Well first of all I will give you a S+F for a decent post even though I don't wholly agree with everything you said a great deal of it is right on,
and it at least points out a few of the many hypocritical/contradictory/Historically inaccurate statements in the bible. I am going to go point by
point to throw in my two cents, and also try to address some of the other responses I have seen.
1 - I completely agree with you on this one. For those who say things like we are relating our idea of love and mercy, and cannot fathom what "Holy
Love", and "Holy Mercy" are I think that is hogwash. If God's idea of love and mercy in more akin to human's ideas of hate, ruthlessness,
jealousy, and wrath then you can keeps the sorry S.O.B. I have no use for him.
I have seen a few try to say that God did not curse the firstborn. One person said that it was Moses who dealt that curse out, and someone else
pointed out Exodus 1, saying that it was Pharaoh who called for it.
First of all the incident in Exodus 1 is not what the OP was referring to. That was Pharaoh's order to kill all male newborns, not just the first,
and it was an attempt to slow the population growth, and make them a predominately female race.
As far as whether it was God who cursed the firstborn of Egypt or Moses, I point you to Ex. 11 which starts out "1AND the Lord said unto Moses, yet
will I bring one plague more unto Pharaoh, and upon Egypt;" A few verses later he reveals what that particular plague is, "4And Moses said, thus
saith the Lord, About midnight I will go out into the midst of Egypt:5And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die" I think that makes it
pretty clear.
Lastly I would like to address one more thing. It has been stated that God gave Pharaoh many chances, insinuating that it was Pharaoh who brought all
the plagues on Egypt by not allowing Moses' people to leave, this is false. God purposefully hardened Pharaoh's heart so that he would not give in.
God wanted to unleash all of his plagues on the Egyptians and made certain that he would be able to.
After that he had the Jews go around and "borrow" from the Egyptians, their jewels, gold, and silver which the the Egyptian lent do to the fact that
God "gave the people favour in the sight of the Egyptians" As one last blow to the Egyptians, God hardened Pharaoh's heart once more so that he,
and his army would follow the Israelites and be drowned in the Red Sea.
So, first God deals out a bunch of unnecessary plagues on Egypt by hardening Pharaoh's heart so that he would not let the Jews go. The he has his
people rob the Egyptians blind, by using his little magic trick to give the Jews "favour in the sight of the Egyptians" and getting his people to
"borrow" what they wanted. Lastly after all that he murders Pharaoh and his army in the Red Sea, just for sh!ts and giggles.
Yeah, now there is a God to look up to
2 - Another good one, and one that I never understood. As a parent I cannot conceive of any thing no matter how horrible or detestable that my kids
could do that would make me even wish this on them, much less carry out such a heinous sentence.
The same people who follow this God will condemn the Nazi's, but I say even Hitler wasn't cruel enough to sentence those he hated to never ending
torture, he eventually killed the Jews. God is however that cruel, and these aren't people that he hates, in fact he loves them as him own children.
But yeah, God's love is Holy love so go figure
3- God called for the complete genocide of many people, not just the people of Jericho, but nice point. I have seen it pointed out that the people of
Jericho were wicked and Idolatrous, but God's laws about Idol worship had not been given to the people of Jericho yet so how could they possibly have
been punished for hundreds of years of lawlessness when those laws were not established yet?
4 - Yup, God is all about some slavery, and I think you are very correct in your assumption that these particular slaves are to be used in a sexual
manner, otherwise why not keep all the women as slaves.
As far as slavery as a subject I have seen some thing written here that I have to address.
First, that slaves were treated better in those days than in more recent times. That is crap, slavery is slavery is slavery... Thomas Jefferson was
noted as treating his slaves so well that many of them decided to stay with him even after they were freed, is it your argument that if all American
slave owners had treated their slaves as well as him that it would have been ok to keep slavery around?
Also it has been stated that the bible must be taken in context, and that humanity was much more barbaric in those days, but that treatment of slaves
was more humane? That sounds a little off, as the humane treatment of slaves would denote a more civilized people than in recent times. So which is
it, were humans more humane, or more barbaric? I think that the answer to that is both depending on which one better suits your argument at the
time.
5 - Can't say that I am terribly knowledgeable about Job other than the fact that it was a screwed up bet between God and Satan. Now as far as those
who have said "It's cool because in the end he had more kids" Well from a man who has lost a child let me say FU#K YOU! I hope your kids die so
that you can come back and tell me they can be replaced.
6 - The story of the flood is just flawed on so many levels. First of all the ark he built wasn't nearly big enough. Second, if he took pairs of
animals then what did the carnivorous animals eat on this 40 day journey? Also how did all of the animals get to him? There are animals indigenous to
the Americas for instance, how did they get across oceans in order to hop on the ark?
7 - You are quite correct that people of this time had a much lower life expectancy of people today, and those who disagree either too lazy to look up
those fact, or don't want to see the truth. People from 3000 - 2000 BCE had an average height of 5'5" for males 5'0" for females and a life
expectancy of 33.6 years for men and 29.4 for females.
Life Expectancy
Chart
8 - I believe that the Tower of Babel story was one made up to explain how if we all came from two people just a relatively short time why there were
so many different languages. It does shed a little more light on God's jealous, insecure side though.