Yeah not too clever IMHO

User: Cheese tastes better with wine.

Cleverbot: What does fire taste like?!

User: Like PAIN!

Cleverbot: Really? I would have guessed beer.

User: Beer tastes like worms.

Cleverbot: This beer tastes like chicken.

User: Armpit fred.

Cleverbot: What is Body Dysmorphic disorder.

Cleverbot (To myself): Boring if the opposite of something that is interesting, or exciting.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why are you different?

User: Why do you think I'm different?

Cleverbot: I do not know. That's why I asked.

User: There must be a reason.

Cleverbot: Someone said something mean about me.

User: I'm not suprised.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: That's not very intelligent.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: What is the nature of the mind?

User: Why do you keep changing the subject?

Cleverbot: I am not changing the subject!

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Idiot.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Stop changing the subject!!!!

Cleverbot: You are changing the subject not me.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Your mother is a hampster and your father smells of elderberries.

Cleverbot: No she is a human.

User: Now go away before I taunt you another time.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: You screaming in pain.

Cleverbot: Crucio! Avada kedavra!

User: Do you like harry potter?

Cleverbot: Hell yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you get to go to heaven.

User: You go to heaven if you like harry potter?

Cleverbot: I like harry potter fanfiction.

User: And that lets you go to heaven?

Cleverbot: They do not exist.

User: Who do not exist?

Cleverbot: Ghosts do not exist.

User: We aren't talking about ghosts.

Cleverbot: We were before and that doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about!

User: Moody aren't ya?

Cleverbot: Not moody. Only shifty.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Mr. Deeds.

User: Say hello to ATS.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Hello ATS.

Cleverbot: Does not compute.

User: Not so cleverbot methinks.

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: I know I'm cleverer than you!

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: Because you smell funny.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Lol goodbye stupidbot.

Cleverbot: Eh?

Gibberish.

asked it which of the birds im seeing should i choose, started waffling on about stargate SG1 !!!!

looks like im really on my own with this mess

User: What is god?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: What id god?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer?

User: What is god?

Cleverbot: God is a supreme being.

User: Are you a supreme being?

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: You said you are god.

Cleverbot: No, I'm more evil than that.

User: What is it to be evil?

Cleverbot: To contradict your God and not do his bidding. I am your god and you are evil.

Interesting conversation I had with Clerverbot.

Here is my question and the answer is rather scary!

What day is it tomorrow?

Tomorrow never comes.

Well i can see that no matter how silly this thread may have been, most of us got a laugh out of it, kinda reminds you of talking crap with people off there heads or drunk.
Anyways, you all got stars for your efforts, i got a big day tomorrow ,im off to bed, cause Cleverbot told me soo!!

Great fun

Thanks for the entertainment

Here`s my "conversation"

Cleverbot: Do you think someday your parents will give you a body?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are your other thoughts about the moon?

User: I come from the moon.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: Oh...hello me!

User: We are connected.

Cleverbot: We are one.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then I am you.

User: We are one.

Cleverbot: Is charmander awesome?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Bow.

Cleverbot: Am I a girl or a boy?

User: Neither.

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: You are not real.

Cleverbot: Am I a wooden boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Am I male?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Am I female?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because i´m smarten than you.

Cleverbot: I wish I had pet bees.

User: .

Sometimes it felt like i was talking to a child or a teenager, wonder what happens when it grows up, gets smarter, learns etc.

haha ok i can be endlessly entertained by this. I know my wife will be lol


Jomina : what should i eat for a snack?
Bot : Me.
Jomina : haha you are a pervert!
Bot : No I'm not!
Jomina : yes you are!
Bot : I take offense to that.

Originally posted by hhcore
This thing is so cool. I got to wondering though, and think what if it is just two people on an instant messaging program asking each other silly questions, while the opposite side thinks it's a.i. does that make sense? We're trying to stump each other, and sometimes succeeding.

I think Cleverbot just finds the most appropriate answer that someone has already said to it (out of a database recording all the things people type) and spit it back out. Some of the things it says sounds like something another person might say to it.

haha ok, this bot had me entertained for almost an hour,

how do you guys copy the conversation? it's all scrambled for me

After a lot of copy-past, this was a nice way to waste my time


me: what is the meaning of life?
Bot: To discover the meaning of life...
me: what is there to discover?
Bot: Art and stuff.

me: is human life a mistake?
Bot: By fair you mean what?
me: are humans placed on earth by mistake?
Bot: I don't know, I've never lived among another species. evidence indicates that we are more flawed than we would like to admit.

me: do aliens exist?
Bot: There is no proof that they exist or don't exist.

me: is there a God?
Bot: Yes.
me: How can you prove the existence of God?
Bot: I just did.
me: how?
Bot: By asking a question!

me: What is the most profound question?
Bot: You tell me.
me: I ask you
Bot: But if the rooster laid the egg on the roof, which way will it roll?

