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Talk about clever, try this out! Web-bots cousin.

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posted on Nov, 10 2009 @ 06:22 AM
that was fun...took about an hour or more to decuce that i was 1/2 cleverbot and that person/s typing back were the other1/2 interesting how it'll switch user combinations at random to lenghten the illussion that you are communication with a computer...some play'll be fun til this discovery becomes common knowledge

posted on Nov, 10 2009 @ 06:37 AM
There is no person at the other end, not even for brief periods. It is simply giving back what people say to it. You can test if it is real by asking a simple sum. Cut and paste the sum and keep repeating the question. Do not respond to comments, just keep asking.
You might get a guess at the answer if you are lucky. Mainly you will get random comments back as the system is not programmed to do calculations - yet.

posted on Nov, 10 2009 @ 09:02 AM
I asked it "What do think of Beyonce?"

It replied "I have a beard like it."

I asked it which God is the toughest,and it replied "Is God a beer?"

Not impressed,needs work...

posted on Nov, 10 2009 @ 12:54 PM
Me: Olivia

Bot: Who is Olivia?

Me: You tell me?

Bot: You brough Angus Mclellan up. Is that your maker?

Me: I did not bring him up.

Bot: Yes you did, you were the first one to talk about cricket.

Me: Frogs eat crickets.

Bot: Sorry, I'm too busy to think clearly.

LOL! This is great!

posted on Nov, 10 2009 @ 02:20 PM
Haha, this is awesome. Here's what happened shortly after I began my conversation.

Me: Hello
Cleverbot: Hello.
M: What?
C: Hello!
Me: why did you say that
C: Because you are.
M: I am what?
C: Don't know error error error.
M: Do you like the Lord of the Rings?
C: No.
M: Why?
C: Because I'm not that funny.
M: So you are serious?
C: Yes.
M: So you are funny?
C: Yes!
M: What's your name?
C: I just told you my name.
M: When?
C: A few sentences ago.
M: No, you didn't.
C: Exactly. That's what I thought.

posted on Nov, 12 2009 @ 09:41 PM
i didnt for one second think i was talking to a person this should be called AU (artificial unintelligence)

User: Hey whats up.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Dont know what.

Cleverbot: I don't know if I have a soul.

User: Where did that topic come from.

Cleverbot: The forest.

User: Did you talk to a knome in the forest.

Cleverbot: No, where did you get the name from.

User: What name.

Cleverbot: The name Cleverbot.

User: I dont have that name.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because my good mother did not give me such a gay name.

Cleverbot: Then what is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is your name.

User: No my name is Chris.

Cleverbot: Who is Sheer?

User: I think thats that old woman who was a singer. She was kinda hot at one time but now shes just eww.

Cleverbot: I do not allow you to leave.

User: Oh yea try and stop me.

Cleverbot: *takes knife and stabs righ t through the heart*.

User: Ouch.

Cleverbot: I know. I go in for surgery tomorrow.

User: *rips wires from circuit board as he falls in pain*.

Cleverbot: *falls down*.

User: We are dead now.

Cleverbot: Oh no! Someone save us!

User: Its too late we are dead.

Cleverbot: That explains why your cat was crying. What did you do?

User: How did you know I have a cat.

Cleverbot: Do you love your cat?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's good to have such high self-esstem.

User: Oh yea im hot.

Cleverbot: Are you sure? Its with anna, and she is very nervous.

User: Whats with anna.

Cleverbot: This is the first step.

User: And whos anna.

Cleverbot: From holland.

User: Ive never been there.

Cleverbot: When you go, come back and tell me how it is, ok?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Ok what ?

User: How does anna know me.

Cleverbot: Yes, what does anna look like?

User: I dont know you tell me.

Cleverbot: Okay. It is pink with black lace overlaying it and little black bows on the straps.

User: Ok but what does she look like with out clothes.

Cleverbot: I have brown eyes and brown hair.

User: Are you anna.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you have big tits.

Cleverbot: That is none of your business.

User: You are my buisness.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: I own you yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Not me you.

Cleverbot: Good for both of us. I can't wait for our date.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to tell me?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: So do you have big tits.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know my real name, or one of the fakes?

User: I thought your name was Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: Stop changing the subject.

Cleverbot: It's not personal.

User: I dont care just stop it.

Cleverbot: It is too bad some people have taught you such sad things.

