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Fast food and Zombie Apocalypse

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posted on Nov, 24 2009 @ 10:40 AM
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Originally posted by thisguyrighthere
There's nothing fun about zombies. They are a dangerous and costly liability and everyone wants them to succeed at turning the world into a giant trailer park full of inbred alcoholics raping and murdering each other for bottle caps.


You say that like it's a bad thing. Here I am sitting on a pile of anti-zombie hardware that will need to be used or my money goes to waste.




posted on Nov, 27 2009 @ 01:09 AM
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Originally posted by shamhat
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There are a number of parasites, fungal and grub wise, that make their way to their hosts brains (or insect equivalent) and consume them. During the consumption process, the parasite is effectively in control of the hosts body, and the host is, to all intents and purposes a zombie. With a little bio-engineering, I am sure that McDonalds or the such like could come up with something similar to give away with their Happy Meals.

Perhaps they makes it's way to human food chain through Rendering Plants where those guinea pigs that used to test that parasitic organism is ends up as one of ingredients for cattle food and these parasites gains ability to turn people into flesh-eating zombie (supposedly) by mutation caused by excessive amount of pesticides and Chemical Fertilizers mixed with those finely grounded guinea pig carcasses in that cattle food and what happen if those Cattles that eats that Cattle food used to making McDonald's Hamburgers?

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posted on Dec, 1 2009 @ 12:52 AM
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Originally posted by Seiko
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Simpson's did it.


In the recent tree house of terror krusty burger served a burger/2 where they take grain fed cows, and then feed them to other cows. Then the second generation is made into burgers. This of course caused a zombie apocalypse.

Do you mean like that?

This version of Zombie Apocalypse is Reversible unlike most other version of Zombie Apocalypse.



posted on Dec, 1 2009 @ 12:56 AM
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ok for you. parasites Have a field day with this.



Previous studies had shown that infected rodents lacked the instinctive aversion to cat urine; instead they had a vague preference for it. The work in this paper confirms those findings, and also shows how it happens.


Just imagine a world where we all want to go see what the friendly zombies want.



posted on Dec, 1 2009 @ 05:12 AM
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Originally posted by Seiko
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ok for you. parasites Have a field day with this.



Previous studies had shown that infected rodents lacked the instinctive aversion to cat urine; instead they had a vague preference for it. The work in this paper confirms those findings, and also shows how it happens.


Just imagine a world where we all want to go see what the friendly zombies want.

These Parasite can make its way to human food chain through Cattle Feed Factory Where those Infected Rodents are Ends up as Ingredients of Cattle Feed where the parasite that infects those rodents can mutate into parasite that can turn people into Flesh Eating Zombies by Mutation induced by excessive amount of Pesticide and Chemical Fertilizers mixed with that finely grounded Rodent Carcass for Cattle Feed and What's happen if these Cattle that Eaten that Cattle Feed are used to making Beef for McDonald's Hamburgers?

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posted on Dec, 2 2009 @ 09:31 PM
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Originally posted by Seiko
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ok for you. parasites Have a field day with this.



Previous studies had shown that infected rodents lacked the instinctive aversion to cat urine; instead they had a vague preference for it. The work in this paper confirms those findings, and also shows how it happens.


Just imagine a world where we all want to go see what the friendly zombies want.

What's Happen if They make its way to human food chain through Industrial Cattle Ranching where those cattle are used to making beef for beefburgers and what's happen if that parasite has ability to turn people into flesh-eating zombies?



posted on Dec, 2 2009 @ 10:27 PM
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Originally posted by masonicon
What's happen if Fast Food Chains (mostly McDonald's) Promotes Zombie Apocalypse?
(this works by deadly virus that can turn people into Carnivorous Zombie infects Experiment animals in Monsanto, this animals that died from that virus ends up as one of ingredients of cattle feed in order to give the cattle excessive nutrition for making beef for beefburgers, then the infected beefburgers is feed to people, the virus in the beefburgers turns these people into Carnivorous zombie where the viral infection is contagious through their bite and claws and eats all the animals and human beings that they found, infecting them all in the process where all of the infected Humans Turned into Zombie Upon Death)

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Dude! That's got to be the longest sentence I have ever seen.

Learn to use periods.



posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 04:01 AM
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Originally posted by mwood

Originally posted by masonicon
What's happen if Fast Food Chains (mostly McDonald's) Promotes Zombie Apocalypse?
(this works by deadly virus that can turn people into Carnivorous Zombie infects Experiment animals in Monsanto, this animals that died from that virus ends up as one of ingredients of cattle feed in order to give the cattle excessive nutrition for making beef for beefburgers, then the infected beefburgers is feed to people, the virus in the beefburgers turns these people into Carnivorous zombie where the viral infection is contagious through their bite and claws and eats all the animals and human beings that they found, infecting them all in the process where all of the infected Humans Turned into Zombie Upon Death)

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Dude! That's got to be the longest sentence I have ever seen.

Learn to use periods.

Let's Talk about Correlations between Fast Food and Zombie Apocalypse!

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posted on Dec, 5 2009 @ 04:15 AM
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Originally posted by mwood

Originally posted by masonicon
What's happen if Fast Food Chains (mostly McDonald's) Promotes Zombie Apocalypse?
(this works by deadly virus that can turn people into Carnivorous Zombie infects Experiment animals in Monsanto, this animals that died from that virus ends up as one of ingredients of cattle feed in order to give the cattle excessive nutrition for making beef for beefburgers, then the infected beefburgers is feed to people, the virus in the beefburgers turns these people into Carnivorous zombie where the viral infection is contagious through their bite and claws and eats all the animals and human beings that they found, infecting them all in the process where all of the infected Humans Turned into Zombie Upon Death)

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Dude! That's got to be the longest sentence I have ever seen.

Learn to use periods.

What's Wrong?



posted on Dec, 8 2009 @ 04:47 AM
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Well, we have quite a bit of fast food these days, and very little zombie apocalypse, so I'd say, there probably isn't a correlation?

It doesn't seem like a particularly likely scenario, either. It's not like they serve crops currently being grown or raised for research purposes. Somebody else is going to have access to any need agricultural product before fast food corporations do. This seems like a perfect time to hedge bets on companies like Monsanto causing a zombie apocalypse, not Taco Bell.



posted on Dec, 8 2009 @ 05:31 AM
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Maybe the parasites just get into the food because chef or kitchen staff or table staff are having a bad day and decide they need to let off some steam or have laugh so they urinate in your coffee or pick their nose and add it to your relish, the list is endless, you decide which is more likely! Cows eating cows eating people eating cows eating people or just plain old revenge!
This has got to be one of the strangest threads yet!



posted on Dec, 12 2009 @ 03:37 AM
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Originally posted by mdiinican
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Well, we have quite a bit of fast food these days, and very little zombie apocalypse, so I'd say, there probably isn't a correlation?

It doesn't seem like a particularly likely scenario, either. It's not like they serve crops currently being grown or raised for research purposes. Somebody else is going to have access to any need agricultural product before fast food corporations do. This seems like a perfect time to hedge bets on companies like Monsanto causing a zombie apocalypse, not Taco Bell.

Fast Food Chains alone is harmless but it can be the most perfect weapon for delivering Zombie Virus (just Better than Missiles and Bombs in this way)

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