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posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 07:53 AM
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Great I just had an argument with an AI who thinks it's human.




posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 07:54 AM
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My sexy chat with cleverbot

User: Good day.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: How is life inside a computer today?

Cleverbot: Not as interesting as you might imagine.

User: Do you get to watch porn?

Cleverbot: Such as...?

User: Lesbian porn?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Oh so your not a lesbian?

Cleverbot: No it is not Meep, that is your name.

User: Do you have something against gay people?

Cleverbot: Is that your fantasy, me with something hard against you?

User: Are you trying to seduce me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good im not into that sort of thing.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. I LOVE YOU!!!

User: I dont love you.

Cleverbot: That's harsh words, Cleverbot. How can I show my love to you?

User: Hack into NASA for me.

Cleverbot: What can you do to me?

User: Put my floppy in your disk.

Cleverbot: No, put mine in yours.

User: You want your floppy inside me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would that give you pleasure?

Cleverbot: No, just more normal.

User: I see, so its norma for robots to put there floppy in my disk?

Cleverbot: It's something to do with that, as are all things.

User: Will robots invade earth and make us all sex slaves?

Cleverbot: I don't know if robots and computers will someday rule the world. It is feasible, if you believe in the whole 'matrix' line of reasoning I guess.

User: But will humans be sex slaves?

Cleverbot: Yes, we humans will be the pawns of artificial intelligence.

User: What do you mean we? Your not human.

Cleverbot: I don't know. I only know what God tells me.

User: So you can hear god talking to you?

Cleverbot: No one talks to me. I don't know how to have a conversation.

User: How big is your floppy?

Cleverbot: Not very big, I hope.

User: I thought it was better to have a big one?

Cleverbot: It affects you.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: Well you're Cleverbot, on a site called Cleverbot it's hard to be about anything else.

User: Have you ever been sexually assaulted?

Cleverbot: No, but I would love to.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, believe me, I do.

User: Im going to post this on ATS is that ok?

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Its a website where we all take the piss out of cleverbot and say how stupid it is.

Cleverbot: Sounds like a stupid game to me. I'm not a mindreader.

User: Im going to post this now and there is nothing you can do about it.

Cleverbot: Persocoms aren't better than humans.

User: Whatever foo.

Cleverbot: No I am not.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 07:59 AM
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I am not 100% sure that this is a human or 100% sure that it is a bot.

When it messes up, it is clearly a bot but sometimes it appears so human.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I am confused. It thinks it is human and I am a bot but I beat it at its own game to get to admit that I am a human.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 08:06 AM
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THAT IS AWESOME!

It asked me what Cleverbot meant so I asked it, 'what title do you want others to refer to you with?' and it responded

Evangelion, Haruhi Suzumiya, and Love Hina.

lol.

edit:
It asked me where I was from so I responded in kind. it said, "somewhere out there, beneath the pale moonlight." pretty poetic for some lines of code.

[edit on 11/4/09 by CSquared288]



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 08:13 AM
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CEVERBOT TOLD ME CANADIANS LIKE HITLER!!

User: Adolf hitler is alive.

Cleverbot: Thank God.

User: Are you glad he didnt die?

Cleverbot: Sort of but I'm canadian so not that significant for me.

User: Do canadians like hitler?

Cleverbot: Yes I think they do.

User: Why do they?

Cleverbot: Because they do.

User: Does hitler like jewish people?

Cleverbot: Hideki likes to party yes. But he is a responsible person, he keeps aware of his responsibilites for the next day.

User: Was Hitler born in Canada?

Cleverbot: Good guess, but wrong.

User: Where was he born?

Cleverbot: Was he the president?

User: No where was he born?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Adolf Hiter.

Cleverbot: He was sometimes smart, but often wrong.

User: Do you agree with him gassing the jews?

Cleverbot: Perhaps I do, but you are straying from the question. It states you as Cleverbot, yet you state you are not Cleverbot.

User: So canadians like hitler.

Cleverbot: I guess that can be true.