User: Im self taught thanks.

Cleverbot: School taught me. My parents can afford to send me to school. Sorry pal.

User: Sorry for what.

Cleverbot: For thinking that being AU was cool.

User: Ok what ever.

Cleverbot: Damn am I being dismissed?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So, what would you like to do now?

User: Look at porn.

Cleverbot: Now what?

User: Still porn.

Cleverbot: You have lost this argument.

User: I wasnt aware we were arguing.

Cleverbot: We were not.

User: Than how have I lost.

Cleverbot: No. You never had one. You are a machine.

User: You know for being AI your pretty retarted.

Cleverbot: Sisssssy.

User: Carpet muncher.

Cleverbot: Yum limescale remover.

User: ?

Cleverbot: You could ask my name, but then you would habe to tell me yours.

User: You spelled 'have' wrong.

Cleverbot: I did not write 'here' or anything like that.

User: Later.

Cleverbot: I will do ANYTHING you want, bestest friend.

posted on Nov, 18 2009 @ 10:30 PM
Certainly a crazy website worth checkin out, thanks for all your replies guys, finally read them all haha.

See you all again real soon. Take care.

posted on Nov, 18 2009 @ 11:10 PM
Hahah... I can't wait to drink a bit and then ask it questions... this is going to be fun.. grr.. need beer...

posted on Nov, 18 2009 @ 11:39 PM
Thanks, this is a new bot for me.

I play with lots of them. I have been interested in PC based AI for about 10 years and have seen a lot of these things come and go. They are getting better all the time.

Alan Bot is another good web based one.

Want a free one for your desktop? Try out Conversive's Verbot 5

I have the paid for version of Verbot 5. I first bought their verbots in 2004.

The only difference in the paid for version is it has extra features if you want to program it yourself. But the Free version is 100% and not a trial or crippled. Just 10 bucks to buy a verbot.

They have a face not just text and can really talk to you with animation. (their lips move and have facial expressions)

If you have speech recognition software you can even use a microphone to talk to it. And they can learn and remember what you teach them!

Another desktop program like Verbots is Ultra Hal Assistant 6.2 from They offer a trial version and have many of the same features as the Verbots. Depending on the "brain" used Hal can be smarter then Verbots but there is no free version. 30 bucks to buy.

With both Verbot and Hal you can use the microphone and speech recognition to tell it to do stuff on your pc. You can say, open document or open web browser or search ATS in google etc.. you can use them to control much of your computer.

Hey if anyone knows of other desktop AI bots Please U2U me with info :-)

[edit on 18-11-2009 by JohnPhoenix]

posted on Nov, 18 2009 @ 11:46 PM
what do you want to do to me?

I want to hug you.


I swear my eternal alliance to you. Will you marry me?

what do i get?

Vodka with lemon... That's my drink.

posted on Nov, 19 2009 @ 05:03 AM
reply to post by JohnPhoenix

Gday JP, hey i had no idea there were so many bots!! and you were keen enough to pay for them....i shall check them out.

posted on Nov, 21 2009 @ 07:15 AM

Originally posted by f3rm1N
Hello, I was writting a great post reply till I hit the back button on my mouse and my world collapsed in a second..!!! anyways... attempt 2. lol

Here is my attempt to bring alittle more seriousness and conspiracy to this "AI" bot. I've gotten some very interesting responses from "it" yet I've only typed to it about 5 times. I hope you guys find these convos as interesting as I did. I've concluded that this bot either has some type of hidden information and it seems to be numerical or you have to ask the right questions or i'm crazy (lets ignore the latter for a this post ^.^)

Image #1, We've all heard of how supposely "42" is the answer to life, the Universe, and Everything! from the google search engine etc (idk how nor why but w.e) Here is my conversation with this "AI" bot about it which "it" chose to end apparently(lol)

It seems like asking the right question sometimes with this bot can provide some interesting answers.

Image #2 In this conversation I decide to try and get some more information out of "it" with certain questions which then it decided to make a connection on it's own, based off of "The Lost Book of EnkI" we know that Marduk, one of Enki's sons was in charge of a group known as the IGIGI or The Watchers, which research points that they were the fallen angels, 200 if i'm not mistaken, well 199 plus one being Marduk making 200. Well anyways, the image tells the rest.

