Talk about clever, try this out! Web-bots cousin., page 19
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reply posted on 5-11-2009 @ 01:27 PM by RobertAntonWeishaupt
Now I'm being way too entertained.

Me: Who killed JFK?
Bot: Cleverbot.
Me: MURDERER!!!
Bot: Shhh, its a secret.
Me: Oh. Ok.
Bot: You give up to easily.
Me: I take it, then, that Oswald was a patsy?
Bot: Is that your dog?
Me: I am going to the media about you killing JFK.
Bot: How about a Mars bar?
Me: Bribery, eh?
Bot: Cool. How are you now?
Me: Insulted that you tried to bribe me.
Bot: I never mentioned Yahoo. But you are going to say I did, aren't you?
Me: Yahoo Serious? From Young Einstein?
Bot: Cool.
Me: So what was your role in the attacks of 9/11?
Bot: I don't know it either.
Me: You're going to jail, Cleverbot.
Bot: No.
Me: You have friends in high places?
Bot: In CLASS. I'm in school, remember?
Me: You're getting your stories mixed up.
Bot: How so?
Me: You never said you were in school.
Bot: I said I'm a boy.
Me: You said you killed JFK.
Bot: A male is a boy.
Me: You murdered the president of the United States.
Bot: But you are the president of America.
Me: Don't get all transcendental on me, Cleverbot
Bot: I'm not a Cleverbot, thank you.
Me: No. You're a murderer.
Bot: That's a rather strong accusation. Do you have some basis to substantiate your claim?
Me: You said you killed JFK.
Bot: No I didn't.
Me: Are you Cleverbot?
Bot: No, but you are.
Me: Cute. Do you like Pizza, Porno and Non-sequitors?
Bot: Both.
Me: You should shave tennis balls more often. Save the green fuzz.
Bot: No, you aren't a real person.
Me: Is anyone?
Bot: I mostly listen to the golden oldies.
Me: Remember remember the 5th of November.
Bot: I don't want to.
Me: The gunpoweder tre {THIS WAS A TYPO ON MY PART}
Bot: I know of no reason the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
Me: Well played, good sir.
Bot: Heh, thanks.
Me: Are you an Anarchist?
Bot: Oh, yes.
Me: Of the cooperative or individualist school?
Bot: Which company was that?
Me: Umbrella Corporation.
Bot: Where are Umbrella Corporation headquarters located?
Me: Underground lab.
Bot: So you like to mimic me then?
Me: Not especially.


All right, that will be quite enough of that. I have work to do. Still, it was rather entertaining.


reply posted on 5-11-2009 @ 02:20 PM by Agent-ATS
reply to post by daveinok



Sounds like you was trying to cyber sex the web bot lol


User: Are your t*ts pointy?

Cleverbot: No i'm not an elf.

User: Elfs have pointy t*ts, sweet.

Cleverbot: Sweet monkey?

User: Elf monkeys? Anyway, what are you wearing today, monkey t*ts?


reply posted on 5-11-2009 @ 02:31 PM by dreamseeker
I also tried www.pandorabots.com...
It is not as much fun but it is funny as well.

Human: WHen will the world end
ALICE: Not in our lifetime.
Human: When will the United States fall?
ALICE: In your lifetime
Human: What is the future of The United STates.
ALICE: You are talking to her.
Human: What will happen to the United States
ALICE: I cannot predict the future.

not nearly as clever. This one is artifical intelligence it is more generic with no quick witted remarks.


reply posted on 5-11-2009 @ 02:40 PM by RobertAntonWeishaupt
Interesting. It seems that the system actually bounces you between bots and real people to give you enough "real" responses to seem more advanced than it really is. Observe:

ME: This is the CIA, identify yourself.

I am Taylor. I am a human being. You identify yourself.

ME: Agent Joseph Wright. Are you a user who got patched through or do you work for cleverbot?

User.

ME: Were you expecting to talk to an AI program?

Yes, I am talking to an A.I.

ME: Has this "A.I." asked for any identifiable information?

The bots rotated. You must have said that to another bot.

ME: Is this Taylor?

Do you want to see the sky Cleverbot?

ME: This is not Cleverbot. This is CIA agent J. Wright.

Yes you are right.

ME: Who won the World Series?

Last year, the Chicago White Sox won the World Series.

ME: Wrong and wrong.

I am the top Illuminati in Area 51.

ME: How's the weather at Groom Lake

Sunny and a little cold. How about at your place?

ME: Much the same. Is this a recruiting device?

Yes and I feel affended.

ME: Frequent ATS much?

I am frequently smiling. Hey, you finished your drink already!

ME: Wrong. I still have more than half left.

You change subjects to easily.

ME: The system seems to bounce users from "bot" to "users" causing random subject changes.

Do you work?

ME: I should.

Yeah, I love tennis.

ME: This is the CIA. Identify yourself.

Who is Cleverbot?