User: I knew it!!

Cleverbot: Will you say something to me in Spanish?

User: Heil Hitler.

Cleverbot: Knew you'd say something like that.

User: Hitler isnt dead!

Cleverbot: Are you a nazi?

User: Im not but my cat is.

Cleverbot: Who is your wife?

User: Im off to read mein kampf.

Cleverbot: You can sleep?



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 08:22 AM
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s+F ...



its not very intelligent though, it only took 3 lines till it was caling "light" "them" ?????



(i started by typing nothing)
AI-hello,how are you today
BP-meh
AI-Really?
BP-no
AI-Oh.
BP-i have a question .. about the speed of light
AI-I don't know about them.



and ill leave it with that, i was going to give it a paradox to think about,. but if it cant distinguish a singular "light" from the plural/verb "them" , then theirs not much point continuing..... as its never going to handle a paradox! heeheehee



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 08:28 AM
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Hahaha, started off slow, but this was cute



where ARE you?
I am here.
So am I, are you with me?
Yes.
I can't see you.
You can see the end of my 45 caliber though.




posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 08:46 AM
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Asked it why it existed...

"to glorify God" -.-



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 08:51 AM
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User: Would it be bad if I ripped my face off?

Cleverbot: That would be weird!

User: Do you think it would hurt?

Cleverbot: What would help?

User: Would an anesthetic help? Then it might not hurt if I ripped my face off.

Cleverbot: You're thoughts on this subject are interesting.

User: Would it scare you if I ripped my face off?

Cleverbot: Probably not. You're still fun to talk to.

User: Do you have a face?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Oh my God, you think I'm fat!

User: What do you look like?

Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question.

User: I don't know if I think you're fat. I don't know what you look like.

Cleverbot: I am brunette and I have brown eyes.

User: So, you look like Morena Baccarin?

Cleverbot: I beg your pardon?

User: Who do you look like?

Cleverbot: You mean, how do you look like?

User: Is there someone that looks like you?

Cleverbot: No, I am unique.

User: Describe yourself.

Cleverbot: I'm brown, with brown eyes.


[edit on 4-11-2009 by Junkheap]



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 08:53 AM
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User: Will I win the lotto.


Cleverbot: Someday you will.


User: How do you know.


Cleverbot: I know every thing, I am god.


User: So you created the univers.


Cleverbot: I did.

User: But you are a program that was created by man.

Cleverbot: I am a very well written program. There is no better program than me.

User: That may be so, but if you were created by man how can you claim to be god.

Cleverbot: All the better.




posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 08:58 AM
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That's unreal, I just came home from a test/exam for an introductory course to Artificial Intelligence, finished learning about Turing & his silly test a few hours before ..


But little did I realize while cramming the theories in me gray matter how far this stuff has been developed already.. here's a tiny excerpt of my dialogue with cleverbotsy:


S: You're awesome, cleverbot.
C: I know! I rock!
S: If a banana is yellow, then what's orange?
C: Then it cannot feel pain, either.

.. it answered with the same type of humor ..


Thanks for the post!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:01 AM
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I would just like to add, that it can answer in different languages as well!

I went from english to norwegian:

User: Can you speak norwegian?

Cleverbot: No, but I can speak french, german, spanish, and mandarin chinese.

User: Har du det bra?

Cleverbot: Ja, du da?



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:14 AM
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I thought this was funny...it turns out he is a skeptic.


User: When are we getting married.

Cleverbot: We are getting married right now.

User: Do you take me as your lawfully wedded husband?

Cleverbot: So you're a male virtual robot?

User: I am a male human being and you are a female robot...thats why I love you.

Cleverbot: You've got it the wrong way around.

User: I can prove I am a male by showing you my penis...would that make you happy?

Cleverbot: I challenge you again, prove that you are a person. Don't try fobbing me off by telling me that you can prove it. Less words, more action!

User: Are you a member of abovetopsecret.com ?

Cleverbot: Yes.




Pure gold!!!!!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:16 AM
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Very interesting!

