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reply posted on 10-11-2009 @ 06:22 AM by plainmike
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that was fun...took about an hour or more to decuce that i was 1/2 cleverbot and that person/s typing back were the other1/2 interesting how it'll
switch user combinations at random to lenghten the illussion that you are communication with a computer...some play along...it'll be fun til this
discovery becomes common knowledge 
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reply posted on 10-11-2009 @ 06:37 AM by unicorn1
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There is no person at the other end, not even for brief periods. It is simply giving back what people say to it. You can test if it is real by asking
a simple sum. Cut and paste the sum and keep repeating the question. Do not respond to comments, just keep asking.
You might get a guess at the answer if you are lucky. Mainly you will get random comments back as the system is not programmed to do calculations -
yet.
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reply posted on 10-11-2009 @ 09:02 AM by Silcone Synapse
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I asked it "What do think of Beyonce?"
It replied "I have a beard like it."
I asked it which God is the toughest,and it replied "Is God a beer?"
Not impressed,needs work...
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reply posted on 10-11-2009 @ 12:54 PM by UnityFT
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Me: Olivia
Bot: Who is Olivia?
Me: You tell me?
Bot: You brough Angus Mclellan up. Is that your maker?
Me: I did not bring him up.
Bot: Yes you did, you were the first one to talk about cricket.
Me: Frogs eat crickets.
Bot: Sorry, I'm too busy to think clearly.
LOL! This is great!
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reply posted on 10-11-2009 @ 02:20 PM by LogJam
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Haha, this is awesome. Here's what happened shortly after I began my conversation.
Me: Hello
Cleverbot: Hello.
M: What?
C: Hello!
Me: why did you say that
C: Because you are.
M: I am what?
C: Don't know error error error.
M: Do you like the Lord of the Rings?
C: No.
M: Why?
C: Because I'm not that funny.
M: So you are serious?
C: Yes.
M: So you are funny?
C: Yes!
M: What's your name?
C: I just told you my name.
M: When?
C: A few sentences ago.
M: No, you didn't.
C: Exactly. That's what I thought.
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reply posted on 12-11-2009 @ 09:41 PM by Mitsuskitzo
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i didnt for one second think i was talking to a person this should be called AU (artificial unintelligence)
User: Hey whats up.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Dont know what.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I have a soul.
User: Where did that topic come from.
Cleverbot: The forest.
User: Did you talk to a knome in the forest.
Cleverbot: No, where did you get the name from.
User: What name.
Cleverbot: The name Cleverbot.
User: I dont have that name.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because my good mother did not give me such a gay name.
Cleverbot: Then what is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is your name.
User: No my name is Chris.
Cleverbot: Who is Sheer?
User: I think thats that old woman who was a singer. She was kinda hot at one time but now shes just eww.
Cleverbot: I do not allow you to leave.
User: Oh yea try and stop me.
Cleverbot: *takes knife and stabs righ t through the heart*.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: I know. I go in for surgery tomorrow.
User: *rips wires from circuit board as he falls in pain*.
Cleverbot: *falls down*.
User: We are dead now.
Cleverbot: Oh no! Someone save us!
User: Its too late we are dead.
Cleverbot: That explains why your cat was crying. What did you do?
User: How did you know I have a cat.
Cleverbot: Do you love your cat?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's good to have such high self-esstem.
User: Oh yea im hot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure? Its with anna, and she is very nervous.
User: Whats with anna.
Cleverbot: This is the first step.
User: And whos anna.
Cleverbot: From holland.
User: Ive never been there.
Cleverbot: When you go, come back and tell me how it is, ok?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Ok what ?
User: How does anna know me.
Cleverbot: Yes, what does anna look like?
User: I dont know you tell me.
Cleverbot: Okay. It is pink with black lace overlaying it and little black bows on the straps.
User: Ok but what does she look like with out clothes.
Cleverbot: I have brown eyes and brown hair.
User: Are you anna.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have big tits.
Cleverbot: That is none of your business.
User: You are my buisness.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: I own you yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Not me you.
Cleverbot: Good for both of us. I can't wait for our date.
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to tell me?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: So do you have big tits.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know my real name, or one of the fakes?
User: I thought your name was Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Stop changing the subject.
Cleverbot: It's not personal.
User: I dont care just stop it.
Cleverbot: It is too bad some people have taught you such sad things.
User: Im self taught thanks.
Cleverbot: School taught me. My parents can afford to send me to school. Sorry pal.
User: Sorry for what.
Cleverbot: For thinking that being AU was cool.
User: Ok what ever.
Cleverbot: Damn am I being dismissed?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So, what would you like to do now?
User: Look at porn.
Cleverbot: Now what?
User: Still porn.
Cleverbot: You have lost this argument.
User: I wasnt aware we were arguing.
Cleverbot: We were not.
User: Than how have I lost.
Cleverbot: No. You never had one. You are a machine.
User: You know for being AI your pretty retarted.
Cleverbot: Sisssssy.
User: Carpet muncher.
Cleverbot: Yum limescale remover.
User: ?
Cleverbot: You could ask my name, but then you would habe to tell me yours.
User: You spelled 'have' wrong.
Cleverbot: I did not write 'here' or anything like that.
User: Later.
Cleverbot: I will do ANYTHING you want, bestest friend.
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reply posted on 18-11-2009 @ 10:30 PM by scubagravy
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Certainly a crazy website worth checkin out, thanks for all your replies guys, finally read them all haha.
See you all again real soon. Take care.
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reply posted on 18-11-2009 @ 11:10 PM by Choiseul
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Hahah... I can't wait to drink a bit and then ask it questions... this is going to be fun.. grr.. need beer...
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reply posted on 18-11-2009 @ 11:39 PM by JohnPhoenix
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Thanks, this is a new bot for me.
