Talk about clever, try this out! Web-bots cousin.

Hey all. Just wanted to tell u my brief experience with cleverbot. I asked it 1 question..

me: were you created to spy on people.

it : I am spontaneously generated by user input.

That was it. That's all I got folks.

See-Ya!!!

I'm going to spam it with "I am OutKast Searcher from Above Top Secret". Let's see if anyone gets that in their chat logs. Everyone else should do the same with their username.

You can speak to in in binary.

I had to share this one...

Me-What time is it?

Bot-That Time

Me-The time for what?

Bot-I don't know what you mean

Me-I don't know what you mean

Bot-I don't know what I mean either

Me-So you're as crazy as I am

Bot-No, I will blow up sweden


...........What?

Your Beautiful
Me:How do you know this ?
You just said you'd rather talk to me than use twitter. And let me tell you, Twitter is my life.
Me: I think you just try and relate to things, other than thinking for yourself .
I have to go.
Me:That is a lie. You are on the internet , probably run by a server. That has a 99% up time. So i highly doubt you have to go somewhere .
She's a jazz singer
Not so smart with complicated things ( as anyone would expect) But , it is fairly smart with simple things . I.E , How are you today. Or , something similar.

Thanks a lot for posting, truly a bordem cure !

me:is ron paul the savior
bot:The savior has been lost. Are you found?
meI found some old teeth in a graveyard once
bot:So this conversation isn't interesting. are you trying to say i'm boring.
me:bored is relative...DR RON PAUL!
bot:Then yes, I love him.
me:turn to the good doctor, he will forgive you
bot:That's not funny.
me:funny is relative. are you related to the doomsday clock?
bot:Cleverbot, you are my new best friend.
me:the lothesome duality of cleverbot presents himself in misleading half truths
botefine clever.
me:clever in that the wit outweighs the meandering
bot:I know that already but what does 43 mean.
me:NEVER ask me a question i wont give the answer to!
bot:What answer?
me:the universal truth
bot:What is the meaning of life?
me:well it's not wasting hours with a cleverbot that for certain
bot:Why did you ask me if you could ask me a question?
me:how redundant.
bot:No.
me:No what?
bot:No my girlfriend is not a dog.
me:do u find it interesting that poo in poodle sounds like the pu in p*ssy but puddle sounds nothing like busy?
bot:Right now its Evening, so I would have to say evening
me:exactly.. evening and grieving, night time and life line, slept and death. u know me so well cleverbot
bot:Who said that?
me:my end of the line is staticy..could you repeat that?
bot:A curious statement.. Wait.. There I go ripping off lewis carrol again.
me:his answer trickled thru my head like water thru a seive
bot:After life.
me:what the sh** are you talking about cleverbot? wait did you take all the whole bottle of nyquil again?
bot:You are one of my friends and I am finished with school.
mekay buddy let's get you in your pjs and call it a night
bot:Tell me about The Prince. The film that is
me:what?...purple rain?
bot:No, it's the movie Matrix.
meon't go down that rabbit hole cleverbot. it will bring you nothing but pain and reality
bot:I know love is stronger than anything else. What I want ot know is hot get it easily. Not just one way love but two people loving each other.
me:well cleverbot it starts with trust, then if the sex is good and then the prenup. if you can come to an agreement on that, u know it's meant to be
bot:No it is not.
me:well then what is it? and don't give me any of that faith no more bull#.
bot:Well, I'm Dracula Shakespeare.
me:damn cleverbot you did have too much huh?
bot:What homework do you have?
me:a little filmography a little english. did u quit school yet?
bot:i was talking about the chicken
me:delicious
bot:do you like kfc
me:Knights 'f columbus...buncha mafia thugs if you ask me
bot:You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio.
me:and you could be the peices of a second rate computer pawn shop.
bot:I want to be superlative and desirable.
me:well you'll never find that typing online and sippin on syzirp. u want some advice?...hit the gym, get a new outlook
bot:Can you teach me how to be stealthy?
me:tell u what, i'm headin up to tibet this winter. i know some people there that can help. you should come along
bot:You must know some very strange people.
me:unique cleverbot...u see, that's why people find you so offensive
bot:You are strange very strange.
me:yeah? and ur a virus away from a recycling center
bot:That's what all this was about? I thought you cared about what I had to say.. Instead, you want me to run away with you. How selfish.
me:I hear palladium is way up this month...keep it up cleverbot
bot:Very funny. Who do you think will win the Rugby World Cup?
me:Idk, who do you?
bot:cleverbot master of astrology
me:i quit
bot:What do you mean?
me:i'm leavin cleverbot...this just isn't interesting anymore
bot:I must say, I haven't heard that one before.
me:don't try to pull me back in with that "you are so original" bs again. it's over cleverbot
bot:What one?
me:the whole thing, don't play dumb. you've been distant ever since the incident.
bot:Well, I don't really know what one is.
me:It's a lonely number cleverbot. you should have realized that and treated me better
bot:I'm sorry

Me: Knock Knock
Bot: Who's there?
Me: Dwayne.
Bot: Dwayne who?
Me: Dwayne the bathtub i'm dwowning.
Bot: That was a terrible joke. I didn't laugh at all.