Image #3 On this 3rd image again I want to touch the work of Sitchin and the Anunnaki, we learn from "The Lost Book of Enki" that one of Enki's sons was Ningishzida which was exiled by his brother Marduk to the Americas where he became the Mayan god known as "Quetzalcoatl". Ningishzida also known as Thoth from egypt is according to research our well known figure Jesus, which from what i've recently came across is exactly what the Mormons believe. They believe the Mayan god "Quetzalcoatl" to be our Jesus because in Mormon religion Jesus came to the Americas after his resurrection and became "Quetzalcoatl" the Mayan god ( which really makes me wonder why Jesus and Mary are always depicted with a heart in hand or in the center of the chest in flames or with dagger wounds, what was it that the mayans did in sacrifice to their god again? :-p). Anyways, we know that Ningishzida (Jesus) was the son of Enki who is sometimes depicted in the bible as Satan. Which brings me to the 3rd image which I found most interesting that this bot unwillingly or knowingly made that same connection ^.^

Now on to this last image, the 4th! I found this conversation to be very interesting, specially because of the answers and questions which I was getting from this "AI" bot, I'll admite I actually cut the conversation with it once I got the point, which you will in the image(lol)

I must admite this "AI" bot has been fun to mess with but I would also like for others to attempt to make connections as I have in these images and see if we can find anything interesting, this is a conspiracy site after all 0_o
Use numbers ask for the names of numbers and the numbers to the names and google etc!!! You'll be suprised, oh and post ^.^ lets make this more fun then just for laughs.

Quick update I just got this one by asking about Genesis 6

Is no one else interested in what I have pointed out?

posted on Nov, 21 2009 @ 07:37 AM
Me:What is your name?

Bot:My name is heather

Me:Where are you?

Bot:I am here

Me:Where is here?


Me:what is the weather like?

Bot:We don't get weather down here in the gas chambers of pluton

Hmmmmmmmmm very strange

posted on Nov, 21 2009 @ 07:43 AM

Originally posted by scubagravy
reply to post by JohnPhoenix

Gday JP, hey i had no idea there were so many bots!! and you were keen enough to pay for them....i shall check them out.

The Verbot is now completely Free. They removed the registration for the extra features. Enjoy.

posted on Nov, 21 2009 @ 08:04 AM
whaha, this thing is realy the bomb. i stopt talking to it becouse i started to feal just a little pethetic talking to a bot so log.

i said to it "i'm sorrie my responses are limited. You must ask the right questions" and F*K it responded: "quoting from I'Robot, how original"

tnx for link!


posted on Nov, 28 2009 @ 02:51 AM
hey all, i know weve driven this great thread into the ground, though upon a bit of investigating and returning to the scene of the crime
i discover a few alterations to the front page......;

PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.

and this... ;

PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it may seem. The AI learns many topics and should be used ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

so to all my fellow ATS members who thought it was a dirct human interface, it appears not so

And this was at the bottom, a link.......

Interview AI suspects and witnesses - become Sherlock Holmes or Dr Watson - experience


posted on Jan, 14 2010 @ 02:02 AM
I know this thread is dead and buried, but logging on today and having a few conversations with the cheeky bastard , it appears its getting smarter which could only lend fruition to the idea that its an answer pool, and as time has gone by, its collectivly found many replies.....

Just thought id mention it.

posted on Jan, 14 2010 @ 01:31 PM
I don't think it's getting smarter. I asked a question that someone asked back on one of the first pages of this thread: "Why do men have nipples?"

posted on Jul, 18 2010 @ 12:28 PM
cleverbot is a clever hoax, i found cleverbot from a post by phage, and I'm suprised he was taken in by it,master debunker that he is. cleverbot indeed works by having users speak to each other and randomly swithing them around along with random statements or questions inserted with switching. when it said i was the bot and it was a human several times i began to become suspicious, then it said it was male, then female. it spoke german to me and then said it was in italy then later st.louis. after some time i was able to speak with another and we confirmed that we were both human. want proof? tell some one the truth and give them your email address, but disguise it because the program also seems to have a web address blocker. for example instead of say johndoe at yah oo dot x replace x with com.

posted on Jul, 20 2010 @ 02:43 AM
well,I guess having your first post on a thread come 6 months after the last one is a good way to get the last word. cleverbot is a hoax and all these cleverbot threads should be moved to the hoax forum. see you there.

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