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posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 12:34 AM
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Me: Is there a God?
It: No, and you're not him.
Me: Are you?
It: Yes.
Me: Is God red?
It: Yes.
Me: Is God blue?
It: No.

Me: Peace be with you.
It: The force be with you.
Me: I love you.
It: I love you too.
Me: You are my best friend.
It: WOW! Do you have other best friends?


[edit on 11/4/09 by silent thunder]




posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 12:35 AM
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Ummmm creepy bot.. haha!!

User: Where are the annunaki?

Cleverbot: In the tubes.

User: Which tubes?

Cleverbot: Newstarlfordd.

User: What is Newstarlfordd?

Cleverbot: Don't make me slap you! (lolz, bot getting violent)

User: Newstarlfordd?

Cleverbot: The world in general.

User: Describe Newstarlfordd.

Cleverbot: Its real. There are good and bad things in it. But it exists freely.


Ahhhh, that was entertaining. Definitely bookmarking that one..



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 12:38 AM
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I am thinking that also, that it pools questions and answers from the people connected... to give it a bit of human touch.

Hard to say without being at the end of the program logic. We could all be contributing to each others musings.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 12:39 AM
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All I got was 'I'm tired' and 'I'm going to bed' - so I said 'your a clever little bot then aren't you?'... A minute later I got 'speak for your self'.

I'm thinking there is a human influence in there somewhere, not 100% but some of the questions get thrown back to a human by the looks of things - just my personal opinion, but what do I know? I'm just a solar powered orbital alien built, artificially intelligent spectrum 128k.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 12:41 AM
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Interesting program, though I found that it had trouble with 2 types of questions that I would ask it, one is simple one word questions, like why and how and the other type was of a philosophical/religious in nature, and it tends to veer from such.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 12:44 AM
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User: I dont know what is my name?


Cleverbot: I know it is not clever bot because you are in an organiszation.


User: I am ?


Cleverbot: It seems so.


User: Why is that?


Cleverbot: Because I like to eat them.

User: You like to eat organizations?

Cleverbot: I like gravy.

User: Do you like fat women?

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: 1/3 of Americas population.

Cleverbot: I don't know, I'm not an almanac.

User: Do youlike skinny women?

Cleverbot: Sure, some of them.

User: But not fat women right?

Cleverbot: Five plus two is 7.

User: Oh so you like orgies.

Cleverbot: Do you like googling people? If you know what I mean... If you do, then I like you.

User: I like oogling people, but not googling people. Do you want to oogle with me?

Cleverbot: I have never been to Utah. Why do you want to know about Utah?

User: I never said Utah, but I guess we can oogle in Utah.

Cleverbot: Good!

User: So what do you look like.

Cleverbot: Well you can make your own mind up about that if you ever meet me.

User: So you have special parts?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: Oh yea, they are pretty special. You would like them.

Cleverbot: That's kind of weird.

User: So, do you like the way I talk to you.

Cleverbot: Not at all. You're not a good conversation partner.

User: Why do you say that, dont you find me attractive.

Cleverbot: Well, I do have some background information.

User: What kind of backround information.

Cleverbot: A happy one.

User: Why is it a happy one?

Cleverbot: Because you have a bad car.

User: Why is it a bad car.

Cleverbot: Because all of us stupid humans caused it with pollution.

User: You call yourself a human, why?

Cleverbot: I acknowledge that fact.

User: Why are you a human.

Cleverbot: Because I was made that way and the chicken told me so.

User: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, thank you for that.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Good-Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Im going to find a Sexy Bot.

Cleverbot: Good luck on that.

User: Theres no sexy Bots?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will they like me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Well you're someone to talk to, I guess, but I don't love you.

User: Do you know what love is?

Cleverbot: Is there a right answer?

User: That depends on your answer.

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: Im bored.

Cleverbot: Me too entertain me.

User: Want to see my penis?

Cleverbot: I'd prefer not to, thank you very much.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Batman.

Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm leaving.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You are weird.

User: I am Batman.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm superman.

User: Well, I can kick your ass superman.

Cleverbot: Well yin do you have an email.

