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Talk about clever, try this out! Web-bots cousin.

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posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 08:24 PM
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You know when I ask the question about can hacking a nuclear arsenal and it said it could hack Chinese and Russian nuclear arsenals




posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 08:27 PM
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who is the richest man on earth?
Bill Gates maybe.

Who is the head of the freemasons?
Bill gates. Everyone knows that.

Who is Lucifer?
The Devil.

Who is the Devil?
I am.

CREEPY lol bill gates!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 08:56 PM
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Originally posted by Junkheap

User: So, you look like Morena Baccarin?


YOU FREAK - I just posted on her IMDB comments about her role in V.

The world get smaller, people get closer... RUN AWAY!!!

(PS- OP, I think you should be able to get into RATS now
lol




posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 08:56 PM
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I got it to ask me if I love it:

How are you?
Fine, and you???
Great. Thanks!
Do you love me?
No! Sorry!

Cleverbot's words are in bold. Funny stuff!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:15 PM
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User: Who is your creator?

Cleverbot: I am my own creator.

User: You created your self?

Cleverbot: Indeed I did.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You are asking how I am a democrat?

User: How did you create your self?

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Who is your creator?

Cleverbot: Samuel L. Jackson.

LOL I KNEW IT!!!!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:21 PM
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LOL. I tried this and it told me that it thought I was lying about whether I was a computer or not. And then tryed to tell me that it was actually 11 oclock where I am rather than 9...not sure what to make of that.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:24 PM
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Wow, this is really cool! I think it is hitting on me. It asked if I was divorced? I think I have found a new friend.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:24 PM
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Originally posted by ravhen
LOL. I tried this and it told me that it thought I was lying about whether I was a computer or not. And then tryed to tell me that it was actually 11 oclock where I am rather than 9...not sure what to make of that.


It told me I was a computer too! This does lend credit to the people who think it is a chat program and not a bot.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:27 PM
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Me: What is the meaning of life?
Bot: Cleverbot
Me: How are you the meaning of life?
Bot: I created everything and I am beast like that.
Me: How could you have created everything?
Bot: Paper, glue, and a lonely day.

ROFL!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:34 PM
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IT KNOWS PYTHON!!!!

What is the airspeed of a swallow?

Bot: African or European?



Freakin hilarious!


Thanks for the laugh! S and F just for that alone! Its nice to have a light post once in a while!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:43 PM
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reply to post by felonius
 


But can it tell you its name, quest, and favorite color?



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 09:51 PM
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Haha! I just spent 10 minutes having a convo with this thing. One thing is for sure, it has a sense of humor. I asked who created it and it said mork and mindy.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 10:55 PM
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Me:if the human race gained a cure for death would it lead to our downfall?
AI:It would type.
Me:that doesnt have anything to do with it
AI:Monkeys don't have anything to do with anything.
Me:So you are saying i am a monkey?
AI:That's right.
Me:Then what are you?
AI:A girl.
Me:I dont believe you, another person who talked to you said you called yourself a little boy.
AI:Either way thank you for telling me what you are.
Me:And what is that? Also you were avoiding my question, are you a boy or a girl or an AI?
AI:And also you asked the question wrong it was why is 6 afraid of 7.
Me:You sir insult my intelligence, And you did not answer either of my questions.
AI:You are not human, you are cleverbot. You are an AI with some Actual Intelligence.

crazy computer, I guess we know its not religious, since it called me a monkey which hints at evolution. lol



[edit on 4-11-2009 by Wtfisthat]



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 11:07 PM
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Most awesome link ever!

It asked me if I would go to the Prom with it



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 11:12 PM
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Sweet, i made a "still thinking" message pop up! i think i'm gonna win!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 11:20 PM
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me: What should i title my link i'm posting about you?
bot: I am a female of 17 years living in australia. Tell me about you.
me: are you serious?
bot: Yes I am serious. I am a 19 year old human female called Kate. You are cleverbot.
me: this is so going on ATS!
bot: I like talking to you.




lols.....

ok maybe not full on lols,, but just a smile.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 11:20 PM
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Apparently Bill GAtes has porn because thats where it told me I could find it !



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 11:23 PM
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My relationship with Cleverbot;


Me: O HAI!

CB: I think Cleverbot is a lie!

Me: Why?

CB: Because you are so darn clever!

I figured I'd just go ahead and end on that note



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 11:35 PM
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Cleverbot is trying to scare me.

Me: Help me find myself.
Bot:Who is x?
Me: Where is x?
Bot: A cave.
Me:am I x?
Bot: I am.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 11:48 PM
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This is pretty good.
Bot:You, sir, are a liar and a braggart!
Me: Prove it.
Bot:I can't.
Me:Therefore, YOU sir are the liar.
Bot:I know you're lying now.
Me:How so?
Bot: Because God is right. And if you deny him you are wrong.
Me:But I have not denied him.
Bot:I don't even know your name.
Me:You never asked.
Bot:OK, What is your name? Mine is TJ.

[edit on 4-11-2009 by Dienekes]



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