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reply posted on 15-11-2009 @ 05:21 AM by spellbound
reply to post by moocowman



And.... what about RICH?

Sorry, one-liner.



reply posted on 15-11-2009 @ 05:23 AM by moocowman
reply to post by calstorm





Dear men, Now I am only one woman and perhaps not all woman share my opinion, but I want a man who is a MAN! I'm a sucker for the rugged look. I don't want a man who has softer skin than me, who gives more though on which shampoo to use and is cleaner than I am, or plucks his eyebrows. It detracts from my own femininity. With out getting to sexual her, and man with working man hands is well more, um ya know, feels better. BTW on another forum go to of all women we all finally admitted that the smell of a man working in yard a



Dear Woman, thanks for the advice, I just rolled around in my wheelbarrow, run the rake through my hair and beat my hands with a dirty shovel.

I'm just off to retrieve yesterdays clothes from the laundry basket and will be read in about 1 minute.

Where shall we go ? Burger van ?


reply posted on 15-11-2009 @ 05:26 AM by spellbound
reply to post by moocowman



Moocow,

Can I just say I love you?

In the nicest possible way of course - as a friend.


reply posted on 15-11-2009 @ 05:33 AM by moocowman
reply to post by Copernicus





If your wife one day was not attractive to you anymore, your love for her would also vanish.


I dunno I once was with a stunning beauty who went through a period of looking like a real mutt unfortunately, but to be honest (well as honest as a moo can be) I didn't give a crap.

She had a smile that burnt into my being I was oblivious to things like a lard arse for example.


reply posted on 15-11-2009 @ 05:38 AM by spellbound
reply to post by moocowman



Moo,

I have given you 2 stars already because you make me laugh - not a lot of people do that. They usually make me feel depressed.

Also you are quite poetic.

Are you a writer?

Uh oh, off topic, sorry.


reply posted on 15-11-2009 @ 05:38 AM by moocowman
Originally posted by spellbound
reply to
post by moocowman



Moocow,

Can I just say I love you?

In the nicest possible way of course - as a friend.


Hm, I've never understood that concept to be honest , but never mind any love is good love, no matter who strokes my dog his tail always wags the same.

Hope your not a bloke Spellbound otherwise people may talk lol


reply posted on 15-11-2009 @ 05:43 AM by spellbound
reply to post by moocowman



YES!

I am a man and I am desperately in love with you!

LOL!!! I am a woman and I am not desperately in love with you.

And about beauty products, because I feel bad that I am off-topic - do any men shave their legs? (apart from cyclists).


reply posted on 15-11-2009 @ 05:46 AM by moocowman
reply to post by spellbound




Also you are quite poetic. Are you a writer?


Unfortunately my education didn't stretch much further than Janet and John, nevertheless It's cool that your amused which is such a relief from the oral flagellation that I normally receive on ATS .

I'm just tidying my hair as I type and having second thoughts about the Mancara, darn I sold out lol


reply posted on 15-11-2009 @ 05:51 AM by spellbound
reply to post by moocowman



You are a natural born writer.

Writers don't need education - except for at least being literate - I think you would be a genius comic writer. I don't mean comics, I mean amusing books lol.



reply posted on 15-11-2009 @ 06:03 AM by moocowman
reply to post by spellbound





And about beauty products, because I feel bad that I am off-topic - do any men shave their legs? (apart from cyclists).


Here's the thing I have done so lol under peer pressure I may add from my mates who cycle.

It was a terrible experience I started off with a bit of one leg then gradually increased hoping that the sun would darken the patches a bit at a time.

MEN HERE IS A WARNING

NEVER EVER USE IMAC NEAR THE GENITALIA TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR VASECTOMY !!!

If you do you WILL observe these effects .

1) Nothing for about 10 minutes while you shower

2)Areas of your body that are normally outside try desperately to go inside.

3) An invisible plumber arrives and solders your genitals with his blowlamp.

4) The height of the basin in your bathroom can severely restrict your ability to get your genitals directly under the running water .

5) Young children will scream if you do.

6) wives will laugh while you scream.

7) No amount of cold water on this planet can extinguish an invisible plumbers blowlamp aimed at your genitals.

Men be very afraid of women s things !!!!
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