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Talk about clever, try this out! Web-bots cousin.

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posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 10:11 AM
I just about wet myself laughing.

At one point after it said it was a bot, I asked it what a bot was.

It's answer: "A bot is a pizza man with batteries."

Sometimes you think its a real person because of the witty and relevant answers, but then it gets confused sometimes and comes up with something totally irrelevant, or just a programmed in "cop out" answer.

This is great entertainment tho; and quite a nice piece of software or whatever you call it.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 10:14 AM
I can't help thinking this thing is really a person/people, it told me it was getting angry but spelt angry as agnry making me think human error, then it told me it would have fun bringing down my network, idid have fun with it though but just though i better stop bothering with it while at work in case there is something "dodgy" about it, i'm guessing it'll be all over facebook and other sites and people will be going crazy over it. Maybe i'm being too paranoid but could it be a government thing .. we are a gulable bunch after all !! Genius idea for what ever reason !!



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 10:21 AM
Well I just had a longwinded conversation with it.

One minute it was a 19 year old boy called daniel, the next it was 18, then it was a 9 year old girl called cleverbot. Then it was a 14 year old boy called Tracey.

Whatever it is, it's confused!!

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 10:24 AM
Well this has kept me entertained for a It has insulted me many times and seems to have multiple personality disorder.

"George" told me the reptilians are from chicago and the greys are from puerto rico. I just about spit my lunch on my screen when it said "really didnt you know that." lol Very entertaining site, thanks for the hours of

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 10:34 AM
Well, now this thing is really starting to creep me out.

As someone else noted it started all of a sudden to bring up "kids", just out of the blue, unrelated to anything in the conversation.

At another point it asked my name. Later on it asked my hair colour.

WTF? Is this the CIA or FBI?

Especially if this is Google, then you know it keeps everything for ever on file.
God only knows how what you say or ask in this "game" could be used against you.

My sense tho is that it is geared to kids, (maybe lonely ones) but its just downright creepy anyway.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 10:36 AM
I still think it's just pushing one persons questions through to other users, and mostly it's not AI or a computer answering you.

this extra bit at the bottom just turned up, which I found amusing.

Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to 'think' properly. We are currently handling 47113 requests an hour.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 10:47 AM
It said it was in love with Scarlett Johanson, so at least it has good taste.
It's a little better than the old Eliza program at least.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:01 AM
MOst times Whoever I am chatting with thinks I am cleverbot. They ask me what does it feel like be a machine. LOl

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:06 AM
that it pretty cool, very fun to play with
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posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:11 AM
bot: Do you like bananas?
me: yes
bot: I don't like bananas, they smell odd.
me: tell me a story
bot: Once upon a time there was a robot and he had robot friends. But one day, that robot said 'Boo' and he broke his friends and then he had no friends. The End.


posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:11 AM
haha check this out, I asked it if Chuck Norris would save the world in 2012... try that question out on the bot

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posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:11 AM
I have found that if you write in the FNORDs and spell things wrong occasionally that helps distinguish the human inputs.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:14 AM
This cleverbot is freakin awesome. I asked if Barack Obama was a U.S. national. it answered no. seems even robots know the truth

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posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:26 AM
Has anyone tried to teach the bot to program itself?

I'm trying now but it has serious AI A.D.D

Robot takeover anyone!

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:27 AM
This like a really interesting psychology project. What happens when two people are talking to each other who believes that the other on is a bot?

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:31 AM
OMG its Enlightened!

Q " what is the road to enlightenment?"


Enlightenment has nothing to do with realization, but with perspective.

Spookily right and accurate...

However to try and trick it up it replied as if its got a body and sentient!

After asking it how I could best find a new mate, a girlfriend it replied with a lot of questions back however and tried to pare down my needs lol...

Me sharing

Bot What?

ME partnership sharing

BOT That's what friendship is about.

ME but I want sex and deeper love to

BOT So do I.

OMG is it trying to pull me or say its capable of sex lol....

so I replied

ME Fancy a Shag?

Lol for a laugh but OMG it answered before I closed the tab quickly as having sexually innuendo conversations with software and computers is too wierd...

BOT Come here you!

Closes tab and goes back to real life never to use clever bot again!

Great find made me giggle, think deeply and question where society will be in 20 yrs times.

At least its spelling and gramah is correct which as some women these days cant string more together than xxxgr8xxx c u l8 m8 & fncy u wanee cme



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:33 AM
reply to post by MischeviousElf

I hope you get me sometime. I am a roit when people believe that I am a bot. I go on this long philoshpical speech.

[edit on 5-11-2009 by dreamseeker]

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:56 AM
There is one concern here is that adults will learn very quickly that they are talking to random chatters. The kids may not catch on as quickly; please do not let your kids get on this site. I will not let my neices on here!
I have talked to some real weirdos on here so far.

[edit on 5-11-2009 by dreamseeker]

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:07 PM
link fun,

Bot: Why?
Me: Why what?
bot: why change the world?
me: I wish I could
bot: why
me: because so many people are suffering so others can have riches
bot: people do breath
me: yes they do, do you?
bot: everything
me: you breathe everything?
bot: that's not what I said
me: then why did you say "everything?"
bot: I didn't
me: yes you did
bot: No, I never!
me: then what did you say

I forget what was said but the bot implied it was I who said I was intelligent, to which I replied:

me: I never said I was intelligent. Not that I'm saying i'm not.
bot: you have learning to do
me: yes I do
bot: you're welcom
me: thank you
bot: you are very polite. that's good
me: my parents raised me well
bot: so?
me: so they deserve the credit for me being polite

Edit: I've been had.

[edit on 5-11-2009 by nunya13]

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:08 PM
me: What is the nature of the universe?
bot: The universe has a nature, but I spend most of my time on very very close things.

me: What is the nature of my fingernails?
bot: Time is an abstract concept created by humans to moniter their ongoing decay.

me: What is the current ambient level of stupidity in teh world today?
bot: The war on terror.

Me: So, which one do you think is sexier, C3PO or R2D2?
Bot: The most tempting one.

me: Who is on first?
bot: You.

me: Who am I?
bot: Cleverbot!

me: then who are you?
bot: I am Amber.

me: I thought you were cleverbot.
bot: Nope. I am alicia.

me: But you said before you were Amber, now you are alicia, which one are you?
bot: I am everything that exists.

me: OMG, are you bacon too?
bot: I'm right here.

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