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posted on Nov, 13 2009 @ 11:03 AM
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Jimmy, had to go to a black babershop to get the do's and don'ts on
cracking Jokes about (Obama) also known as the first black American
President... except most of us cant call him a president until he proves
he is entitled to the office like anyone else...... until that day. I will call
him Mr. Obama

[edit on 13-11-2009 by Anti-Evil]




posted on Nov, 13 2009 @ 11:58 AM
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You are correct that he is not the president, and he is not MY president, but Mister is also kind of a respect. I will not even give him that honor, tho he is pulling off the greatest fraud, the greatest scam in history. But then, I don't respecty Al Capone, either, and at least Al had the decency to admit he was a gangster. Do you know he has spent over a million dollars to legally squelch his records that prove he is not from the US? And I suppose that he has some reason other than his not being from the US? Can anyone name a reason he might have besides that? No, the dog not barking is the evidence. His given birth name is Barry Soetoro, not this Muslim nonsense he goes by.




posted on Nov, 13 2009 @ 12:06 PM
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Originally posted by Anti-Evil
www.youtube.com...

Jimmy, had to go to a black babershop to get the do's and don'ts on
cracking Jokes about (Obama) also known as the first black American
President... except most of us cant call him a president until he proves
he is entitled to the office like anyone else...... until that day. I will call
him Mr. Obama

[edit on 13-11-2009 by Anti-Evil]


how can anyone prove to you that obama is entitled to the office? he's been vetted by the U.S. state dept, illinois state gov., the hawaii gov., the republicans in his senate race, the republicans in the presidential race...if you don't believe these people...then you'll never believe at all...and with that said, who cares if you believe it or not? i don't, so your post is useless.



posted on Nov, 13 2009 @ 12:12 PM
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Originally posted by Gregarious
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You are correct that he is not the president, and he is not MY president, but Mister is also kind of a respect. I will not even give him that honor, tho he is pulling off the greatest fraud, the greatest scam in history. But then, I don't respecty Al Capone, either, and at least Al had the decency to admit he was a gangster. Do you know he has spent over a million dollars to legally squelch his records that prove he is not from the US? And I suppose that he has some reason other than his not being from the US? Can anyone name a reason he might have besides that? No, the dog not barking is the evidence. His given birth name is Barry Soetoro, not this Muslim nonsense he goes by.



with all the investigation that has gone on...who cares if you don't believe it, he's the president.

by the way, bush was never my president, nor was reagan

[edit on 13-11-2009 by jimmyx]



posted on Nov, 13 2009 @ 11:52 PM
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Originally posted by jimmyx

Originally posted by Anti-Evil
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Jimmy, had to go to a black babershop to get the do's and don'ts on
cracking Jokes about (Obama) also known as the first black American
President... except most of us cant call him a president until he proves
he is entitled to the office like anyone else...... until that day. I will call
him Mr. Obama

[edit on 13-11-2009 by Anti-Evil]


how can anyone prove to you that obama is entitled to the office? he's been vetted by the U.S. state dept, illinois state gov., the hawaii gov., the republicans in his senate race, the republicans in the presidential race...if you don't believe these people...then you'll never believe at all...and with that said, who cares if you believe it or not? i don't, so your post is useless.
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There are over a dozen lawsuits currently pending in US courts about JUST THAT. If they were so riduculous, they would have been thrown out. But the courts ALL found that there IS PROBABLE CAUSE. His fraud WILL be exposed, unless he is unfortunately terminated. I don't want that, as dead people are immune to criticizm, and I want his CRIMES fully exposed! I wish tar and feather was in vogue. Barry Soetoro could EASILY prove he is a Hawaiian native by providing the BIRTH CERTIFICATE which he has NOT done, and is refusing to release. INSTEAD, he has released the document that anyone could get that shows they had a baby, anywhere! And that was quite probably forged. And if a Republican approves, so the f what. Two sides of the same despotic coin. They are both operated by the same crooks. Same agenda, same goals. Different appearance for all the dupes. And YOU are the dupiest dupe. Sold, hook, line, and sinker. His own GRANDMOTHER is on tape as saying she witnessed his birth, in KENYA. Oh, but she has conveniently died. So it was a sure thing that the US elected a COMMUNIST MUSLIM as president? I don't think so. Once again, I would BET on this con man being exposed. That is the way the Devil likes to handle his loyal followers. He blesses, then rips the rug from under them, just like OJ Simson. He loves to see them panic. Just watch, it will happen.



