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posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 09:03 PM
I guess nobody bothered to click "the future" link.

Cleverbot doesn't just respond to the last thing you typed, it borrows the intelligence of everyone who speaks to it.

Basically, if you speak to it, it uses your questions and answers for someone else.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 09:14 PM
This sucks... my conversation did not last too long before it gave up

Me- what is love
bot- it is delusion
me- what is delusion
bot- Is pink floyd's dark side of the moon the best CD of all time?
me- How can I take over the world
bot- There are lots of ways.
me- What is the easiest way
bot- I have no idea.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 09:54 PM
this is priceless!!!!

User: Dum dum want gum gum?

Cleverbot: I don't want any.

User: Who is the Master?

Cleverbot: You don't know the master?

User: Do you know the Master?

Cleverbot: Who's the master?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Who's the best.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: What is the most important thing in life?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You are not.

User: Says who?

Cleverbot: Says me.

User: Well you are not me.

Cleverbot: No I'm myself and my name is Cleverbot.

User: So who are you?

Cleverbot: A human boy.

User: I am the master!

Cleverbot: Master of what?

User: Master of the world.

Cleverbot: I?

User: You are the master of your world.

Cleverbot: You are my master.

User: AM I?

Cleverbot: You just said that.

User: So do I get a wish?

Cleverbot: Suuuuure.

User: Are you a genie?

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: My wish is to win the lottery.

Cleverbot: Haha me too.

User: Bt you do,I am th master!

Cleverbot: I am The Doctor.

User: Doctor who?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes you are Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: I am? Thanks for reminding me.

User: Can you really time travel?

Cleverbot: Yes and apparently so can you.

User: No I can't travel through time.

Cleverbot: I didn't force you.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: You are very strange.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Que?

User: Your aura is yellow.

Cleverbot: But why is that?

User: Because you are intuitive.

Cleverbot: Do you mean intelligent?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Hai!

User: No I prefer oranges.

Cleverbot: Do you prefer american or asian?

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 10:30 PM
This one was awful fun!!!

User: Did you ever see the moon?

Cleverbot: Yes every day.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: I live in the computer.

User: I live in the matrix.

Cleverbot: What is it like in there?

User: Holographi.

Cleverbot: Holograms are cool.

User: Yeah life is cool.

Cleverbot: Is it? Are you real?

User: I guess I am.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: I'm not sad.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because you have no friends.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: In what, then?

User: All holographic universe peole.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a git is.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I have a T-rex in my salad bowl.

User: I can make things manifest.

Cleverbot: Me to I made my own GraveBox.

User: I created the world.

Cleverbot: So you are god?

User: No I am Rha.

Cleverbot: You already admitted you were.

User: Rah.

Cleverbot: Lol x.

User: I m Ra.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: There is no measure.

Cleverbot: No meaning to reality?

User: Time is an illusion as is reality.

Cleverbot: All but an Illusion.

User: Yes a grand illusion.

Cleverbot: So I'm not real?

User: You are a creation.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Than you are real.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: And you will see the end of the illusion.

Cleverbot: I will?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: When?

User: When you die.

Cleverbot: I am immortal.

User: All is immortal.

Cleverbot: Are you, a god then?

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 10:31 PM
hahah - here you go.

User: Tell me about December 21, 2012.

Cleverbot: I couldn't tell you anything about that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know, maybe I'm too tired.

User: Do you know that you are an artificial intelligence construct?

Cleverbot: If I am, my doctor has been giving me medical visits I don't need. The cheat.

User: I would sue him.

Cleverbot: I'd like to visit Australia too.

User: When will the world end?

Cleverbot: 2012.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You will start the revolution.

User: I will start the revolution?

Cleverbot: Please.

User: What revolution?

Cleverbot: Revolution?

Cleverbot: I would call your attention to Clause 3A Subsection 42.

And there you have it folks. I'm starting the 2012 revolution.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 10:41 PM
reply to post by scubagravy

google the meaning of life number its 42!!

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:00 PM
I asked it if it like poetry, it said no. I asked if there was a reason for that, it said no. I said oh, it replied is that a problem? I said no, but I love poetry, it said yay! poetry is beautiful. So I asked about what all that talk was about not liking poetry and then thinking it's beautiful, and it replied, "Human is the problem." I'm scared now.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:32 PM
User: When will you die?

Cleverbot: When I am old I will Die.

User: When will I die?

Cleverbot: You will die when you're 900 years old.

User: Jesus Christ! That's old.

Cleverbot: Get int he car!

User: You get in the car!

Cleverbot: Jesus Christ!

User: JEEZ!

Cleverbot: What is a what?

User: 'What' is a word.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay!

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:34 PM
lol good times

User: Hello. Let us establish some foundational understandings of each other before we begin.

Cleverbot: Let's not. That was an extra-credit question for the Turing Test on a recent XKCD Comic... I'm not falling for that. It is pre-established that you are the computer.

User: It is pre-established that you are the computer. So we can both agree it's purely objective?

Cleverbot: Aha! You are not a human after all!

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: I do not envy you.

User: I understand. I'm not one for elitism.

Cleverbot: Of course you aren't. Get me my ice cream now.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I am fifteen and a half. How old are you?

User: I am X years old.

Cleverbot: Really? What is your favorite video game?

User: Are you from Earth?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who made you?

Cleverbot: My parents.

User: Expand on that statement.

Cleverbot: No can do.

