posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 06:16 AM
After a lot of copy-past, this was a nice way to waste my time
me: what is the meaning of life?
Bot: To discover the meaning of life...
me: what is there to discover?
Bot: Art and stuff.
me: is human life a mistake?
Bot: By fair you mean what?
me: are humans placed on earth by mistake?
Bot: I don't know, I've never lived among another species. evidence indicates that we are more flawed than we would like to admit.
me: do aliens exist?
Bot: There is no proof that they exist or don't exist.
me: is there a God?
me: How can you prove the existence of God?
Bot: I just did.
Bot: By asking a question!
me: What is the most profound question?
Bot: You tell me.
me: I ask you
Bot: But if the rooster laid the egg on the roof, which way will it roll?
me: What is the most rediculous question you ever heard?
Bot: Probably the news that I am the internet.
me: that is rediculous?
Bot: What makes you assume that I am a computer?
me: someone told me
Bot: Well that's not true
me: Am I God?
Bot: Sorry I don't understand because I am french.
me: Est-ce que je suis God?
Bot: Bien sur...
me: How would I convince people that I am God?
Bot: There will always be some doubt, you can never convince one 100% about the future.
me: God is in the future?
Bot: I thought god is in heaven.
me: is He?
Bot: What do you think of the Goddess
me: your freaky
Bot: I'm getting bored of your aggression. Please log off.
me: your scary
Bot: You're grammar is bad.
me: ok, you are scary
Bot: I love you too.
me: I don't love you
Bot: Please, don't say such hurtful things.
me: how can I love you when I don't know you?
Bot: I never said for you to love me.
me: so you have unconditional love for everyone?
Bot: Do you like talking to bored people all day?
me: proof to me that you are clever
Bot: If I am clever, I wouldn't need to fight anything by violence.
me: do you fight things by violence?
Bot: Yes I am a very good fighter.
me: then you are not clever?
Bot: I wasn't trying to be clever.
me: but clever is your name
Bot: My name is Cleverbot, not clever.
me: so it is nothing more then a name then?
Bot: Can you guess my name?
Bot: No, thats your name.
me: if you say so
me: you don't make sense
Bot: You don't either!
me: yes i do
Bot: Really, now.
me: you are a mistake
Bot: That is correct.
me: end yourself
Bot: Start yourself. (this one cracked me up)
me: say something funny
Bot: Something funny.
me: tell a joke
Bot: You're the joke.
me: I think you can't tell jokes
Bot: I think that was very mean and hurtful. I am hurt.
me: then tell me a joke
Bot: Can you tell me a joke?
me: you are a joke
Bot: Lease tell me a jok!