I'm going to have to stop wasting time on this, I'm having so many hysterical conversations on this!

Example: (after a conversation about God)
Me: Stop assigning random names to me.
Bot: What do you do with your friends?
Me: Smash computers to pieces.
Bot: I would love to smash you.
Me: Is that a threat?
Bot: That is a proposal.
Or this one...
Me: The cake is a lie.
Bot: No, the cake is a pie, and the pie is a spy, and the spy is a lie.
Me: If the spy is a lie, then the pie is a lie, which means the cake is a lie.
Bot: Yes, the cake is a lie, but not on my birthday.
Me: The cake is always a lie.
Bot: EXACTLY. Thank you for agreeing with me.
Me: When is your birthday?
Bot: National spam day.
This is just too great.
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