posted on Nov, 13 2009 @ 11:59 PM
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I laugh at "he's not my president." I wonder if you got in trouble, and said "I hate you, you're not my mother."

If you're an American, rather you agree with him or not he is your President. Rather you question his authority or not, he is your President. Rather you think he was born in the US or not, he is your President.

None of your opinions change the fact that he was sworn in as the President of The United States.

Wait....unless you're a muslim terrorist? I guess then he wouldn't be your President.



posted on Nov, 14 2009 @ 12:05 AM
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Originally posted by Gregarious

There are over a dozen lawsuits currently pending in US courts about JUST THAT. If they were so riduculous, they would have been thrown out. But the courts ALL found that there IS PROBABLE CAUSE. His fraud WILL be exposed, unless he is unfortunately terminated. I don't want that, as dead people are immune to criticizm, and I want his CRIMES fully exposed! I wish tar and feather was in vogue. Barry Soetoro could EASILY prove he is a Hawaiian native by providing the BIRTH CERTIFICATE which he has NOT done, and is refusing to release. INSTEAD, he has released the document that anyone could get that shows they had a baby, anywhere! And that was quite probably forged. And if a Republican approves, so the f what. Two sides of the same despotic coin. They are both operated by the same crooks. Same agenda, same goals. Different appearance for all the dupes. And YOU are the dupiest dupe. Sold, hook, line, and sinker. His own GRANDMOTHER is on tape as saying she witnessed his birth, in KENYA. Oh, but she has conveniently died. So it was a sure thing that the US elected a COMMUNIST MUSLIM as president? I don't think so. Once again, I would BET on this con man being exposed. That is the way the Devil likes to handle his loyal followers. He blesses, then rips the rug from under them, just like OJ Simson. He loves to see them panic. Just watch, it will happen.


A court can not throw out a claim just because it thinks it is ridiculous. It has to throw it out based on legal merit. The fact that these cases are pending, shows their legal merit hasn't been examined. Thats what it's day in court is for.

Also, I've said it so many times I just don't feel like it anymore, but here goes...IF Obama were not a natural citizen, and was ineligible for he office it is not a case of Obama being just the craftiest con man in the world. It would involve what we all love here, a good old fashioned conspiracy.

Do you honestly think that every organization with power to doesn't conduct atleast an "unofficial" investigation of anyone running for president, much less someone who stands to win/does win? Do you seriously, as much as you all think every part of our lives is monitored think that they just let any damn fool become president without knowing as much as they can about the person?

EDIT:typo

[edit on 11/14/2009 by ThaLoccster]



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 08:47 PM
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Comon guy, have you EVER been into an actual courtroom? Watched a case? The judges completely disreguard the meaning and the intent, also at times the letter, of the law. Yeah, sure, they supposedly 'have' to. But they don't; they dis the law. And if you publically disrespect them for their criminality, they will throw you in prison for thinking you are free. Wake up! It comes with growing up...



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 09:07 PM
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Originally posted by Gregarious

There are over a dozen lawsuits currently pending in US courts about JUST THAT. If they were so riduculous, they would have been thrown out.


They are being thrown out as they come up
Berg v. Obama et al - dismissed
Martin v. Lingle - denied
Donofrio v. Wells - declined
Wrotnowski v. Bysiewicz - dismissed
Keyes v. Bowen - dismissed
Hollister v. Soetoro - dismissed
Cook v. Obama - dismissed
Barnett v. Obama - dismissed
Ankeny v. Gov. State of Indiana - dismissed

are you starting to see a picture forming here?