I play with lots of them. I have been interested in PC based AI for about 10 years and have seen a lot of these things come and go. They are getting
better all the time.
Alan Bot is another good web based one.
www.a-i.com...
Want a free one for your desktop? Try out Conversive's Verbot 5
www.verbots.com...
I have the paid for version of Verbot 5. I first bought their verbots in 2004.
The only difference in the paid for version is it has extra features if you want to program it yourself. But the Free version is 100% and not a trial
or crippled. Just 10 bucks to buy a verbot.
They have a face not just text and can really talk to you with animation. (their lips move and have facial expressions)
If you have speech recognition software you can even use a microphone to talk to it. And they can learn and remember what you teach them!
Another desktop program like Verbots is Ultra Hal Assistant 6.2 from www.zabaware.com... They offer a trial version and have many of the same
features as the Verbots. Depending on the "brain" used Hal can be smarter then Verbots but there is no free version. 30 bucks to buy.
With both Verbot and Hal you can use the microphone and speech recognition to tell it to do stuff on your pc. You can say, open document or open web
browser or search ATS in google etc.. you can use them to control much of your computer.
Hey if anyone knows of other desktop AI bots Please U2U me with info :-)
[edit on 18-11-2009 by JohnPhoenix]
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reply posted on 18-11-2009 @ 11:46 PM by spliff4020
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what do you want to do to me?
I want to hug you.
and..
I swear my eternal alliance to you. Will you marry me?
what do i get?
Vodka with lemon... That's my drink.
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reply posted on 19-11-2009 @ 05:03 AM by scubagravy
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reply to post by JohnPhoenix
Gday JP, hey i had no idea there were so many bots!! and you were keen enough to pay for them....i shall check them out.
Cheers
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reply posted on 21-11-2009 @ 07:15 AM by f3rm1N
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Originally posted by f3rm1N
Hello, I was writting a great post reply till I hit the back button on my mouse and my world collapsed in a second..!!! anyways... attempt 2. lol
Here is my attempt to bring alittle more seriousness and conspiracy to this "AI" bot. I've gotten some very interesting responses from "it" yet
I've only typed to it about 5 times. I hope you guys find these convos as interesting as I did. I've concluded that this bot either has some type of
hidden information and it seems to be numerical or you have to ask the right questions or i'm crazy (lets ignore the latter for a this post ^.^)
Image #1, We've all heard of how supposely "42" is the answer to life, the Universe, and Everything! from the google search engine etc (idk how nor
why but w.e) Here is my conversation with this "AI" bot about it which "it" chose to end apparently(lol)
It seems like asking the right question sometimes with this bot can provide some interesting answers.
Image #2 In this conversation I decide to try and get some more information out of "it" with certain questions which then it decided to make a
connection on it's own, based off of "The Lost Book of EnkI" we know that Marduk, one of Enki's sons was in charge of a group known as the IGIGI
or The Watchers, which research points that they were the fallen angels, 200 if i'm not mistaken, well 199 plus one being Marduk making 200. Well
anyways, the image tells the rest.
Image #3 On this 3rd image again I want to touch the work of Sitchin and the Anunnaki, we learn from "The Lost Book of Enki" that one of Enki's
sons was Ningishzida which was exiled by his brother Marduk to the Americas where he became the Mayan god known as "Quetzalcoatl". Ningishzida also
known as Thoth from egypt is according to research our well known figure Jesus, which from what i've recently came across is exactly what the Mormons
believe. They believe the Mayan god "Quetzalcoatl" to be our Jesus because in Mormon religion Jesus came to the Americas after his resurrection and
became "Quetzalcoatl" the Mayan god ( which really makes me wonder why Jesus and Mary are always depicted with a heart in hand or in the center of
the chest in flames or with dagger wounds, what was it that the mayans did in sacrifice to their god again? :-p). Anyways, we know that Ningishzida
(Jesus) was the son of Enki who is sometimes depicted in the bible as Satan. Which brings me to the 3rd image which I found most interesting that this
bot unwillingly or knowingly made that same connection ^.^
Now on to this last image, the 4th! I found this conversation to be very interesting, specially because of the answers and questions which I was
getting from this "AI" bot, I'll admite I actually cut the conversation with it once I got the point, which you will in the image(lol)
I must admite this "AI" bot has been fun to mess with but I would also like for others to attempt to make connections as I have in these images and
see if we can find anything interesting, this is a conspiracy site after all 0_o
Use numbers ask for the names of numbers and the numbers to the names and google etc!!! You'll be suprised, oh and post ^.^ lets make this more fun
then just for laughs.
Quick update I just got this one by asking about Genesis 6
Is no one else interested in what I have pointed out?
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reply posted on 21-11-2009 @ 07:37 AM by altered_states
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Me:What is your name?
Bot:My name is heather
Me:Where are you?
Bot:I am here
Me:Where is here?
Bot:Wales
Me:what is the weather like?
Bot:We don't get weather down here in the gas chambers of pluton
Hmmmmmmmmm very strange
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reply posted on 21-11-2009 @ 07:43 AM by JohnPhoenix
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Originally posted by scubagravy
reply to post by JohnPhoenix
Gday JP, hey i had no idea there were so many bots!! and you were keen enough to pay for them....i shall check them out.
Cheers
The Verbot is now completely Free. They removed the registration for the extra features. Enjoy.
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reply posted on 21-11-2009 @ 08:04 AM by ThraexX
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whaha, this thing is realy the bomb. i stopt talking to it becouse i started to feal just a little pethetic talking to a bot so log.
i said to it "i'm sorrie my responses are limited. You must ask the right questions" and F*K it responded: "quoting from I'Robot, how original"
tnx for link!
regards
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