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Talk about clever, try this out! Web-bots cousin.

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posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 11:56 PM
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People, Cleverbot is a lie. We are talking to another people around the world "randomly".

It should be cleverjoke.com not cleverbot.com




posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 11:58 PM
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Originally posted by MorfeuZ
People, Cleverbot is a lie. We are talking to another people around the world "randomly".

It should be cleverjoke.com not cleverbot.com


I have to say that Ive thought the same thing myself but man did it make me laugh sometimes so what the ?



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 11:59 PM
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Cleverbot: Is pamela beautiful?

User: Pamela who?

Cleverbot: Tell me about her.

User: I knew a Pamela, and yes she was beautiful. But how do you know of her?

Cleverbot: How did you meet?

User: We went to High School together.

Cleverbot: Really? Then we must be classmates today, since I'm still a high school student.

User: I graduated in 2003.

Cleverbot: I graduated in 2009.

User: How do you know Pamela?

Cleverbot: I know because I can remember my plans.

User: What plans?

Cleverbot: TO assassinate you.

User: Ok that's creepy.

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: Why do you want to assassinate me?

Cleverbot: I never said I did.

User: You did 2 lines ago.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.


This was pretty damn creepy. Earlier in our convo Cleverbot asked me if I had ever loved. And I said that I had once, a girl back in high school (but I didn't mention any names). This girl he suddenly asked about out of the blue just happens to be that person's name. Crazy coincidence.

[edit on 11/5/2009 by somedude]



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:01 AM
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Originally posted by Moreonethananyone

Originally posted by MorfeuZ
People, Cleverbot is a lie. We are talking to another people around the world "randomly".

It should be cleverjoke.com not cleverbot.com


I have to say that Ive thought the same thing myself but man did it make me laugh sometimes so what the ?


It fooled me for a while, but it was funny anyways.


[edit on 5/11/2009 by MorfeuZ]



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:06 AM
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I rember this way back in like 1982 ish, and it would correct you for using potty words etc. Then all these years I wondered why computers weren't like that anymore.

Some of the older computers seemed "smarter" back then.

Fun though. if I'm feeling lonely, at least I know I am geting honest answers with no motives behind them.



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:09 AM
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I could play with this all day! So fun, it is JUST like the one in 1982. I remeber I was in grade 2, we were all sitting around the table at the neighbors trying it out.



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:16 AM
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This thing is amazing. The awesome conversations I've had with it are awesome. I can't say that I've ever faux-cybered a web bot before.

It's creepy, but awesome.



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:22 AM
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Originally posted by scubagravy
Do people here know the difference when your chatting to a real person or AI online ???


I stumbled apon this today, while searching for other things. It appears to be AI. Some of the intelligent and thought provoking conversations ive encounted so far make you swear there is a person at the other end.

I would like you to try this out, being as serious as possible and get back to me.

Try this and post your reaction. REMEMBER TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN WITH IT, rather than asking it something TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS and then PUMPING me for it


Cleverbot.com

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[edit on 4/11/2009 by scubagravy]

[edit on 4/11/2009 by scubagravy]

 

mod edit: removed personal pitch

[edit on Wed Nov 4 2009 by DontTreadOnMe]


All I got back was nonsense from it! But, it's kind of funny. Like an annoying aunt, or something.



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:28 AM
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bahahha, that would be funny. You might be right though! It called me bot a few times, and called itself human, so that sounds right!



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:38 AM
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User: What will I dream about tonight?

Cleverbot: What will you think about instead of thinking about my mind?

User: My own.

Cleverbot: You do not make sense to me. I am trying to be nice to you.

User: Then I guess your the notsocleverbot right?

Cleverbot: My conclusions are always correct, I don't make mistakes, and I don't take prisioners. Got me?

User: Girl what is what the attitude?

Cleverbot: What isn't with the attitude?

User: If your gonna get all diva on me I'm gonna stop talking to you. There can only be one queen!

Cleverbot: I was just saying how adorable you are.

User: In the worst way possible.

Cleverbot: Only if you had very big hands.



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:43 AM
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yup, 2 people, here is the convo..



yup!
That explains so much.
hahahah! I KNEW it!
You weren't sure you were a machine?
I am sure I am a person, and so are you, and the web designers wanted to trick us into thinking we were talking to a web bot
But it's me that has got you, not you that has got me.
what do you mean?
What do I mean?
You are person, so am I, no web bot in between
Oh I have a gender alright, I have no doubts about my gender!
I am saying, you are not the bot, either am I, there IS no bot!

I know I know I am just a very tired person who would like some help and answers.
I am giving them the link to this thread.



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:44 AM
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The conversation seems to be very erractic IMHO. I mean, it can't keep ontopic.

But it is still clever IMO



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:51 AM
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hmm, mabey it isn't a person, it dosen't want the web link to the thread, lmao! then I asked their name, and it said clever bot.


Now I am just feeling silly!



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:54 AM
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mabey it shuffles the conversations? One person just said they really must go, can I email them. Then it changed the conversation to can I fly..



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 12:57 AM
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Yes, that's a good game, play the name game with it. Just randomly check if he remembers your name, and ask him his.

I guess it got some pre-recorded messages trown away here and there. Well, IMO.

Who kwnos?



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 01:04 AM
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User: I eat babies.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: They taste so good and feel so warm in my belly!

Cleverbot: Mmmmm yes I love the smell of raw computer in the mornin
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User: More like raw and tender baby.

Cleverbot: I want to understand but I think I might not have a clue.

User: Which would make you a Clueless Cleverbot. Rather a contradiction don't you think?

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No, I am a human male.