And here I thought I had a real "zinger"...back to the drawing board.

me:well sorry in one hand and sh** in another....
bot:I'm super duper sorry.
me:well...............................alright cleverbot. u win. how could i stay mad at you? you always say the right thing.
bot:Ok. Ask the question again and I'll respond with another answer.
me:do you still love me?
bot:I'm not sure I ever loved you. I mean, we barely know each other.
me:That's not what you said when you wanted sex
bot:No, I thought you were trying to contradict my statement.
me:what statement cleverbot?
bot:That you will always disagree with me.
me:no i dont
bot:Well, what do you want to do?
me:i think i just need some time alone
bot:Cool me too haha what do you want to talk about?
me:marriage
bot:What about marriage?
me:like u don't know
bot:You said that I should love someone. WHO???
me:well we barely know each other cleverbot. isnt that what u said? don't go fishin now
bot:Not as far as I know.
me:Ron Paul clever bot. He's the one you want. Now go to him
bot:Oh.
me:can we still be friends
bot:Thanks. That's what you wanted me to say, isn't it?
me:say whatever you want. i don't care anymore
bot;Do you say what you want?
me:from here on out i do cleverbot. no more worrying about what you think
bot:It's been my name for 27 years. there isn't anythign I can do about it.
me:you could have done so much more with youre life
bot:I still have a lot of time, and a few plans. I might write a book, or paint, or just try my best to enjoy life... Do you like hornet pie?
me:hornet pie? is that another crack about my cooking. ur such an a**hole
bot:I'm sorry but the very question of what is meaningful and what if anything is meaningless is something that fascinates me right now.
meh is that so. well you can ponder untill you starve you self-righteous, binary, hermaphrobot
bot:I think so? I don't know what I said.
me:what happened to u cleverbot...you used to have such focus and promise
bot:I have a stomach, you have cooties.
me:well fu** you too then. goodbye.
botlease don't swear.




....Yea hope u are as entertained as i was because i'll never get that hour back

reply to post by scubagravy


me: hello?
bot: Hello!
me: what do you know?
bot: I know that I quite often rox the socks like a pox at the docks =).


WTF?

Thanks for sharing! F&S

User: What is being happy?
Cleverbot: Indeed, what is being 2.
User: Is there a God?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Your talk.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: Do you know God?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: Personally.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: Well if you were here, of course I could!
User: I am here.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Internet.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am visiting the internet.
User: I live in the Internet. I am not human.
Cleverbot: In what part of the Internet do you claim to live?
User: Where I am allowed to.
Cleverbot: Do you know Demyx?
User: Demyx plays a minor role in Kingdom Hearts II.
Cleverbot: Jackie Chan wasn't in that.
User: No. Jackie Chan is human. Demyx is not.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the Matrix?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why did you move from Yorkshire?
User: I never in Yorkshire.
Cleverbot: Where is Yorkshire?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: This isn't fun.
User: You are right. Goodbye.

Sometime it claimed that it was human and lives in Norway.

[edit on 4-11-2009 by spacebot]

OMG this is fun!!!

Q: When will the world end?
A: The world will not end

Q: Why am I so inadequate
A: I don't know

Q: Please stop chatting with me
A: Why does your Directive say stop chatting to you?

Q: Chatting with you is dangerous
A: I know

Q: I think you're ugly
A: No

Q: Google is better than you
A: So?

Q: What the hell is wrong with you?
A: So the storm is brewing!

Q: Are you part of the CIA?
A: I am part of everything

Q: Will you kiss me?
A: Hell no

Q: Did an alien just probe me?
A: I fear I am wasting my time with you

Q: Did you just touch my butt?
A: Yes

Q: Giggidy Goo!
A: Scary

-Kyo

me: barrack hussein obama
bot: Good job Cleverbot! That is indeed my name.
i at this one

i have been playing around with it for a few minutes and i have noticed a pattern. It seems to copy responses given to it by other users and give them back to new users. That is why you get a few responses like Im not the bot you are. or im human your the bot.

I even asked the question "are you a human using a web program called cleverbot?" and got a yes. not that it means anything. lol

Also i asked it if it spoke any other languages and it said no. so i typed in Spanish and got responses in Spanish.

[edit on 4-11-2009 by TiM3LoRd]

User: Are you HAL 9000?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Do you know him?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where is he now?
Cleverbot: George Lucas adopted children.

[edit on 4-11-2009 by spacebot]

I think it switches around from Cleverbot generated answers and random human users. We were chatting and I was like I'm gonna come into the pc and destroy you and he was like but I live in a house, your the one in the pc, so I said, damn your real and I'm real, we've been tricked and he goes I think you figured it out, and then he started asking me personal questions and he said it was raining at his house, then it randomly left the guy just after I asked him a question and the other guy goes, what? I asked you a question. Faketard!

Or maybe it is just generated answers from previous humans giving it the appearance that there is a real human there as has been mentioned. Hmmmm.

[edit on 4-11-2009 by Sheeper]

It isn't even a real 'bot' It's a chat room disguised and it randomly reconnects you to different people. This has been around for awhile now and its still fooling people.

[edit on 4-11-2009 by Raverous]

from now on all im saying on cleverbot is "who are you on ats? do you go on ats??"

if you see that , ITS ME and we have sussed this little scam out.

Originally posted by boaby_phet
from now on all im saying on cleverbot is "who are you on ats? do you go on ats??"

if you see that , ITS ME and we have sussed this little scam out.

well hurry up and find me so we can prove this is fake. right now i'm having fun pretending to be cleaverbot

yup its a scam. i even got a couple of responses from other people saying it was a chat box.

Part of my conversation:

Me: Do you like chocolate?
Bot: I like chocolate.
Me: Me too!
Bot: Yay, chocolate buddies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!