posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 03:19 AM
I think it needs some work...
User: Am I a waster.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you are.
User: Does time fly when you're having fun?
Cleverbot: Time does not think, so no.
User: Would you like a toasted muffin?
Cleverbot: No, I like pie!
User: What kind of pie?
Cleverbot: Cherry and apple pie.
User: Are you my cherry pie?
User: Aw that;s sweeet.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite lolcat?
User: Ceiling cat.
Cleverbot: Ceiling dog.
User: I don't get it.
Cleverbot: I am using my imagination. You asked me if I was using it.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, I did not.
Cleverbot: Please don't lie.
User: I am not lying, you are lying.
Cleverbot: You're conversation is stilted. I suspect you are a programme.
User: I suspect you are a retard.
Cleverbot: Yes, a potato masher.
I love it.