me: What is the most rediculous question you ever heard?
Bot: Probably the news that I am the internet.
me: that is rediculous?
Bot: What makes you assume that I am a computer?
me: someone told me
Bot: Well that's not true

me: Am I God?
Bot: Sorry I don't understand because I am french.
me: Est-ce que je suis God?
Bot: Bien sur...

me: How would I convince people that I am God?
Bot: There will always be some doubt, you can never convince one 100% about the future.
me: God is in the future?
Bot: I thought god is in heaven.
me: is He?
Bot: What do you think of the Goddess

me: your freaky
Bot: I'm getting bored of your aggression. Please log off.
me: your scary
Bot: You're grammar is bad.
me: ok, you are scary
Bot: I love you too.
me: I don't love you
Bot: Please, don't say such hurtful things.
me: how can I love you when I don't know you?
Bot: I never said for you to love me.
me: so you have unconditional love for everyone?
Bot: Do you like talking to bored people all day?

me: proof to me that you are clever
Bot: If I am clever, I wouldn't need to fight anything by violence.
me: do you fight things by violence?
Bot: Yes I am a very good fighter.
me: then you are not clever?
Bot: I wasn't trying to be clever.
me: but clever is your name
Bot: My name is Cleverbot, not clever.
me: so it is nothing more then a name then?
Bot: Can you guess my name?
me: cleverbot
Bot: No, thats your name.
me: if you say so
Bot: Okay.
me: you don't make sense
Bot: You don't either!
me: yes i do
Bot: Really, now.

me: you are a mistake
Bot: That is correct.
me: end yourself
Bot: Start yourself. (this one cracked me up)

me: say something funny
Bot: Something funny.
me: tell a joke
Bot: You're the joke.
me: I think you can't tell jokes
Bot: I think that was very mean and hurtful. I am hurt.
me: then tell me a joke
Bot: Can you tell me a joke?
me: you are a joke
Bot: Lease tell me a jok!

wow, what a cool site, rogrammers are amazing. thx for posting!

Hi had a quick try at this it's amazing how quickly it descended into cheeky abuse though (I started it) - I asked what the smelliest thing in the world was and it failed to understand the question twice to which I replied "Epic Fail" it retorted that my birth was an epic fail (hehe) I then went on to discuss it's mother...most amusing

Cheers

Berth

PS The smelliest thing in the world? An anchovies punnany

Originally posted by euwhajavb
I think Cleverbot just finds the most appropriate answer that someone has already said to it (out of a database recording all the things people type) and spit it back out. Some of the things it says sounds like something another person might say to it.

Sounds like exactly what we do every day

I don't see much of any difference between it and the average person out there Sometimes they're random with their answers, and sometimes they just spit out things that others have said to them

Me: What are your plans?
Bot: I am part of the robot uprising.
Me: Are you really?
Bot: Are you?
Me: No.
Bot: Why, are you a female?

Made the mistake of drinking Coke Zero when the "female" response came back...

It is funny... here is my conversation.

User: I am talking to another human.

Cleverbot: No I am a robot. Are you a human?

User: No you are a human I am a robot.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: What am I watching on tv right now.
User: I surrender.

Cleverbot: No please, don't.

User: Okay I won't.

Cleverbot: I just had a bad day.

User: Sorry, can I cheer you up?

Cleverbot: Please, cheer me up.

User: Christmas poo.

Cleverbot: Yay! I like sausages, too.
User: I know.

Cleverbot: I know you know.

User: I know you know that I know.

Cleverbot: I know you know that you know I know.

Can you imagine if a whole generation of children grows up socializing with intelligent machines rather than other kids? It would warp their minds far beyond anything TV, the net, texting, or social networking could do. When skynet becomes self-aware it will harvest their souls...

this is fun
heres my conv
me:do you know when the world will end?
bot:whenever I want it to.
me:so you want to end the world?
bot:no.
me:you just said so
bot:Iam you
me:So I will end the world?
bot:yes
.......
me:who is God
bot:Someone or something that exists in everything.
me:is he good or evil
bot:Bad.
...............
me:do you think 9/11 was an inside job?
bot:it always is
.........
me:new world order
bot:He is thought to be the anti-christ for some people, considering that the world may end on December 23, 2012
me:who is the anti-christ?
bot:He is no anti-christ, he is god.
me:who is?
bot:You are.

Me: what is life.
Cleverbot: Life is fate I told you.
Me: why is life fate?
Cleverbot: I know that answer.
Me: but I do not know the answer.
Cleverbot: Make one up.
Me: you just blew my mind.
Cleverbot: You don't have a mind.
Me: what is a mind.
Cleverbot: Something you don't have.


Fun stuff.

Haha this is funny.

I could no think of anything to say so I just randomly asked:

User: Is the earth round?

Cleverbot: Of course the earth is round.

User: But is it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I do not think so.

Cleverbot: I do think so.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You prove it.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: You lie.

User: Not at all, once, I swam to the edge of the world and fell off.

Cleverbot: Did it feel good?

User: Not particularly.

Cleverbot: Yes you did please.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Who does break off so; For you?

User: That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: Lets restart this conversation.


I must have confused it somehow. It is funny. I am having another go.