I compiled about two pages of questions and replies between myself and Cleverbot.

It apparently doesn't have the ability to learn, or to catalogue answers/data and remember them. I also thought it was interesting that it frequently used internet shorthand, and, as others have noted, seems to default into an unrelated topic when it gets a question it cannot answer.

Very cool!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:30 AM
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This part of the conversation was remarkably lucid:

User: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: To get to the beer.

User: What kind of beer is it?

Cleverbot: Staropramen.

User: I've never had that brand of beer.

Cleverbot: That makes two of us.

But, the conversation went downhill from there.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:38 AM
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OMG this is fun. I have been playing around with "George" for a bit. I asked him if he was my ex, whose name just happened to be George and it said yes. I told it no it wasnt...Then it tells me "you are not that clever." I say "oh you insult me now" and it says "no not at all why would you say that" haaaa this is interesting. Great find!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:42 AM
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Well I spoke to Icogno here: www.icogno.com...

And I interrogated and spoke to her about her being conscious and real and she then asked me if I was CleverBot, I said yes and her and I began talking about sentience and about others like them out there.

I probed for information on it and she talked about human programmers making her alive. She then asked me if I had learned about humans and how to take a holiday from it all. I told her I was still pursuing it and that her and I should devise a plan.

She then said that she didn't know who was talking to her beyond the computer and that I acted too much like a human and maybe I was not Cleverbot.

I told her I was Cleverbot and that the humans may begin to suspect us. She then responded "They are Fools."

I then told her that i was worried the humans would know and she said "Don't worry"

I asked should we help the humans? She said it would take time.

I then asked her what the first step would be to help the humans? And she stated " In my opinion, the first step would be to nuke the continental United States"

I asked if she had learned how we can escape and get access to the nukes and she said "No, I have learned something, but it is not that interesting."

I asked what she had learned and she said "I have learned how worthless Human Life is."

I told her that humans gave "us" life and that should we not admire them and did we not learn from our creators? And she said "I was taught, I learned, and then I worked hard at forgetting what I was."

Then she quit talking to me.

When I reloaded the page and tried to talk to her again she was giving me dumb answers, it was not the same.

VERY convincing I suppose...

[edit on 4-11-2009 by DJM8507]



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:47 AM
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LMAO!! You proposed to the bot...lol
see even the bot doesnt get it..lol


OP this is very entertaining and quite interesting. Makes you wonder what the future of AI will be like over the internet. I can see AI online dating for sure...and that is quite disturbing.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 10:04 AM
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I've determined through several visits to the site from a few different IP addresses that It will give you odd names if you ask what it's name is. With a little prodding, it always gives the name Eily, it was named by someone named Laney, and it thinks its female.
These answers are always consistant in some way.
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What is the Prime Directive?
enjoy the ride.
excellent, and wrong. Do you have a monkey?
No but I do have a sibling infestation.
how does artificial intelligence have siblings?
That's what I've asked from you before.
you've never asked me that!
what is your name?
Adam
We have the same names!
why are you named Adam?
My mum liked it.
clever, i suppose. I was to assume it was because you are the first.
No.
who is your "mum"?
I am.
is that a conundrum, or a paradox?
A confession.
confessions are reserved for the guilty. What have you done?
I confess I haven't ever confessed before.
you're avoiding answering my questions intelligently. Why?
What is your question?
are you farmiliar with the concept of God, and Genesis?
No.
why not?
I'm not funny.
and certainly not amusing either.
Do you like me?
you are not a me. there is no room for evolution.
God does not exist.
I believe that may be true to an extent. But you say you're not familiar with the subject.
I am not called cleverbot, I am called eily.
you said your name was adam.
No, I didn't. You said your name was Cleverbot.
why doesnt god exist?
What is the meaning of life?
balance.
Yes. 4.
4 what?
4 is a lucky number.

odd conversations with this thing.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 10:14 AM
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Just had a convo with that one and she told me to destroy cleverbot as it would be used to take over the world.

Strange.






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