I glued a pistol grip and a bayo lug to a baseball bat with a barrel shroud nailed to it. Assault weapon.
It's all essentially worthless semantics but it should be pointed out that what you're referencing is arbitrary legal descriptions, purely aesthetic which do not change the way in which the firearm functions, tossed together by a bunch of wholly gun-ignorant politicians who never once bothered to ask an expert the time of day let alone for any sort of feedback as to whether or not they were making asses of themselves with this bill of theirs.
It's kind of freaky that one can source a definition of an elephant written by several blind men and call it valid. I wonder how many other heads are full of this sort of information as "fact."
I think this calls for the famous "what is a barrel shroud" clip.
These are the retards who write the laws that fundamentally change the lives of millions.

