @ 08:50 AM
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Love it! thank you for reminding us to laugh once in a while


Funny enough, this popped up on the side when I was reading this thread reminding us to lighten up on the negativity. Coincidence? I think not!



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