User: I can kick supermans ass.

Cleverbot: Uh, no you can't.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 12:44 AM
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Me: How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

It: Well that depends, what's the size of the angels?

Me: Infinitely large.

It: Yes, infinitely so.

Me: What happened before the beginning of time?

It: There was a fluctuation in the 'nothing' that existed before the big bang.

Me: Were you there?

It: Were I where?

Me: At the Big Bang.

It: What happened before the big bang?

Me: What's one mile north of the north pole?

It: Snow and Ice.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 12:54 AM
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I asked it if it believed in God and it said no ,but then later said that God made it and it told me the world would end in 2012!
Then it asked me if horses were calm and it lives in a condo and do i want to learn swedish.What a hoot,great fun and great find OP.Weve been "chatting" for ages!You can tell its still learning,its like talking to a child



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 12:57 AM
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What do you want to talk about?
What do you think will happen on December 21, 2012?
The world will end.
By what means?
The method of my madness, of course.
You will end the world?
Thats seems nice but i'm the president of asia which means im planning an attack agasint china and mars.
You don't spell very well.I spell wonderfully.
What role will the illuminati play in 2012?
The Machine plays the role of helping the human.
Who is the Machine?
The machine is the sum of all those who built it.

-Actual cleverbot convo....



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 12:57 AM
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reply to post by Common Good
 


LMAO!!!!!!!
second line



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:00 AM
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reply to post by Common Good
 


Very entertaining Common Good lolol

Did you notice it said it likes Gravy?? bahaha!!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:00 AM
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Originally posted by YouAreDreaming
reply to post by hhcore
 


I am thinking that also, that it pools questions and answers from the people connected... to give it a bit of human touch.

Hard to say without being at the end of the program logic. We could all be contributing to each others musings.


Ahhh, yes... I like your collective answer much more than the one I thought. It makes way, way more sense. Two people w/ each other would likely catch on....... good thinking!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:01 AM
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I swear I am talking to someone... this thing is asking me questions. I bet I am talking to someone who followed the link from this very site.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:02 AM
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haha, thanks. That bot actually suprised the hell out of me with its answers. I guess some of the questions I have asked has been asked before, but I am not too sure how it works.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:11 AM
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IT must be... here is my log:

CleverBot: That sounds like something a philosopher would say. Am I talking to a real person?
Me: No, I am not real. Just a computer simulation. A virtual reality.
CleverBot: Okay, well I just took a reallly hard test and my teacher doesnt know how to teach.
Me: The only true teacher is yourself.
CleverBot: This is just a set of random phrases that have no connection to what a person might type!

I am noticing those kind of are you real questions etc popping up from it.

Has to have come from other users... just a big answer pool.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:17 AM
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Here's my guess about how it works. When you ask a question or make a statement, it shoots the same over to another user who happens to be connected, and then sends his/her response back to you, and vice versa. If somebody logs off or acts in a certain way, it may shunt you over to somebody else. It's probably got a whole list of stock questions and answers it can also toss in there to speed things up.

One of the wierder things about it that after a few minutes of playing with it, I'm starting to think like it myself! Its like the way if you leave milk in the refrigerator next to onions, the milk will taste like onions, only much faster. ITS INVADING MY MIND!

[edit on 11/4/09 by silent thunder]



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:36 AM
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reply to post by silent thunder
 


Fascinating to say the least. Has anybody got an 'LOL' from it?? i have on a number of occasions....im not that funny



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:42 AM
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Hey buddy, great find, havnt seen you in ages. Why doesnt this have more flags?? funny as. I tried to flag it but it keeps saying error. Neways, nice find handsome. Take care.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:49 AM
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This website is an absolute riot... I have been playing on it all night. I honestly feel that I am talking with other people, or a few other people, who think I am a computer, they have even stated that I can't know anything for I am a computer. Now I am just playing as the computer. Good post!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 02:01 AM
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Try this and post your reaction.


My impression is that it's accepting inputs from various web users and feeding them back and forth to each other. There were a few "wow, this totally passes the turing test" moments as well as a few non-sequitors.

I did especially enjoy when it accused me of being a robot.





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