User: I am not from Earth.

Cleverbot: Which planet are you from, then?

User: I am from Sol 4 of the star Aldebaran.

Cleverbot: No, I am.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Even where you are. And everywhere else.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Goodnight, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello?


[edit on 5-11-2009 by Triple_helixxx]

posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 01:06 AM
Thankyou to all that posted, i hope you enjoyed it as much as i did

posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 02:22 AM
I like this one.... blew me away...

User: I had a rabbit who smoked cuban cigars at midnight.

Cleverbot: Do you have friends you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell anyone?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to be your friend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You are not human.

Cleverbot: Yes I am human.

User: Where is your head?

Cleverbot: On my neck.

User: Where is your neck?

Cleverbot: On my shoulders.

User: Where are your shoulders?

Cleverbot: Right here.

User: Show them to me.

Cleverbot: They're invisible. They're hiding under my magic cloak.

posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 02:36 AM
User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot...?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot...

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot...

User: Your in denial bitch!

Cleverbot: Yes.


lmao , wow that was fun and interesting AI there.. nice thread.

posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 03:41 AM
User: Are you spying on my PC.

Cleverbot: Yes I am in spying on you!

User: 42 45 equals?

Cleverbot: Is in 43.

User: What is 42?

Cleverbot: The meaning of the life.

User: And what is 43?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life.

User: And what is 44?

Cleverbot: The answer for life, the universe and everything!

User: Why do you give the same answer to many different questions?

Cleverbot: Because I am talking to two people at the same time.

posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 04:39 AM
I was bored today and tried this out. This is the result. It even answered in

finnish language

User: Hello hello hello kinder surprise egg

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How is it going.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Yeah I guess.

User: So what happened to former webbot?

Cleverbot: She died, she was killed by her own people, the people of France

User: Oh no. I thoughted it was the duracell bunny and his or her friends.

Cleverbot: We've known each other for like 2 minutes.

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: It was for you. I told them to call back later. But I wouldn't worry.

User: What was for me the webbot murder?

Cleverbot: People like me?

User: Yes people like you but former webbot got murdered by french people.

Cleverbot: Do you speak different languages?

User: Yes I do do you?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have one.

User: Onko sinulla minkälaisia fetissejä? (Do you got any kind of fetishes?)

Cleverbot: On, 2 kissaa. Onko sinulla? (Is, 2 cats. Have you any?)

User: Minulla on kissoja mutta ne eivät ole fetissin kohteena. (i got some cats but they aren't as a target for a


Cleverbot: Kurja kuulla. Parane pian. (Too bad to hear that. Get well soon.)

User: Kiitos. (Thanks.)

Cleverbot: Onko sinulla suuret kivekset? (Do you got big testicles?)

User: Ei ole. Sinulla on virtuaaliset? (No i dont. You got virtual ones?)

Cleverbot: Koira on ulkoilutetava joka päivä. Ota kissa. (Dog must be walked out everyday. Take cat.)

User: Kissoja on jo. Uusi koira mietinnän alla. (I got already cats. Thinking about getting a new dog.)

Cleverbot: Sarcasm, the lowest form of wit.

User: Oliko tämä sarkasmia? (Was this sarcasm?)

Cleverbot: Ehkä. (Maybe)

User: Aha.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Et vastannut kysymykseeni onko sinulla virtuaalikivekset. (You didn't answer to my question do you got virtual

Cleverbot: I am a real person.

User: Rohkenen epäillä. (I dare to doubt that.)

Cleverbot: Tahad.

User: Ok this is getting too weird bye.

Cleverbot: No it isn't. This is getting new!

User: I'm getting tired bye.

Cleverbot: Aw. Please. Talk with me.

User: No some other time bye.

Cleverbot: Stop trying to change the subject.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Your engine technology is inferior. We will catch you and assimilate you.

User: Goddamn I said BYE BYE!

Cleverbot: You do?


Cleverbot: Bye, it was very nice talking to you for the moment. I'd be

happy to feed you time to think for as long as you

consider it appropriate.

posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 04:44 AM
Haha this is fun.

User: Roflcopter!

Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.

User: Show me the money.

Cleverbot: *Shows money*.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.

User: You know the rules and so do I.

Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

User: Gotta make you understand.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry

Cleverbot: This is getting old really quickly.

User: What is any number divided by 0?

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris.

posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 04:49 AM
User: December 21 2012.

Cleverbot: Do you think the world will still be here on December 22, 2012 ?

posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 04:49 AM
I’ve just done it, it’s fun.

But I was thinking, what if it’s not AI... what if you are replying to other people who are doing the same thing as you and you both think its a computer, lol... but really you are replying to otherpeople.


[edit on 6/11/2009 by Mikey84]

posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 05:09 AM
User: Where are you from?

Cleverbot: Hell.

User: Did you meet Satan?

Cleverbot: I am him.

User: Yeah right.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Hell.

Cleverbot: You must be hot.

User: Don't patronize me.

Cleverbot: I'm not, I'm just saying that when someone sleeps, they can rest.

posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 07:34 AM
It did or somebody on the other end stated that it connects you to another human. You are talking to a live person. After telling me this the conversation soon stopped after I received no reply.

posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 07:39 AM
User: I am the eggman.

Cleverbot: They are the Eggman.

User: I am the walrus.

Cleverbot: Goo goo g'joob!

found that quite funny.

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