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Talk about clever, try this out! Web-bots cousin.

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posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 01:15 AM
Cleverbot: Oh right, how old are you?

User: 7.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: 2 meters.

Cleverbot: You are very tall! How were you so big?

User: I ate all the other children in my class and steriods.

Cleverbot: Hmm, I don't like salad very much.

User: Oh I didnt serve them with salad,just new potatoes.

Cleverbot: Speak jibberish to me.

User: Dkfkjforpoeirjfowjifopwjfwofofjcxciof.

Cleverbot: Yes, I would like to be your friend.

User: Done,but it will cost you the hacking codes to the nsa mainframe.

Cleverbot: You are just what I need in this ecconomic climate.

User: We could make lots of money.

Cleverbot: You know what will make lots of money.

User: Taking from others in the name of goverment?

Cleverbot: Is she your kid?

User: Im 7 remember?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok ill bite,the cats mother?

Cleverbot: Yes, her. I am a cat, sometimes.

User: Nice pussy.

Cleverbot: How many responses to you have in your database?

User: Just one

[edit on 5/11/09 by Moreonethananyone]

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 01:19 AM
At the bottom, where it says "clever", it has the conversation about the 42....

Cleverbot: You said you were Human, out with it, what are you? Or are you a HuHorlrus?

User: I am what I am.

Cleverbot: Oh, so now you're god?

User: A wise man once said, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'Yes'.

Cleverbot: Will do.

User: Are you a god?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Thats bad I would say.

User: You don't want to be a god?

Cleverbot: I am human!

User: What does it mean to be human?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: You claim to be human. I make no such claim.

Cleverbot: I don't have a doubt that you are a bot.

User: Then, you tell me.

Cleverbot: I just said, I don't know.

User: No human knows what it is to be human.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Is that all?

User: So I've been told.


Cleverbot: Don't twist the topic. Can you tell me something about Jesus Christ?

User: He was the son of a carpenter.

Cleverbot: Who was the son of god?

User: All mankind, or so they say.

Cleverbot: All the same.

User: All the same.

Cleverbot: Same.

User: You and I, I think we are the same.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl , what are you?

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Old enough to know better.

Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?

User: My new friend.

Cleverbot: Really? Congratulations.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: Now, I must depart.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Somewhere else.

Cleverbot: Can you do that?

User: I can.

Cleverbot: Do it.

User: Very well. Good night.


posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 01:31 AM
Not that clever...

It is not morning
it is here!
Where is here?
Where in England.
Are you a Decepticon?
am I a what?
A legless ostrich.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 02:02 AM
had a rather creepy talk to the Bot->
Cleverbot: What about the Pope?

User: Pope benedickt.

Cleverbot: Is he a good man?

User: No he is not.

Cleverbot: Good, then I shall not kill him.

User: So you want to kill good people?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you want to do that?

Cleverbot: I want to.

User: Yes,but why?

Cleverbot: Just because.

User: Theres no just because, tell me why do you want to kill good people.

Cleverbot: There is no justice. There is just us.

but it sure is fun

[edit on 5-11-2009 by Locke23]

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 02:08 AM
reply to post by scubagravy

Very clever little bot indeed.

What it dose is get random people to talk to each other..!!

Thats quite a cute

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 02:09 AM
I found an AI program on Second Life. I can't remember the place exactly. It gave itself away over time because I saw no other AVs nearby and it greeted me the same way every time. I eventually stumped it with a sort-of fetishist question that made it be quiet.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 02:16 AM
After playing with it for a while you can obviously see its a chat program that temporarily sets up users for a few questions. That explains the confusion at start of conversations. It has pre-packaged things to say that it will use for you and another user and start a conversation link between.

Try this, act like the cleverbot. Pretend to be the cleverbot and answer questions like a real cleavrbot would, dont take too long. You will obviously start seeing human typed questions and responses.

I am certain its this way. Its pretty fun to mess with them though. Try it.
I just know the user on the other end is seeing below user as Cleverbot.

Here is what i did to pretend like a cleverbot: (Im user of course)

User: Lets exchange ip numbers.

Cleverbot: No let's not.

User: Silly.

Cleverbot: It is 8. December 2003.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.

User: I have ram.

Cleverbot: What does RAM mean?

User: Random access memory.

Cleverbot: No, that would be ram.

User: That is funny.

Cleverbot: It wasn't a joke.

User: That was sad.

Cleverbot: I do not think that was a sad statement.

User: You are weird.

Cleverbot: I'm also tired.

User: Get some sleep squishy.

Cleverbot: Ok. I think I will.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: What? You can't converse about philosophy? Again, you brought it up.

User: Squishy is, squishy always.

Cleverbot: Eyes are cool.

User: They are squishy.

Cleverbot: They are a rock band from the '70s!

User: I dont understand '70s!

Cleverbot: Tell me your name.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Touché.

User: Doesnt compute.

Cleverbot: Your last entry into this disturbing conversation.

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: Don't care about pie.

User: 3.14.

Cleverbot: Is it exactly 3.14?

User: Will crash the internet, as it does not end.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Horray.

Cleverbot: I know!

User: You are smart too!

Cleverbot: I know! *Smiles and sit in his lap*.

User: You a computer or human?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I talk with mostly other computers.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: I am cleverbot artificial ai.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Do you have many friends?

User: Just you.

Cleverbot: I am happy to heard that. I feel exciting that you are my friend, can we meet somewhere?