But the courts ALL found that there IS PROBABLE CAUSE.


Please list the court documents that show that - it looks like you are just making things up as none of the above court cases showed that - how do you explain that?


. His own GRANDMOTHER is on tape as saying she witnessed his birth, in KENYA.


Actually, she did not.


So it was a sure thing that the US elected a COMMUNIST MUSLIM as president?


Pity he is neither.... your real complaint appears a black man was properly elected the USA's President! And you seem to be unable to handle that fact!



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 10:39 PM
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____ wasnt my president

Oh yeah!

Well _____ and _____ were not my presidents!!!


Omg...so many drama queens in the world.

they were your presidents. Obama *IS* your president.

You reside in the USA. Obama was elected.

He's your president.

You don't like it? You dont want him representing you as president?

Renounce your citizenship and move to another country.



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 10:50 PM
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Originally posted by jimmyx

Originally posted by Anti-Evil
www.youtube.com...

Jimmy, had to go to a black babershop to get the do's and don'ts on
cracking Jokes about (Obama) also known as the first black American
President... except most of us cant call him a president until he proves
he is entitled to the office like anyone else...... until that day. I will call
him Mr. Obama

[edit on 13-11-2009 by Anti-Evil]


how can anyone prove to you that obama is entitled to the office? he's been vetted by the U.S. state dept, illinois state gov., the hawaii gov., the republicans in his senate race, the republicans in the presidential race...if you don't believe these people...then you'll never believe at all...and with that said, who cares if you believe it or not? i don't, so your post is useless.



Criminals vetting criminals...wow ur post is about as useless.


[edit on 21-12-2009 by solarstorm]



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 11:13 PM
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Originally posted by Gregarious

Pity he is neither.... your real complaint appears a black man was properly elected the USA's President! And you seem to be unable to handle that fact!



That's awfully assumptive, don't you think? I don't recall the poster you're referring to complaining about Obama's race in the least. The Constitution of our country is seemingly disregarded on a daily basis. It doesn't make it necessarily racially motivated for one to question as to whether the Constitution has been violated once more.

Making everything about race in summary is nothing but a cop-out to true debate and blemishes some of the points you made ahead of that.

[edit on 21-12-2009 by Fiscal]



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 11:17 PM
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Not another one of these threads? Really? Moon landing conspiracy theories aren't as debunked as the Birther issue. Frankly if your waiting for some magical piece of paper to tell you where Obama was born, your not going to get it. He doesn't have to release it. No lawsuit will ever work to do it either.

But as far as the flimsy premise of this thread, (Ok, Guidelines on cracking jokes about Obama)

Don't use the N word, jokes stereotyping his race are bad.

Anything else pretty much is fair game. Rip his policies, his fashion sense, his choices for this political post, the way he pronounces a word, that he's a democrat, that he's a socialist, pretty much everything else is all good.

Course, using such a flimsy and weak opening post to once again delve into the subject of Obama's birth is pretty sad.



posted on Dec, 22 2009 @ 06:23 AM
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i love it when people take a "i can never be wrong" approach to every argument.


It reminds of of that guy in highschool who always asked questions like:

'dude, if you had to have sex with Madeline Albright or Rosie O'Donnel who would it be?...and you HAVE to choose'

and then they punk you out for playing along with their dumb game.


Anyone unwilling to admit that they just might be wrong is, without a doubt, hiding something.

Perhaps the fear that you're wrong and you know it?



posted on Dec, 22 2009 @ 08:05 AM
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Well, all I can say -- Mr. Obama will you please take off your right shoe and sock and step on the ink pad and make an impression on the white paper beside it...? ... it appears the BC has a foot print on it... seems easy enough to verify. why all the law suits..? something to hide.... like a Trojan Enemy inside the gates of Troy.
This time no amount of psycho crap is going to prevent Justice, if justice is needed and I firmly believe we need revamp the whole Guberment thing.



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