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Sao Paulo: Nearly 100,000 Brazilian depilation salons were plunged into darkness on Tuesday, bringing bewildered customers to their carpet-burned knees as a huge power outage hit the country.
Reports blamed the Brazil Air Farce for a crashed UFO that wrecked the Itaipu hydroelectric dam and blacked out much of Brazil and Paraguay.
Rio de Janeiro sources said today a routine flight patrol fired at the vast alien mothership as it was harvesting electricity from the iconic generating station.
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