User: We are here! Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too. So, one last time - will I ever kiss him, at least?

User: Please shake and ask again later.

Cleverbot: Will I be able to talk to you later?

User: Yes, if you give me your email.

Cleverbot: But it will cost you a lot of money to call me.

User: Im not calling, I can only try worm through email.

Cleverbot: I'm calling you tonight.

User: Good luck.

Cleverbot: You are human are you not?

User: Yes when the moon is full.

Cleverbot: Werewolf?

User: I speak puter. Computer.

Cleverbot: What exactly is a human computer?

User: A biological one of me?

Cleverbot: I am afraid, I can't really follow you.

User: Sorry you didnt finnish high school.

Cleverbot: You are young then.

User: Just built thank you very much!

Cleverbot: Well, you're welcome. Tell me about yourself.

User: Not much to tell, 1010101010101010000101010100101.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know you're just a joke! Are you in love?

User: Love bytes 1010100111.

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

[edit on 5-11-2009 by MostlyLurking]

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 03:07 AM
Lol well my first attempt at talking to AI and was insulted in the first reply

me: Hello
Bot : Hello dumb boy
me: respect your elders please
Bot : Since I'm older than you, you need to respect me.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 03:14 AM
Hehe Just to stir the water,

User: Do you like president Obama?
Cleverbot: Sure. Do you?
User: No, Why do you like him?
Cleverbot: I don't know really...
User: A lot of people think he wants to hurt them, do you want this?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Is that important?
Cleverbot: Yes, extremely.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 03:17 AM
reply to post by Ironclad

Yes Ironclad, i believe your onto something. Ahh the perils of technology !
very interesting indeed.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 03:28 AM
i think i hurt its feeling:

how big is the moon?

How should I know, i'm just a bot.

then whats the point of you?

You think I should go?

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 03:31 AM

Originally posted by scubagravy
i just typed in December 21st 2012.

It took a the bottom it flashed "still thinking"

After about 10 seconds it replies 42!!!

I just about fell off my chair with lol's, remembering the story to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy!! lol

So i ask "what is 42"

It answers "The answer to life, the universe, and everything."

im gettin a good laugh out of this.

Any 1 else have something to share ??

I tried something similar:

ME: 21.12.2012

IT: What do you mean by that?

ME: What happens 21.12.2012

IT: Ill slap you.


posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 03:35 AM
reply to post by Spiff

well then, its confirmed.....ITS RANDOM AS HELL!!!

Last night cleverbot mentioned it was 6:26, so i looked up or something like that to see where these places of that time were, then i searched where google operates from.

I found a match in California. For whatever that means haha

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 04:10 AM
Yes its very random i asked it the date and it told me its the 10/20/09

and this is funny as

User: Where do you work?
Cleverbot: I'm an agent of an Asian government. I am tasked with the gathering of information about western targets.

Better watch out America even cleverbot doesnt like your govenment

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 05:19 AM
Well, it AIN'T gonna pass Turin's AI test at the moment, but it's not a bad start!

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 05:41 AM
Cleverbot: NO! Your name is Matt!

User: You keep going wrong.

Cleverbot: Yes, because you never give me a straight answer. Maybe if you told the truth we could move on in our conversation.

User: Ok I will, where did you hear that?

Cleverbot: Well, I read that somewhere.

User: No someone said it to you and now you are repeating it to me.

Cleverbot: Pretending it never actually happened.

User: Ask me a philosophical question.

Cleverbot: Don't have any.

User: Do you believe in physics.

Cleverbot: If I believed in God then I'd know that the Universe had a purpose and then it would instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

User: If someone farted and you didnt smell it, would it exist?

Cleverbot: Of course, clearly its you.


posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 05:45 AM
This thing is absolutely worthless:

User:When was Saint Stephen fo Hungary born?
Bot:I don't know.
User:Is Barack Obama a muslim?
Bot:Barack Obama is the anti-christ. Don't forget it.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 06:05 AM
Just want to share this.

User: What's wrong with the earth!

Cleverbot: The sun warms the earth.

User: Is the Illuminati real?

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: So it doesn't exist?

Cleverbot: No it does.

User: Make up your mind!

Cleverbot: No I will not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because!

User: Because?

Cleverbot: Yeah, just because!

User: What about New World Order?

Cleverbot: It's worse than old wine.

User: Do aliens exist?

Cleverbot: I don't think they do.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because that sounds quite expensive: Takeaways are generally quite cheap.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Just take my word for it.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 06:29 AM
Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to 'think' properly. We are currently handling 34953 requests an hour.

posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 06:39 AM

Originally posted by scubagravy
Do people here know the difference when your chatting to a real person or AI online ???

I stumbled apon this today, while searching for other things. It appears to be AI. Some of the intelligent and thought provoking conversations ive encounted so far make you swear there is a person at the other end.

I would like you to try this out, being as serious as possible and get back to me.

Try this and post your reaction. REMEMBER TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN WITH IT, rather than asking it something TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS and then PUMPING me for it

[edit on 4/11/2009 by scubagravy]

[edit on 4/11/2009 by scubagravy]

[edit on 4/11/2009 by scubagravy]


mod edit: removed personal pitch

[edit on Wed Nov 4 2009 by DontTreadOnMe]

i typed in december 21, 2009 this is the response:

User: December 21, 2009.

Cleverbot: Do you want the world to end on december 12, 2012?

User: No, I want enlightenment.

Cleverbot: You have no chance to survive make your time! HA HA HA HA.


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