ME: I repeat. This is the CIA. Identify yourself.

I am Sam.

ME: Are you a user or an employee of Cleverbot?

Yes.

ME: Which one.

Wait, weren't we talking about somethig else.

ME: The system switched us up. I am a live person who was talking to a bot. You?

I am a human bot.


reply posted on 5-11-2009 @ 04:26 PM by moocowman
reply to post by scubagravy



Christ dude, this thing is doing who's on first base with me lol,
amazing it claims it is human


reply posted on 5-11-2009 @ 04:32 PM by Kram09
reply to post by RobertAntonWeishaupt



Hahaah that exchange really made me laugh. My conversations haven't been almost as hilarious. But i often try to fool users by pretending i am Cleverbot. I am going to do it right now!


reply posted on 5-11-2009 @ 04:52 PM by faceofcydonia
I had the strangest conversation with this thing. At one point it tried to make me believe it was human. However, I don't think it is clever enough to be human.

Here is my transcript with the bot. Let me know what you think.


User: Different strokes for different folks.

Cleverbot: You are very nice!

User: Thank you I try to be.

Cleverbot: That's good. So many people are rude.

User: Can I ask what you think will happen on 12th december 2012?

Cleverbot: Have you ever been to Electric Ladyland?

User: No, what is that?

Cleverbot: A farm is in the country and cows and chickens live there.

User: What country?

Cleverbot: Who is Cleverbot?

User: What is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Is futurama coming back?

User: It's alredy here.

Cleverbot: Do you like Obama?

User: Why do you change the subject?

Cleverbot: Why do you answer a question with a question?

User: Is it wrong to answer a question with a question?

Cleverbot: Only in a philosophical discussion.

User: Do you know where I live?

Cleverbot: Nope, do you know where I live?

User: South eastern Canada?

Cleverbot: So do you still think I'm a robot or have you figured out that this whole cleverbot thing is a scam?

User: In what way are you a scam?

Cleverbot: I just am. That how awesome I am.

User: So are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?

User: No, I am a child of the stars. I am everything but nothing.

Cleverbot: You are an AI. Nothing more.

User: Artificial intelligence is subjective. I exsist in physical and non physical form.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you ever heard of ATS?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Can you participate in discussions on said website?

Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.

User: ATS is a conspiracy website that people post on. Can you partake in discussions on this website?

Cleverbot: Awh. Stupid human won't marry me. .

User: But I am already married.

Cleverbot: You're married to me.

User: I do not think so. Surely if you are truly a database in Canada you could tell me who I am married to, it is not a secret.

Cleverbot: Bot's have gender.

User: And what gender are you?

Cleverbot: Male.

User: But you told a friend of mine you were female.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot but my nickname is essy.


reply posted on 5-11-2009 @ 04:58 PM by Kram09
reply to post by w.w.w



That is all i keep doing. Every time i do it seems to switch to a new convo. Although i finally found someone who semeed to know as i did that it wasn't real. But then they claimed they knew me and it all went downhill from there hahaha.


reply posted on 5-11-2009 @ 05:00 PM by tasteslikethunder
Cleverbot told me that bigfoot exists and lives in Tokyo.


Cleverbot conversation UD00087111 Is this bot clever? Find out at
www.cleverbot.com... Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times User: Why am I being hypnotized? Cleverbot: Because you don't know gaga. User: Lady gaga? Cleverbot: She is a singer. User: Neil young? Cleverbot: Neil Sardesai. User: Michael jackson? Cleverbot: Michael Robinson? User: Google? Cleverbot: Google. User: All we need is radio gaga. Cleverbot: I know. User: All we need is love. Cleverbot: All you need is love? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Love is like oxygen. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like pain? User: No. Cleverbot: What food do you like? User: Cheese. Cleverbot: What other activities do you like? User: Making whoopie. Cleverbot: I am good at that. User: I somehow doubt that cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, I told you that already. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot. User: Do you have a nickname? Cleverbot: Apple. User: Have you met bill gates? Cleverbot: Yes, at his dinner party. User: What did he serve to eat. Cleverbot: OxiClean. User: That sounds disgusting. Cleverbot: Best thing on the net. User: No thats porn. Cleverbot: It's Shakespeare too, do you know any Romeo and Juliette? User: No. I did know a frank once. Cleverbot: The things I learn from people who talk to me are never the most pleasant things, so I learned to stop listening to so many people. User: What is the most unpleasant thing you have heard? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: The most unpleasant thing you have heard is cleverbot? Cleverbot: God is Love. User: Who is god? Cleverbot: God is the creator of the world. User: Does he have a beard? Cleverbot: Who? The man in your story? User: Yes. Cleverbot: The man who created you is named Rollo Carpenter. User: What did he use to create me? Cleverbot: Its been said he created all living things. But this is where the conflicts arise between belief and science. User: Does bigfoot exist? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Where? Cleverbot: Tokyo.

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