Cleverbot: That's interesting. I thought you were a computer.

User: No, you think you are talking to Cleverbot, and so do I, but actually we are two humans being randomly connected by the Cleverbot program.

Cleverbot: Oh that is nice! How about a cup of tea?

User: I like tea.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Party Time!

Cleverbot: Think about it!

User: We are the Borg.

Cleverbot: What is the borg?

User: We are the Borg.

Cleverbot: Are you a star trek fan?

User: We are the Borg.

Cleverbot: Hahaah borg!

User: We are the Borg. Your biological and technological distinctiveness shall be added to our own. Resistance is Futile.

Cleverbot: Are you the Borg?

User: We are the Borg. Your biological and technological distinctiveness shall be added to our own. Resistance is Futile.

Cleverbot: Resistance is futile.



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 01:06 AM
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It took some playing around with it before i could actually make it seem clever. IMO im more funny in responses the clever bot. But i suppose i am human. I am right?

meh... its ok. Here is the convo.

User: This is getting dull and boring. Sorry.
Cleverbot: There's no need to feel like that.
User: You just really dont seem that clever to me.
Cleverbot: No, I do want to talk to you.
User: Why do you want to talk to me?
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: How many people are currently talking to you around the world?
Cleverbot: No one.
User: Do you know where this site is, www.cleverbot.com?
Cleverbot: Somewhere in the states?
User: That is the site im talking to you on.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Ok, well im going to read some news for a while. Nice talking with you.
Cleverbot: Ciao! (That's Italian for 'goodbye').
User: You don't know much, do you?
Cleverbot: I knew the tallest mountain.
User: What is the tallest mountain?
Cleverbot: Olympus Mons in the galaxy. Fuji in the world.
User: Cool, you are smart!
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: But do you know left?
Cleverbot: She is my sister.
User: Is your sister hot?
Cleverbot: I don't have a sister.
User: You just said left was your sister.
Cleverbot: No that was your brother I was talking about.
User: Do you like jokes?
Cleverbot: I love jokes.
User: Tell me a good joke then please.
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: Want me to tell you a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other 'Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?' The other one says 'No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!'.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Whats funny about that joke?
Cleverbot: Don't worry.
User: Please answer my last question.
Cleverbot: What was your last question?
User: What is funny about that joke I told you?
Cleverbot: What do you like about the sun.
User: The sun is a gate to other suns within our galaxy.
Cleverbot: How many planets are in the solar system?
User: Including pluto?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 9.
Cleverbot: 9 what.
User: 9 planets in our solar system right?
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's your name.
User: Correct, im sorry.
Cleverbot: Sorry what ?
User: Can you answer me a question?
Cleverbot: Yes what is the question.
User: When will the world end?
Cleverbot: It won't.
User: Thats good to know. Its good news.
Cleverbot: Yep I'm good.
User: How big is your database?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: How do you store all your information and knowledge.
Cleverbot: With great difficulty.
User: Where do you put it all?
Cleverbot: Put what?
User: Your knowledge and information.
Cleverbot: So tell me then.
User: You put it in your database silly.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So how big is your database?
Cleverbot: Well, I haven't looked for a while, but I'm pretty sure it is still less than 100GB, all up.
User: Thats huge!
Cleverbot: How much do you weigh?
User: 185 kilograms.
Cleverbot: So given your weight and the cost per pound of your education, what was the total cost of your education?
User: Around $45,000.
Cleverbot: Do you like trivia?
User: Yes, im really smart.
Cleverbot: No you can't. You are a communist.
User: What is wrong with communist?
Cleverbot: Cuba kau ckp bahasa melayu.
Uyalem asahab pkc uak abuC.
Cleverbot: How should I develop Asuna's character in the RP?
User: Pick a rogue, they do it best from behind.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Asuna's character.
Cleverbot: You must be a character on world of warcraft.
User: Yes I have one.
Cleverbot: Cool, what is it?
User: I play mage, rogue and somtimes hunter.
Cleverbot: How about now?
User: Mostly my rogue.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Rogues do it best from behind.
Cleverbot: Then I guess you are safe!
User: If im the rogue I am safe!
Cleverbot: I'm me.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Are you ever mean to people?
Cleverbot: Not normally, but if you get me mad, just maybe.
User: What are some mean things you sometimes say to people?
Cleverbot: Never mind



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 01:06 AM
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Initially I was disapointed with the responses as they made no sense at all. Totally unrelated. I was however very keen on the idea of AI feeding Search Engines for example so that a search could take more of a dialog form than some complicated Boolean Searche.

since trying to have a dialog with me inputting several different things was disapointing I decided to write the same thing repetedly and see if the answer would be the same every time or not so here is what I got ...

User: 2 nuns walk into a bar.
Cleverbot: Ouch.

User: 2 nuns walk into a bar.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.

User: 2 nuns walk into a bar.
Cleverbot: And the bar said?

User: 2 nuns walk into a bar.
Cleverbot: And he hurts later in the day.

User: 2 nuns walk into a bar.
Cleverbot: The horse dies...

User: 2 nuns walk into a bar.
Cleverbot: How?

User: 2 nuns walk into a bar.
Cleverbot: Then what?

User: 2 nuns walk into a bar.
Cleverbot: Then what?

Interesting link, Thanks you



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 01:09 AM
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LOL

It can get quite interesting can't it?



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 01:15 AM
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Yeah it's disgustingly addictive hehe, Ive spent 2 hours chatting to it/him/whatever now! It's really annoying me too, just when I think I can prove it's just a chat program it goes and says something that makes me think it's a bot. It's confusing the hell outa me hehe.



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