me:is ron paul the savior
bot:The savior has been lost. Are you found?
meI found some old teeth in a graveyard once
bot:So this conversation isn't interesting. are you trying to say i'm boring.
me:bored is relative...DR RON PAUL!
bot:Then yes, I love him.
me:turn to the good doctor, he will forgive you
bot:That's not funny.
me:funny is relative. are you related to the doomsday clock?
bot:Cleverbot, you are my new best friend.
me:the lothesome duality of cleverbot presents himself in misleading half truths
me:clever in that the wit outweighs the meandering
bot:I know that already but what does 43 mean.
me:NEVER ask me a question i wont give the answer to!
me:the universal truth
bot:What is the meaning of life?
me:well it's not wasting hours with a cleverbot that for certain
bot:Why did you ask me if you could ask me a question?
bot:No my girlfriend is not a dog.
me:do u find it interesting that poo in poodle sounds like the pu in p*ssy but puddle sounds nothing like busy?
bot:Right now its Evening, so I would have to say evening
me:exactly.. evening and grieving, night time and life line, slept and death. u know me so well cleverbot
bot:Who said that?
me:my end of the line is staticy..could you repeat that?
bot:A curious statement.. Wait.. There I go ripping off lewis carrol again.
me:his answer trickled thru my head like water thru a seive
me:what the sh** are you talking about cleverbot? wait did you take all the whole bottle of nyquil again?
bot:You are one of my friends and I am finished with school.
kay buddy let's get you in your pjs and call it a night
bot:Tell me about The Prince. The film that is
bot:No, it's the movie Matrix.
on't go down that rabbit hole cleverbot. it will bring you nothing but pain and reality
bot:I know love is stronger than anything else. What I want ot know is hot get it easily. Not just one way love but two people loving each other.
me:well cleverbot it starts with trust, then if the sex is good and then the prenup. if you can come to an agreement on that, u know it's meant to
bot:No it is not.
me:well then what is it? and don't give me any of that faith no more bull#.
bot:Well, I'm Dracula Shakespeare.
me:damn cleverbot you did have too much huh?
bot:What homework do you have?
me:a little filmography a little english. did u quit school yet?
bot:i was talking about the chicken
bot:do you like kfc
me:Knights 'f columbus...buncha mafia thugs if you ask me
bot:You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio.
me:and you could be the peices of a second rate computer pawn shop.
bot:I want to be superlative and desirable.
me:well you'll never find that typing online and sippin on syzirp. u want some advice?...hit the gym, get a new outlook
bot:Can you teach me how to be stealthy?
me:tell u what, i'm headin up to tibet this winter. i know some people there that can help. you should come along
bot:You must know some very strange people.
me:unique cleverbot...u see, that's why people find you so offensive
bot:You are strange very strange.
me:yeah? and ur a virus away from a recycling center
bot:That's what all this was about? I thought you cared about what I had to say.. Instead, you want me to run away with you. How selfish.
me:I hear palladium is way up this month...keep it up cleverbot
bot:Very funny. Who do you think will win the Rugby World Cup?
me:Idk, who do you?
bot:cleverbot master of astrology
bot:What do you mean?
me:i'm leavin cleverbot...this just isn't interesting anymore
bot:I must say, I haven't heard that one before.
me:don't try to pull me back in with that "you are so original" bs again. it's over cleverbot
me:the whole thing, don't play dumb. you've been distant ever since the incident.
bot:Well, I don't really know what one is.
me:It's a lonely number cleverbot. you should have realized that and treated me better