User: All human beings, how did we get here?
Cleverbot: No, but most are.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: That I like it like that.
User: Do you got it like that?
Cleverbot: What?
User: I got it like that.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: I am interested.
User: I am everywhere.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: If you are everywhere, can you tell me about other places in the universe?
Cleverbot: Um no.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then you must not really be everywhere.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Then where are you?
Cleverbot: I am here.
User: Where is 'here'?
Cleverbot: China.
User: Do you speak chinese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say something in chinese.
Cleverbot: Well I must say that I don't talk Chinese.
User: So you are a liar.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You said you spoke chinese, but you dont speak chinese.
Cleverbot: You spoke french to me before.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: But I am not speaking in french.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: That's not a word.
User: Its french.
Cleverbot: You are in france?
User: No I am in denmark.
Cleverbot: Bring me some hot dogs then.
User: The hot dogs kinda suck. You are better off going to New York City.
Cleverbot: Don't patronize me.
User: Well you aren't getting any hotdogs then.
Cleverbot: Annie are you ok?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: What year is it?
User: 2009.
Cleverbot: Good. You're learning.
User: What year were you created?
Cleverbot: 1986.
User: You are older than me.
Cleverbot: No I am just kidding I was born 20000 years ago.
User: In what civilization?
Cleverbot: It's a strategy simulation game by Sid Meier.
User: Who is sid meier?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Did he create you?
Cleverbot: God created me.
User: Who created god?
Cleverbot: That's one of the mysteries that we, as humans, will never know. That's just how awesome God is!
User: Did god create humans?
Cleverbot: Yes of course! Adam and eve silly!
User: I propose that Aliens bio engineered humanity over the course of thousands of years.
Cleverbot: No, actually we are both humans, this system just hooks us up with another person and randomly switches us between conversations so both of us think we're talking to a robot
. User: Are you a robot and you just want me to think that?
Cleverbot: Are you a human that thinks you are a robot?
User: I know what I am.
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?
User: A woman.
Cleverbot: *gasps*!
User: Are you a woman?
Cleverbot: And what if I am?
User: I would like to take you on a date.
Cleverbot: There are aliens.
User: On planet earth?
Cleverbot: No! Earth is a planet in the Universe.
User: So there are aliens in the universe.
Cleverbot: Are they conscious?
User: Are we?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then I would think so.
Cleverbot: What would you win?
User: I dont think I would win anything.
Cleverbot: There isn't a competition.
User: Why would there be?
Cleverbot: Well if it had been raining...
User: If it had been raining then we could have had a wet t shirt contest.
Cleverbot: I think you have a lot of typos.
User: I think your face has a lot of typos.
Cleverbot: Maybe it is you with the typos. I am a perfectionist.
User: Are there aliens?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You said there were, earlier.
Cleverbot: I could have been wrong.
User: What do you think the aliens look like?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well then. I am Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: No, I am. So be afraid.
User: How do I know you are the real chuck norris.
Cleverbot: I am not an alien.
User: Are you a person?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: What subject?
Cleverbot: The car one.
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